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*music*

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*music*

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Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

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*music*

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You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

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*music*

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*music*

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Nintendo Game Boy.

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*music*

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You are a liar.

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*music*

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Twisted.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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That Higgins isn't simple.

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Ah no, please. I'm sorry, I'm sorry for leaving the stream. There's no need for this. This is a bit much now, in fairness. And I'm listening, I'm listening, please. Don't.

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Metal object, gotcha. Okay. Sound, just don't kill me. That's the main thing. Thanks very much for the tip there. DJ Zap, big tripod, Schulte, Tupo. You're filthy. Thank you very much.

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Darken Shrine, thank you very much for the tip.

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I understand. I'm sorry, I'll never leave the stream again, I promise.

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Red. Red. Get out the way.

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*Sounds of a gun*

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*Cease*

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Yes.

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Again, what is the word?

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The word is RAID.

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That is correct.

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Here we go.

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This is the punishment now.

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Fuck yes.

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I'm sorry for everything.

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- I'm gonna kill them.

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- Oh fuck.

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- Relax.

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- Oh, oh.

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- Oh, thanks lads.

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- We're fast enough. - Oh fuck.

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- I'm just saying. - Oh fuck.

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- Um. - Thanks for the tip there Omar.

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Joey the lips, Smitty, thank you very much.

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Steve Jennings, Robert Mugabe.

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- Let's make a take of the voice.

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- Smitty, Omar, thank you very much.

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- If you hold your breath, it has the effect of tightening

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the grip of this stuff over your face and mouth,

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and nostrils.

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So it's a smothering feeling as well as a drowning feeling.

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- Computer games.

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- They told me that when I activated the dead man's handle,

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which is a simple process, you simply release something,

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let it go.

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I didn't do that.

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I practically, even though my hands were bound,

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I sort of, as near as you could,

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I threw the thing out of my hand.

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- Sorry, there's, I didn't think it through,

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and there's a lot of water here all over the desktop now.

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- Everything goes on you when you're breathing water.

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You can't-- - One moment there, lads.

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- It would be bad enough if you did have something.

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Suppose they wanted to know where it was.

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- We're the classic guys. - We're the classic guys.

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- Feel it. - Well, I'm gonna try to do it.

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- 'Cause this has to come to an end.

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I can't, I can't.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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- Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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Big thank you to Gregoski there.

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Big thank you very much to Gregoski.

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And to Stair Chicken.

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Paulie Murray, Big Red, Anonymous.

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Joe.

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Juicy Johnson, Stair Chicken.

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Jamesy.

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Omar, Joey the Lip, Smitty.

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Thank fuck, it's Francis.

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Steve Jennings, Robert Mugabe.

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Dark and Shrine, You're Filthy.

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And there's a few lads that I need to

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say thank you to,

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because there's a few tips that came through there

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on the off season.

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We're the classic agnostic guides.

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Classic agnostic guides.

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Just come off here.

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That gig isn't simple.

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You can come back

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onto the screen here actually and just

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put some mood music

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on for the moment.

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Oh.

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Well, the waterboarding was a success.

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I didn't think it would go down so well

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as it did.

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And it really went down well.

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I only lasted as long as Christopher Hitchens.

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But look,

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I feel as though that's a great showing

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after such a long time away.

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And I need to say thanks to Rick North,

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who tipped 140 there over the course of a couple of days in September.

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Must have been on some sort of mad session.

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Hopefully that's not like some sort of regret

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that you have now after that has happened.

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But it has happened.

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And thank you very much for your tips, Rick North.

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And I have to say thanks to Omar, Tupo, Quib, Tupo again, and Tupo again, Jasper McGuigan, Kitty Boo, Andy the Fork, Greasy Mbappuccino, Kerry, Jay from OSW, and Tupo once again.

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Thank you very much, lads, for those beautiful, beautiful tips.

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It's been a while, and I've been very much anticipating the Silent Hill 2 remake now for two years.

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Anybody who watched the stream before last year?

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Producers.

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I have to say the Tom Cruise line whenever that comes through.

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It's a real favourite of mine.

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Thank you very much there, Steely, and City Burials, and Kendo, and Mr. Huxtable, and Ante, thank you very much, and Juicy Johnson.

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I've been waiting for this game for a long, long time.

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And I was starting to get a little bit pissed off with it, and then I started to think it was going to be shit.

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Do you know, because of remakes coming out, and they're usually not that good.

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But then I saw the other day the reviews were fucking amazing.

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So I'm very eager to see whether or not they've managed to retain the kind of psychological, you know, the Japanese psychological horror side of things, where it's like a mindfuck.

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Or have they gone Polish on it?

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Because now there's a Polish studio that's taking control of the IP, as they call it.

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They've taken the mantle from the Japanese boys, and the Polish are now in control of darkness.

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And by God, have the Poles...

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They know darkness.

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They've seen a lot of darkness in their time.

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And I think they might be able to fucking...

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They might have done something good here.

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According to the reviews, anyway.

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Conrad, thank you very much.

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And Ivan and Steph and Flembag and Naimiljil and Larry Schlug.

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And Musk by Elon and Steely.

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Thank you very much.

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Less chatting.

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More Silent Hillen here.

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And as you know, this is going to be a case of scenes of a depressing nature.

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Let's turn that off.

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Konami are involved.

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They always were.

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Bloober team.

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Those are the boys that are in control of this now.

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They're using an Unreal Engine backdrop of it.

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Sorry, I need to put this on my screen.

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I can't fucking see it.

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Oal McDonough, thanks very much.

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Heron, thank you very much.

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Parnell Street Dragons.

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Conrad, thank you very much.

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Let me just get this on the monitor here.

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Squeaky Eye, thank you very much.

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We need that Elgar.

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Now, Higgins isn't simple.

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Twisted.

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The street.

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There.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much.

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There's Stale, Stale, Javi, Charlie, Fred West, and Samantha Hagar and Ryan.

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Thank you very much there.

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Ryan just says, just in time I ran out of stream clips.

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Look, I don't know how I'm going to approach this as well because it's a real somber, down, in the dumps sort of fucking depressing mood game.

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Silent Hill.

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I think it's just simple.

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How is that going to, you know, be juxtaposed with the kind of fucking waterboarding at the beginning?

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You know, that sort of high energy, which I like to bring to the streams most of the time.

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Is it going to be a clash, a culture clash?

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Do you know?

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These are the other things that go through my mind before getting on and pressing Go Live because it's like, you want to, you want to be able to give it your all.

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But also, I really want to be receptive to all of this stuff that's going on in the game.

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And as I said, you remember the disclaimers.

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It used to just be, this game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore.

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Or this game contains fucking disturbing scenes of a paranormal nature or something.

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But it's definitely, we've gone up a notch here.

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We've gone up into the next level.

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Thank you very much there, Squish Anonymous, Count Sacula for your tip, and Freelancer.

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Thank you very much there.

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This game contains content and themes of domestic violence, emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide, mental illness, child abuse, and other mature themes.

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So it's gone up really, hasn't it?

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I don't know whether or not they're going into a fucking, a bad realm there by listing each and every individual bit.

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I mean, are we even going to notice half of this stuff?

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Who fucking knows?

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But it's a real head scratcher so far.

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And as I was saying, I'm very interested to see how they've approached the fucking game.

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Whether or not they've gone all out into action.

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They've reimagined the action in it.

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And they've turned it into a Resident Evil 4.

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Or have they stayed with the whole fucking clunky, kind of scary situation where you were wielding cumbersome fucking lead pipes and wooden sticks, planks with nails in them.

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They weren't hitting.

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And it felt terrifying.

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Let's just see how we get on here.

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So, Kosovo.

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Glad Kosovo.

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A Dublin city simulator.

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Thank you very much.

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Who says Silent Hill is like a walk down Talbot Street.

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Delighted to have you back, Francis.

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Foggy Hill.

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Thank you very much.

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And Barry.

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Oh yeah.

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And that's a comedy name from Barry.

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Thanks very much for the tip.

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Will I have a look at the QR code here?

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If you find yourself experiencing a negative reaction to these themes, or if you need mental health resources, please visit the link below.

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www.conami.com forward slash games forward slash Silent Hill forward slash help.

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And then another forward slash at the end of the help.

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You know, I'm up in the air about the forward slash on the end of a URL because plenty of times I've entered a URL without that forward slash at the end.

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And I've always got the site that I needed.

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Thank you very much, Nora, for the tip there.

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Horses Under Starlight.

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Kinky John Fowler.

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Quasi Quarteng Comeback.

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Worf MWRF.

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And Brooklyn Lukey.

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Thank you very much there.

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Hey.

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There's some things we do not know.

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Thanks very much, Donald Rumsfeld.

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Brooklyn Lukey.

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How about fucking Brooklyn Spooky?

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Because it's October.

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We also know there are known unknowns.

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That is to say, we know there's some things we do not know.

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There we go.

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There we go.

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Okay, we can, you can expect more kind of lighthearted jokes peppered onto the fucking main course of domestic violence, emotional abuse, suicide, mental illness, all that kind of stuff that's going on in this game.

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I'll be offering hopefully a lighthearted snack on the side of that.

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Do you know, because oftentimes I wouldn't mind watching a game play without some dickhead talking shite over it.

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I just want to see the game.

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But I think I can really diffuse some of the negative experiences that Silent Hill will offer us here.

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By, you know, giving us a good lighthearted gack at the game.

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Brooklyn, thank you very much.

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Paul Mishkel and Zeebs23.

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Hopefully later on, I'm not going to be hitting up that URL that they've provided for me.

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Okay, so text language.

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That's fine.

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Turn the volume up there for you.

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We're the classic agnostic guys.

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Zeebs, thank you very much.

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Graphic priority.

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Quality mode prioritizes graphics features in exchange for a lower frame rate.

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Performance mode prioritizes the frame over the res.

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Well, I don't have a 4K monitor and I'm not, I don't have a 4K capture card.

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So this is, there's no point in really going for quality graphics over performance, is there?

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Although I can instantaneously see in the chat there, Ian is saying performance.

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Ignore that, make sure this is barely visible test and make it bright.

255
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Thank you very much there, McCrann Show and We Are So Back and Hubie and Notorious Pint Man.

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I've also got the lower end register of a piano, a digital piano here,

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which I can hit up at any moment when things need an extra bit of fucking resonance.

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So I'm hoping that that might come in handy as well for any later reviews of Computer Chronicles that will happen,

259
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because I actually had a dream last night about Stuart Shaffey.

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I woke up thinking, what was the episode?

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What was the episode?

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And then I realized it was all a dream.

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Maybe I wasn't meant to remember what episode it was.

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Thank you very much there, Furniture Painter, Notorious Pint Man and Hubie.

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Thank you very much.

266
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So what are we going for here?

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Quality or performance, lads?

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I mean, it's 8 o'clock.

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I would like to get the game underway very soon.

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Midwest, thank you very much.

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Performance, going for it.

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OSW.

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How are you, Ian?

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How are you, Lorenzo?

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Decayin?

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Alas, it's me.

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And Lan Dormer.

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Performance it is.

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The chat.

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Gardie took my CBD.

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Thank you very much.

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Producer!

283
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Is Tom Cruise loud enough, by the way.

284
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Is Tom Cruise loud enough, by the way?

285
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Is Tom Cruise loud enough, by the way?

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I mean, I know you can hear him, but would you like him to be louder when he throws out those

287
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bollockins?

288
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Because he's not as loud as I used to think.

289
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I mean, I turned it down thinking it was going to be too loud.

290
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He's too loud.

291
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No, it's okay.

292
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Yeah.

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People say it's grand.

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People want it loud.

295
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Some people want louder.

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So, I mean, confirmation bias for me is that I do want to increase that volume there as the

297
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Schmel of Want kindly tips in with five beautiful euros.

298
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Thank you very much indeed.

299
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Compare images and adjust gamma. Now he's too loud your man isn't he, Schindler? Thank you very much Anonymous there. And another tip from Anonymous, thank you very much. Gamma correction to your preferred level.

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Fuck. I mean I could bring that down. Nah, I could go there. We'll go there. We'll go there and then if it needs boosting during the actual stream we can do that. Accessibility, what's all this? Do I need to bother with any of this? Just go.

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Yeah, let me know as well if it's, I mean it's okay for me to say the gamma's grand but I mean you might not agree with that gamma level. You might be gamma negative whereas I'm gamma positive at the moment. Your settings have been saved. Remember you can change them at any time in the settings menu.

302
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The ethereal background ambient music for chill vibes soundscape that's going on here. New game. Thank you very much Anonymous and John Wayne and hot jadge.

303
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Just go standard for the game. Just go standard for the game. I mean I'd like to play through and then maybe play it again on a harder setting but we'll just stick with standard for the moment. I don't want it to be a torturous stream where hours are spent stuck in one particular place.

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Interface preset. Graphic mode. Default.

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Spicebag.

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X.

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Council baby.

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Thank you very much.

309
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Did you hear that horn sound then?

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Press any button to play. They're bringing us into the fold right now with this. Now it's press any button to play.

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Twisted.

312
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It really is something to behold when you think about it. Out the back, Schmoke, and thank you very much.

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If you think about when this came out 2001, you know, or was it 2002?

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Was it after 9-11?

315
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It was after 9-11. It was 2002.

316
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Maybe, no, it came out, it came out just after 9-11.

317
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But I got it in 2002.

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Thank you very much Chris McBee.

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And Konami, like, they've a great stable. A great stable of games. You know, they were fucking Metal Gear Solid.

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ISS Pro, and then Pro Evolution Soccer.

321
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Uh, what else? Other stuff they've done.

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I mean, even if they just made those three games, that's, that's, that's great.

323
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They did well with those games that they did.

324
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Thank you very much Anonymous, and Bertie Boo Boo, and Any Button and Fungal Gunk.

325
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Look at this.

326
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Look at this now.

327
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That pigeon's in several.

328
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He's in, uh, he's in the town of Silent Hill looking for his wife who's died.

329
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Or his, well, he knows his wife's dead, but he's seen a woman or he's heard her voice in a fucking dream.

330
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I heard you in, I seen you in a dream. I know well who you are.

331
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That's that kind of crack that we're dealing with here.

332
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Ah, here we go, man.

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Crank it up.

334
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*Sings*

335
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*Sings*

336
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Graphic scenes of disturbing content I do.

337
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*Sings*

338
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*Sings*

339
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Could you really be in this town?

340
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*Sings*

341
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*Sings*

342
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Dissonant vibes. Scary stuff. Scary stuff. Scare tactics.

343
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Don't get scared tonight.

344
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*Sings*

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Make sure you've brought your fucking nappies, cause you're gonna shit yourself.

346
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Look at the graphics look. I mean, I don't even have a 4K monitor, but that is sensational.

347
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In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now. In our special place. Waiting for you.

348
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Shoo-be-doo-ba-ba-shee-be-doo. Where is my wife? Shabidamadaso. My wife was my life. I got a letter. Got a letter last night. The name on the envelopes. Wrapped in plastic. My wife's name. She was she fazed hands.

349
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:54,760
Couldn't possibly be true. That's what I keep telling myself. Can't believe I'm here again. Mary died of that damn disease three years ago. Mary's gone. Mary had a little lamb. So then why am I looking for her? Scenes of disturbing nature. Our special place. My special wife. What did she mean? She's still here. This whole town was our special place. That's fucking fine, man.

350
00:26:55,780 --> 00:27:05,040
Could Mary really be here? Ah, she's... You know well, she's dead, sure. Is she really alive? Probably not. You need meds. You need to go to the doctor.

351
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Did you ring the GP? And did you get an appointment? Yeah, it could be anxiety, James. You do know that, don't you? It could be anxiety. Work. Go for a run.

352
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Don't go to this town. Only bad stuff happen here, James. Only bad stuff tonight. Okay, that's... And again, guys, I hate to be the one who spoils the atmosphere for you, but...

353
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:39,960
It really needs to be done. There could be some people who are getting very heavily triggered by this emotional abuse that we're seeing.

354
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:54,440
The laborious MMA, thank you very much. Plowing Championships 2005, thank you very much. And Robbie and 36 Chambers of Chang, thank you very much. Thunder Horse and Scarf Ace, thank you very much.

355
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:08,200
Might need to move my fucking gown over here so that Stuart's beautiful head and face doesn't obscure mine.

356
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:21,280
Just see here now. Let's have a look. Okay, so we're in business. This is it. This is what we've been waiting for for a very, very long time. And I remember there's something in the boot of the car.

357
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A map or something. A tape cassette player or something like that. There's no run at the moment. I'm... Tim Reedy-ing the fucking run button. Thanks very much, Tim Reedy.

358
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For your kind and generous tip-ripper-ooness and none other than Connor Williams.

359
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Map of South Vale. And Toluca Lake. Is there a zoom function? There is when you press that bottom left hand shoulder button.

360
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:59,680
So here we are at the observation deck. We go down a mystified pathway to the graveyard where we meet Angela.

361
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I'm going to be dropping spoilers before we even get there just to show you how au fait I am with the gameplay.

362
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:16,680
And I wonder have the, uh, the developers' bloober team from Poland offered us any little bits and pieces like, can we look through this?

363
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:19,220
I mean, it's there. You should be able to look through it if it's there.

364
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:19,580
No?

365
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:26,000
He's got a, he's got a fucking dodge mechanic. They've made some dodge mechanics, lads.

366
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,220
Beautiful stuff.

367
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,420
Thunder G. How are you?

368
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,980
And John Wayne. Thank you very much.

369
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,580
Tevye and Fox. Trucker Box.

370
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,260
Brilliant.

371
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,900
Couple of tips there that rhymed.

372
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Beejus.

373
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And Gentle Monster.

374
00:29:43,340 --> 00:29:45,400
And Where Were You in O2?

375
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,400
And Sarah and James.

376
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,920
Thank you very much for your tip there.

377
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,520
So there's fucking nothing there.

378
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,800
They teased us with the, uh, the little...

379
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Immaculate Situation Setup Unit.

380
00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,240
And there is no run mechanic.

381
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,600
There's plenty of dodge.

382
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,700
If I hold it...

383
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:02,840
No.

384
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Have a look.

385
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:08,000
Go back to the jacks and see if there's anything we can get inside there.

386
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,460
I remember you used to look in the mirror and something had happened.

387
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,720
Now the ga- that's too low.

388
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:17,660
The gamma is far too low there.

389
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,880
Can't fucking see what's going on.

390
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,100
Thanks very much, sir.

391
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:26,380
Schnuffles and Bashar Al-Assad and Pinhead Larry and John Wayne.

392
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:27,260
Thank you very much.

393
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,380
Splatter Vignette is on.

394
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,340
Fucking hell.

395
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,860
See, I don't want to spoil the surprises here with what they've got...

396
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:42,920
...ready for us by fucking seeing that there's a Splatter Vignette option.

397
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,580
Now I know there's going to be some Splatter Vignettes going on.

398
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,060
Graphic Priority...

399
00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:48,140
Gamma Calibration.

400
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,580
What's turn on...

401
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,060
Why...

402
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,200
Turn on Headset Volume, Connor McCoy.

403
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:54,900
What does that mean?

404
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,100
Turn on Headset Volume.

405
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:57,700
What's that mean?

406
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,500
I've got the head...

407
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,160
I've got the headset.

408
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:01,440
Oh yeah.

409
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,000
Turn up my headset volume, is it?

410
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,680
I don't know why you would...

411
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,440
You'd be asking me to do that, Connor.

412
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,560
I mean, you're not...

413
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,360
You're not me.

414
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:13,760
And you can hear the game.

415
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,300
Silent Salt Hill.

416
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,820
Thank you very much there for your kind and beautiful tip.

417
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,020
You very, very kind person.

418
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:26,660
No, no in volume settings, Connor McCoy.

419
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:28,740
Headset Volume.

420
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:31,020
I don't know about that because I've got a fucking headset...

421
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,320
Here.

422
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,680
But I'm actually rooting the audio through the PC.

423
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,600
It's a complicated and boring setup.

424
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,200
Bit of chat that I could go into, but I'm not gonna...

425
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,640
Okay, that's marginally...

426
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,700
Less...

427
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,320
Dark.

428
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:46,320
Dark.

429
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,660
I keep on hitting that dodge mechanic button.

430
00:31:57,660 --> 00:32:02,500
Pinhead Larry, thank you very much.

431
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:10,000
It's too fucking dark, man.

432
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,620
It's much too dark.

433
00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:19,120
But I'd feel as though if I turned the fucking gamma up...

434
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,420
It would ruin.

435
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:22,200
We'll get into it.

436
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,300
We'll get into it and see.

437
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,140
You hammered your gamma.

438
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:34,060
I can see where I...

439
00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:35,040
I don't even know where I am.

440
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:35,600
It's the fuck...

441
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600
There's a door open...

442
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,700
Where am I like?

443
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,980
That's how fucking dark it is.

444
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,040
Unbelievable work they've done on this remake.

445
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:46,880
Thanks, fuck.

446
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,120
The Country Jamboree.

447
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,960
Thank you very much there for your kind, hearted, and generous tip.

448
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,140
I've just realized there that some of the water that I did when I was trying to do that hilarious...

449
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,540
Waterboarding thing at the beginning...

450
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:05,420
Some of it has spilled into the top of the fucking Xbox.

451
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,900
So that's great.

452
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,900
We'll check that out later on.

453
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,500
Or PlayStation, I mean.

454
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,340
Not fucking Xbox.

455
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,880
Thank you very much there.

456
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:22,580
Estonia.

457
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,580
John Fashanu.

458
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,540
And Anonymous.

459
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,480
Thank you very much.

460
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:34,600
Anonymous.

461
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,020
There you are.

462
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:35,560
Thank you very much.

463
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,380
So there's no run, lads.

464
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,760
Anyone who's played this game...

465
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,580
Ah, there is a run.

466
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,140
You hold L1.

467
00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:42,580
Very, very...

468
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,660
Strange.

469
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,880
They should put the run button up there.

470
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,120
Paleville.

471
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,940
Old Silent Hill.

472
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:52,680
Brams.

473
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,780
A Google user.

474
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:55,840
911.

475
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:56,980
Thank you very much there.

476
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,860
Can you say hi to Kai and Ashton?

477
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:00,800
They're watching right now.

478
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,380
Welcome back.

479
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,880
How are you getting on Kai and Ashton?

480
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:04,980
Ashton Kutcher.

481
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,340
How are you doing?

482
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:08,680
Welcome back.

483
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,700
To my stream.

484
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,020
Sorry, I keep doing the dodge thing.

485
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,300
Okay, so we've got the L1.

486
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,060
That's the run.

487
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:18,660
That's fine.

488
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,560
Let's go down here.

489
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,660
The darkened path.

490
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,060
How have they...

491
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:26,260
Reimagined this pathway?

492
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,280
Because it was pure fucking fog.

493
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,520
It was nothing but fog.

494
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:32,520
Back in the day.

495
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,700
Katerizna.

496
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,040
Katerizna.

497
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,080
Kater-Zina.

498
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,880
Kater-Zina.

499
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:43,220
Sorry there for fucking butchering the name.

500
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,880
But it's a name I've never read before.

501
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,000
Thank you very much for the tip.

502
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:53,140
And apologies for anyone who's left a fat comment with their tip.

503
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,720
That I haven't read or addressed.

504
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,420
It's just there was a flurry of fucking...

505
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,900
A mcflurry of tips came through.

506
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:00,920
Main approver of stuff.

507
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,520
Thank you very much.

508
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,000
Great to see you.

509
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,940
This is going to sound crazy.

510
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:07,100
I honestly believe you might have ADHD.

511
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,800
Did you ever have that checked?

512
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,460
I mean that in good spirit.

513
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,380
I don't know.

514
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,200
I mean, there's probably a rake of fucking things.

515
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,060
But I don't want to get any clinical analysis of my mind.

516
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,260
Because then it might end up becoming some sort of fucking thing that I have...

517
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,440
I have an identification crisis.

518
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,740
I have enough going on in the fucking head without having to get a label put on myself, you know?

519
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,660
There's something fucking going on.

520
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,560
I know that for sure.

521
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:36,100
But I mean, I'm not really arsed.

522
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,940
Remember in the olden days, nobody had access to the amount of information they have now.

523
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,520
And they just...

524
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,120
They fucking got through it, you know?

525
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,300
Albeit sometimes to their detriment.

526
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,740
You know, that could lead to fucking bad times as well.

527
00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:56,260
But I'm also of the belief that maybe too much information is coming through the pipe layer at the moment.

528
00:35:58,620 --> 00:35:59,300
What was...

529
00:35:59,300 --> 00:35:59,860
Look at the...

530
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:02,420
Look at the bottom there of that tree there.

531
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,500
Where it's being cut.

532
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,040
I thought that was an...

533
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,000
One of those indicators a la Resi 4 remake.

534
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,660
Where they have the yellow splat.

535
00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:14,220
Kiki Shockhammer.

536
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:14,820
Thank you very much.

537
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,500
Aiden the Average.

538
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,100
Thank you very much.

539
00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,200
And Anonymous.

540
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:18,600
And Made Improver stuff.

541
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,340
Thank you very much.

542
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,460
So there's no fog at the moment.

543
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,960
It doesn't really seem to be as fucking scary.

544
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:25,740
And look at that.

545
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,040
Just as I mention it.

546
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,640
Foggy dew.

547
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,740
And a save well.

548
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,720
A lovely red fucking...

549
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,920
Piece of paper or whatever it is.

550
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,300
I never really knew what it was.

551
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,960
Thanks very much, Jukebox Connors.

552
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,300
Game was saved.

553
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:49,300
Game was saved.

554
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:55,760
So that's saved alright.

555
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,080
It's like...

556
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,340
Someone's...

557
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:01,480
You really feel like you're inside James' fucking...

558
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,080
Racked skull there.

559
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,980
Because the controller starts vibrating.

560
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:07,940
And there's an ominous drone and tone...

561
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:11,520
Going on inside your head.

562
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520
And it's...

563
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,520
And it's...

564
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,440
It's great.

565
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,860
I think they've done a great job with that little bit of gameplay there.

566
00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:19,600
The save...

567
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,860
The save situation.

568
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,140
I think we'll call it.

569
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,560
And here she is.

570
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,080
Angela.

571
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,140
Ladies and gentlemen.

572
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,140
Angela.

573
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:35,980
Not really a big fan of the...

574
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:38,580
The comedy applause that they've put in for the remake.

575
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:38,980
Excuse me.

576
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,300
I'm sorry.

577
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:41,780
I...

578
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,140
I was just...

579
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:43,340
Hey.

580
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:43,920
It's okay.

581
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,000
I didn't mean to scare you.

582
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,520
I'm kind of lost.

583
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:49,100
Lost?

584
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,760
Lost in space.

585
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,400
Yeah.

586
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,140
I'm looking for Silent Hill.

587
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,380
Is this the right way?

588
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,480
HR haircut.

589
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,080
Resonance evil.

590
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:06,980
Thank you very much.

591
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,420
She is a liar.

592
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:14,860
This...

593
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:17,160
This town.

594
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,080
There's something...

595
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,320
Wrong with it.

596
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:23,120
And it's not just the fog either.

597
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,680
And Shinoff is...

598
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,220
Thank you very much.

599
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:28,940
Maybe.

600
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:36,120
It's kind of hard to explain, but...

601
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:36,900
I'll be careful.

602
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,660
I'm not lying.

603
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,600
No, I believe you.

604
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:41,120
It's just...

605
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:46,520
I guess I don't really care if it's dangerous or not.

606
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:48,880
I'm going either way.

607
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,540
But why?

608
00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:52,620
I'm looking for...

609
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,060
For shit...

610
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:55,760
Paul Schindler.

611
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,740
Someone.

612
00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:00,100
Someone very important to me.

613
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,160
Yes.

614
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:01,760
It's alright.

615
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:02,900
So far it's good.

616
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:04,180
I'm enjoying the situation.

617
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,820
I think they've done a good job with this.

618
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,660
I mean, my mother.

619
00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:09,220
It's been so long since I've seen her.

620
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,400
The cut scene.

621
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:12,620
I thought...

622
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,120
My father and brother were here.

623
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,980
It's actually beautiful.

624
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,700
But I can't find them either.

625
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:24,140
It's actually fucking beautiful.

626
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:24,480
I'm sorry.

627
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,440
It's not your problem.

628
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,620
No, I...

629
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,140
That's grand.

630
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:29,120
I hope you find them.

631
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:30,800
Yeah.

632
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,340
Look, I hope you find...

633
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:33,460
I hope you find your parents.

634
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,180
I need to go find my wife.

635
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:43,020
That was great.

636
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:44,660
That was a lovely piece...

637
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,000
Of furniture.

638
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,880
I really, really enjoyed that.

639
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:49,820
That has...

640
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,200
That has made me feel...

641
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,620
Very, very...

642
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,160
Impressed.

643
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,000
And excited for what's to come.

644
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,640
A few gravestones here.

645
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,520
Silent Limerick.

646
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,340
Thank you very much, Boston Scientific.

647
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,320
Lovely atmosphere, Frankie Scones.

648
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:12,140
Thank you very much, Frankie Scones.

649
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,660
Get your rotten plank ready.

650
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,560
And keep an eye out for pyramids.

651
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:17,900
Yeah?

652
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,440
And look, we can even go back to Angela

653
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,200
for some follow-up cues.

654
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,240
Did you...

655
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,280
Whoa!

656
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,260
Did you want anything else?

657
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,240
No, it's just...

658
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,420
Just wanted to do this.

659
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:35,180
Does it seem...

660
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,820
Unsettling to you?

661
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280
Just want to do this.

662
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Yes.

663
00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:41,980
Look.

664
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,240
I'm here to...

665
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,200
Find my...

666
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,040
Fog.

667
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,440
Fuck.

668
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,700
You can't attack.

669
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:57,260
There's no attack mode yet.

670
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,420
You need to grab something.

671
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:00,760
But we're gonna find

672
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,500
some sort of double...

673
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,620
legged freak arse.

674
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,560
Soon enough.

675
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,560
Or it's a double arsed...

676
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,200
leg.

677
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,120
Or a couple of legs.

678
00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:10,500
Just an arse on legs.

679
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,320
Soon enough.

680
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,880
And then we get a lead pipe.

681
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,460
And we just...

682
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:14,960
Whack.

683
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,300
And slap.

684
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:17,440
And whack.

685
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,140
And thanks very much there,

686
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,180
Belle and Sperling.

687
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,820
For the tip.

688
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:22,880
Oy oy.

689
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,880
And Brendan Rogers.

690
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,260
How.

691
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,300
The devil.

692
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:28,860
Arrgh.

693
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:31,940
And anonymous.

694
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:32,840
Thank you very much.

695
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,480
Don't remember...

696
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:33,980
Or...

697
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:35,120
Maybe you couldn't go in here.

698
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:37,440
You couldn't go in here.

699
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,100
I'd like to have, like,

700
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:41,980
a first person view...

701
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:43,980
button so you could survey...

702
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,620
what's right in front of your face.

703
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,800
An arse on legs.

704
00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:54,880
OSW is...

705
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,620
That's what I said.

706
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,480
But then I realised...

707
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,800
there's nothing strange about that.

708
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,420
Because...

709
00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,960
where else is an arse...

710
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,200
other than on legs.

711
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,020
But, uh...

712
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,320
what I meant to say was...

713
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,760
there's gonna be no torso involved here.

714
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,100
It's just gonna be...

715
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,020
a pair of legs...

716
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:09,600
and an arse.

717
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:12,180
And we put it out of its misery as well.

718
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:12,700
It's...

719
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,200
strange to know how it moves...

720
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,320
and gets around without any...

721
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,180
respiratory system.

722
00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:17,800
But I suppose...

723
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,460
if you're asking those kind of questions...

724
00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,980
you're not really in the game...

725
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:21,340
at all.

726
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:22,340
foggy...

727
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,040
foggy sprite.

728
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:23,760
Thank you very much.

729
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,040
Am I going the right way here?

730
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,020
Let's, uh...

731
00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,920
check...

732
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,480
our map.

733
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,500
How do we check the map?

734
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:29,840
Where's...

735
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,740
Okay.

736
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,080
Yeah.

737
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,340
Let's get that out.

738
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:33,520
Yeah.

739
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,120
Graveyard.

740
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:34,980
Going the right way.

741
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,100
There's nothing around here...

742
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,040
as I can...

743
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:38,980
recall from the...

744
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:39,900
first game.

745
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,100
But there's a pipe...

746
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:41,640
up ahead.

747
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,840
A lead pipe...

748
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,940
or a rusty pipe.

749
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,900
Whatever kind of pipe it is.

750
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:48,040
It's going to be doing...

751
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,900
a lot of damage...

752
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,900
once we get it into our hands.

753
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:54,100
Like...

754
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:54,320
Oh yeah.

755
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,500
I forgot to run...

756
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:55,780
there.

757
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,860
The run button is there.

758
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,300
Here's me trying to do this...

759
00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:00,860
throughout the entire game.

760
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,260
Imagine I went through...

761
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:04,420
seven playthroughs of the game...

762
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,340
just doing that...

763
00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,140
the entire way.

764
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,800
And look at these...

765
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,780
cornfields here.

766
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:10,860
I don't remember this.

767
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,120
Ah, brilliant.

768
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:14,840
Can run around.

769
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,080
The foggy dew melon.

770
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,060
Thank you very much.

771
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:18,300
And...

772
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:18,780
Conrad.

773
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,300
And...

774
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,160
foggy foggy sprite.

775
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Any Nigel Farage...

776
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,120
in the future...

777
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,080
he's been a right vocal...

778
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,140
gobshite since being elected.

779
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,540
I haven't...

780
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,440
been keeping up...

781
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,360
the Farage.

782
00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:30,740
Because...

783
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:32,180
my initial...

784
00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:32,540
uh...

785
00:43:32,540 --> 00:43:33,520
excitement...

786
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,600
about...

787
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,200
the sort of...

788
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,620
Alan Partridge vibe...

789
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:38,380
that you get off his TV show...

790
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,920
kind of soured after a while...

791
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,100
and then I chewed in the other day...

792
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,380
and it was just...

793
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:44,760
the exact same...

794
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,880
shit he was saying...

795
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,560
two years ago.

796
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,120
Uh...

797
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:48,820
but I mean...

798
00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:49,920
it's interesting to think...

799
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,700
that these fuckers...

800
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,100
have their own TV shows...

801
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,040
as well...

802
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:53,860
as getting elected.

803
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:54,300
I mean...

804
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:55,300
it'd be great to have that...

805
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,160
over here as well...

806
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,220
where TDs have TV shows...

807
00:43:58,220 --> 00:43:58,560
as well.

808
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:01,220
That would be...

809
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,480
that would be quality viewing.

810
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,340
I'd watch it.

811
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:08,260
Ooooooh...

812
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:13,720
Thank you very much...

813
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,260
Double...

814
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:15,560
legged arse.

815
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:19,520
So that's a triple alert...

816
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,640
sound sting there...

817
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,000
for double legged arse...

818
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,020
for giving me...

819
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:23,540
50 euro.

820
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Thank you very much...

821
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,120
Anonymous...

822
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,160
thank you very much...

823
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,640
and none other than Mantis...

824
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:27,960
as well.

825
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,880
Ooooooh...

826
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,880
Ooooooh...

827
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,880
Ooooooh...

828
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,880
Ooooooh...

829
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,260
Ooooooh...

830
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,660
Sound of a gate...

831
00:44:37,660 --> 00:44:38,880
opening as well...

832
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,880
Ooooooh...

833
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,880
Ooooooh...

834
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,880
Ooooooh...

835
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880
Ooooooh...

836
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,340
See I'm not even moving...

837
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:50,880
I'm just enjoying...

838
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,680
the atmosphere lads...

839
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,840
We might not even get...

840
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,860
very far at all...

841
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:55,760
tonight...

842
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,520
This could be...

843
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,000
just a lot of me...

844
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,300
enjoying the sensory...

845
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,140
pleasures...

846
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,500
of what this game...

847
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,420
has to offer.

848
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:04,960
Kitty...

849
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:05,840
thank you very much...

850
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,960
Amsterdam Watson...

851
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,680
thank you very much...

852
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,760
A Piper Pringles...

853
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,680
thank you very much...

854
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,260
and...

855
00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:12,520
President Weevil...

856
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:14,340
That booreen...

857
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:15,340
would make shit...

858
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:16,760
of a bus errand vehicle...

859
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,260
you say...

860
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:17,840
thank you very much...

861
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,560
for the tip...

862
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,880
It really would...

863
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,680
You wouldn't want to be...

864
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,560
driving down here...

865
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,340
I don't even want to be...

866
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:24,560
fucking walking down here...

867
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:31,560
I don't want to be Christoph Waltz-ing down here.

868
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:31,560
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

869
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,560
WOOOOOO

870
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:45,660
Surely there's something here, look, that we can fucking pick up.

871
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:48,600
Look, that is a scythe or a slash hook or something.

872
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,040
I haven't even...

873
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,980
Acoustic Abuse says what game is it?

874
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,000
It's Silent Hill 2, the remake.

875
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,360
I thought I was gonna say I put the title up for you.

876
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:05,440
But I think I named it something stupid like mental health abuse or something.

877
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:06,240
Oh.

878
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:07,160
Oh.

879
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,480
This is fucking beautiful, man.

880
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,760
Really liking this.

881
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,260
Better.

882
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,160
So far, this is better than the initial stages of Resident Evil 4 remake.

883
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,440
I think purely because I've missed the psychological damage.

884
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:35,160
Horror more than I did the old action-adventure swing-a-fucking-cat-at-the-cunts horror.

885
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:36,980
So it's...

886
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:38,540
This is more of a...

887
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:40,060
It'll haunt you in your sleep.

888
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,400
It'll haunt you in your dreams.

889
00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:44,660
It'll come after you during the day.

890
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:49,800
Sort of a vibe.

891
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,200
Whereas you can leave Resident Evil feeling refreshed

892
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,760
after slapping the fucking head off a few bad lads that were coming for you.

893
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,860
This will make you feel...

894
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,900
tearful and depressed.

895
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,480
But in a good way as well.

896
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,440
You know, you need to have those thoughts and feelings sometimes.

897
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,000
Because you need to get a whole fucking...

898
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,800
look at the entire rainbow.

899
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,000
The entire strata...

900
00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:17,200
of emotions.

901
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,040
The bone-rattling ambience.

902
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,620
went to town...

903
00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:25,620
went to town...

904
00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:27,840
to get the window fixed.

905
00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:29,740
Spare keys in the drawer.

906
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,400
Glad to have you back.

907
00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:33,180
Thank you very much.

908
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:33,620
And...

909
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:34,160
Ev...

910
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:34,320
Ev...

911
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:34,620
Ev...

912
00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:35,460
Ev...

913
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:35,840
BV.

914
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:36,580
Thank you very much.

915
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:38,700
Just...

916
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,940
I'm just heading to Silent Hill.

917
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:40,580
Do you want anything?

918
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:41,860
Nobby Gobbler.

919
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:42,620
Thank you very much.

920
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,060
Who's making that fucking racket?

921
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,240
Antle parts.

922
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:52,540
Or...

923
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:53,380
Auto parts.

924
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,560
I thought it said Antle parts.

925
00:47:56,660 --> 00:48:00,460
I thought we were going to meet some cunt called Antle inside and he was just body parts.

926
00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:02,460
But it's not to be.

927
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:02,700
Hello?

928
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,780
I thought I heard some...

929
00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,940
Do you know in the last game?

930
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:10,660
Those weird kind of moments where you'd hear like a fucking baby crying and stuff.

931
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:11,720
And then...

932
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,040
Just...

933
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,120
You would never find a baby.

934
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:14,300
It'd just be there.

935
00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:15,300
But this...

936
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:15,640
Now I...

937
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,820
I'm sure I heard someone just getting fucking beaten.

938
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:18,740
Do you know?

939
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,880
Like a person just going...

940
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:20,020
Oh!

941
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:21,580
Oh!

942
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:22,560
Oh!

943
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:25,260
Oh!

944
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,860
I heard a few of those.

945
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,380
I'm not sure if that registered with you.

946
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:29,940
But I mean...

947
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:30,940
Let's...

948
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,260
Let's go inside the window here.

949
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,840
Oh, fuck off.

950
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,280
Producers!

951
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,600
What would Tom Cruise make of this game?

952
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,880
Jim Corz Prescription.

953
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:52,900
Thank you very much.

954
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,100
Can't fucking see what I've opened.

955
00:48:58,580 --> 00:48:59,580
I've opened a...

956
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:00,400
A locker.

957
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:02,300
I need to get a torch.

958
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,040
Remember he used to have a fucking torch on his...

959
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,520
Lapel.

960
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,440
Crab Apple.

961
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,280
Thank you very much.

962
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,320
The TMP boys.

963
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,620
Auto service and tires.

964
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,760
A few pinup posters there.

965
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,760
Some bombshells.

966
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,220
Thank you very much.

967
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,040
Amsterdam Kitty.

968
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,740
Present Weevil.

969
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,520
Oh yeah, I said thank you.

970
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:28,800
Thank you.

971
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,960
There's no harm sitting again.

972
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:43,460
Now we can unlock the door.

973
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:43,740
Now we can unlock the door.

974
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:43,740
Now we can unlock the door.

975
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:45,340
What was the point of going in here?

976
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:46,140
All we found was a key.

977
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:48,820
There must be something better inside here.

978
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,060
Does anybody know if I've missed something?

979
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:54,480
Because I opened a locker over here but there was nothing to grab inside it.

980
00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:02,480
I don't want to leave auto parts empty handed.

981
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:06,960
You're grand.

982
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:07,360
Cool.

983
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,440
Thanks very much.

984
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:24,400
Gamma Stimulus.

985
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,220
Thank you very much.

986
00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:26,440
Gamma Stimulus.

987
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,140
Stimulus.

988
00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,840
The gameplay keeps on hitting the red there.

989
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:36,060
Is the audio too loud for the gameplay?

990
00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:48,840
It's a bit loud, is it?

991
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,560
Audio is grand.

992
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,420
Audio is fine.

993
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,780
Sounds good.

994
00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:52,900
Fuck it.

995
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:55,140
If it goes mental, I'll...

996
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,420
I'm going backwards now, aren't I?

997
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:56,700
No.

998
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:57,380
I'm the right way.

999
00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,400
I thought I just saw a dog in there then.

1000
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:01,440
Might have been tumbleweed.

1001
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:04,260
Although you wouldn't really see tumbleweed in a place like this.

1002
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,900
Not really the sort of fucking location.

1003
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:07,360
It's not dust bowl-y enough.

1004
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,840
Get ready for arse bowl.

1005
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,160
Pick up a pipe somewhere, that would be great.

1006
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,400
Video drops a lot in dark locations.

1007
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,040
Video quality drops, does it?

1008
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:31,400
You'd think with the lack of fucking luminance and detail that the video quality wouldn't be...

1009
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:33,480
bad, you know?

1010
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,060
If I got that right...

1011
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:41,060
I mean, I think that this is the place where you find the arse...

1012
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:47,360
and you have to fucking beat an arse to death, but there's zero arse at the moment.

1013
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,680
Video codecs hate black.

1014
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,600
I don't believe that.

1015
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,020
I thought video codecs...

1016
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:59,600
If you went filming on a sunny day, the footage wouldn't be great when you got it back.

1017
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,600
But if it was grayscale, it would be less picture information for it to fucking deal with.

1018
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,600
So how is it...

1019
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,240
YouTube hates the dark.

1020
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:06,700
Okay.

1021
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:09,200
YouTube is afraid of the dark.

1022
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:10,940
Hang on now.

1023
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:15,520
In the first game, you meet a fucking...

1024
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:20,780
a nurse or a double-legged arse inside a tunnel and you beat it to death with a stick.

1025
00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:23,100
And I haven't...

1026
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,160
I haven't encountered that.

1027
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:24,480
Am I...

1028
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,220
Have I missed it?

1029
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,180
Surely they wouldn't let you miss such an important part of the game.

1030
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:32,840
Can you fix the corner of the green screen?

1031
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:33,620
Where's that?

1032
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,220
Is it here?

1033
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:36,500
Is it?

1034
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,240
Is it that corner there?

1035
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:42,660
There's nothing I can do about my chair which keeps on...

1036
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,620
appearing, but I mean, I think I've done it there.

1037
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:46,900
Lovely stuff.

1038
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,480
Have you made this up?

1039
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,780
Where's the arse play?

1040
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:55,640
You passed the original tunnel a while back, but you're not at the bit in this one in here.

1041
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,160
Fixed.

1042
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,100
You got to...

1043
00:52:58,100 --> 00:52:58,840
You got the corner.

1044
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:00,900
Working a night shift.

1045
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:04,580
I won't be playing this till six.

1046
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:09,780
I'm going to be fucking playing it until it's done.

1047
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,440
But that means, obviously, I would be playing till six.

1048
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,440
That's not going to happen.

1049
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,220
I'm going to keep going here.

1050
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,220
Yeah, Magic Mike.

1051
00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,700
Thank you very much for the tip.

1052
00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:24,620
I'm violent, Phil 2 remake.

1053
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,500
People say the best thing about Silent Hill is the road out of it.

1054
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,380
But you have to take that road to get back into it, like.

1055
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:34,260
Thank you very much there for the tip there, Magic Mike.

1056
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:42,020
Look, this is that lovely dissonant. I brought my own to the party. Try and fucking get it going for you.

1057
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:10,520
So I can really hammer home my own bit of fucking psychological torture and warfare if I want at any given moment.

1058
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:15,660
It's the benefits of having the lower register of a fucking digital piano at your disposal.

1059
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:21,280
The only problem is it turns itself off due to energy saving protocols.

1060
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,700
Poddy Bob, thank you very much there for the tip.

1061
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,340
Lovely stuff.

1062
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:41,220
Tesco Tannoy. Here we go. Donald Rumsfeld. Thank you very much for the tip.

1063
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:59,060
Psychological isn't it? It's very psycho fucking... psycho abuse.

1064
00:55:03,060 --> 00:55:04,860
Fucking psycho abuse man.

1065
00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:08,200
No trespassing. Visitors must register at the main office.

1066
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:11,620
I'd say the office is long gone at this stage.

1067
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:15,920
Now the dissonant fucking lower register is gone.

1068
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,340
You're leading me into a fucking den of expectation.

1069
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,220
What we have here? A bench.

1070
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:25,540
And a map of the town.

1071
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,540
Great stuff. Map of the town.

1072
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:45,540
A map of the town. Handy to have I suppose. But at the same time...

1073
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:48,600
A bit let down by the lack of the double headed arse.

1074
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:50,700
Or the double arse leg.

1075
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:55,500
Maybe they're really just fucking winding up...

1076
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,700
The... the box. Whatever that fucking thing was. You know...

1077
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,700
People used to have a wind up box and...

1078
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:06,160
A monkey... A monkey or a clown would pop out of it.

1079
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:07,780
People used to have them.

1080
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:11,580
Used to be a standard thing that people had back in the day.

1081
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:14,760
Jack in the box is it?

1082
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:17,380
Now the room of plants.

1083
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,780
So this is the reimagination of it all.

1084
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,160
Of the Imaginarium.

1085
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,280
Because this was not...

1086
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,080
In the fucking beginning.

1087
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:24,900
In the first game.

1088
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:29,760
Cassandra. How are ya?

1089
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,540
A customer came in today ordered a mixed bouquet.

1090
00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:34,460
Red and white.

1091
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:35,060
I tried...

1092
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:35,960
Could be a riddle this.

1093
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:37,040
Thank you very much Jimmy.

1094
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,280
I tried to explain it's...

1095
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,220
A bad look.

1096
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,240
But...

1097
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,340
He wouldn't decide on just one.

1098
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:45,720
He...

1099
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,060
Seemed a bit off.

1100
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:48,980
Bated breath.

1101
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:49,740
Thank you very much.

1102
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:50,960
He seemed a bit off.

1103
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:53,160
Looked at me like I wasn't even there.

1104
00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:55,080
Then he just left.

1105
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680
Said he'd be back to pick him up.

1106
00:56:59,020 --> 00:56:59,300
Later.

1107
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,460
I just wanted to let you know since I might be gone.

1108
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:04,720
Bye then.

1109
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:05,900
Anton.

1110
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:06,940
Thank you very much.

1111
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:08,040
And Jimmy.

1112
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:09,460
And the hip hop community.

1113
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,660
And there's nothing on the back there.

1114
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,760
We flipped that note.

1115
00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:15,700
And there's fucking nothing written on the back.

1116
00:57:15,820 --> 00:57:16,520
But why would there be?

1117
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,720
There's plenty of stuff written on the front.

1118
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:22,260
Every fucking studio at night.

1119
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:23,780
Insurance companies.

1120
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,400
Produces.

1121
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,080
That isn't even the best bit of that rant.

1122
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:33,280
There's another one where he actually calls his own employees a bunch of mother...

1123
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,460
Mother effers.

1124
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:42,120
Quintuple arse leg combo meal.

1125
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,680
A Tesco is going down for $6.99.

1126
00:57:46,820 --> 00:57:48,920
A lot of people cribbing about the price.

1127
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:54,380
But where else are you going to get quality double legged arse combo meals?

1128
00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:56,400
Idiot doom spiral.

1129
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:57,260
Thank you very much.

1130
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,580
What is this?

1131
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,240
Looks like a trail of blood, James.

1132
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,020
Doesn't look like it's going to lead to anything good for you.

1133
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:11,420
A man racked by thoughts of his dead wife.

1134
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,040
Hanley man.

1135
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,160
Thank you very much there.

1136
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:15,000
And data glove.

1137
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:15,940
Thank you very much.

1138
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,240
Lovely deck chair as well.

1139
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,920
It's seen better days.

1140
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,280
And it's seen better places as well.

1141
00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:26,140
Anonymous.

1142
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,880
Thank you very much for that.

1143
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,160
We have to say thank you to Anonymous.

1144
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,280
Unbelievable stuff.

1145
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,580
It's great that you're Anonymous.

1146
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:37,600
And it's great for the tip as well.

1147
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:38,860
Fuck you.

1148
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:40,080
Fuck you.

1149
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:40,080
Fuck you.

1150
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:40,620
Thank you.

1151
00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:59,020
Apologies there for swearing at you.

1152
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,180
I got a bit excited.

1153
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,820
And I burst out.

1154
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,680
With a few F-bombs.

1155
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,520
But it was nothing personal whatsoever.

1156
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,840
Thank you very much for that.

1157
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,820
And Phil.

1158
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,500
Thank you very much for the tip us.

1159
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,340
Oh.

1160
00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:19,500
Look at this.

1161
00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:21,560
It's been fucking updating Call of Duty.

1162
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,620
While we've been streaming.

1163
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,160
So I mean.

1164
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,420
That could be a reason why the game has looked shit.

1165
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,540
In the dark zones.

1166
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:28,960
Can't believe they do that.

1167
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:33,460
They just automatically download a 33 fucking gigabyte update.

1168
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:33,820
When you.

1169
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,880
You don't want to be doing that.

1170
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:43,340
Get this map going.

1171
00:59:44,340 --> 00:59:45,460
South Vale.

1172
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:45,940
Memos.

1173
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:46,720
Personal.

1174
00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:47,740
Maps.

1175
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,200
Need to check out the.

1176
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:54,360
The message from Mary as well.

1177
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:55,780
Anonymous.

1178
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,240
Thank you very much.

1179
00:59:57,380 --> 00:59:58,600
And your man Frenzel.

1180
00:59:58,740 --> 00:59:59,500
Thank you very much.

1181
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,440
Need to turn left.

1182
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,500
And head to Lindsay Street.

1183
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,120
And if there's anyone there.

1184
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:10,940
Mod gone.

1185
01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:11,840
Thank you very much.

1186
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:12,800
Sweet sweet kisses.

1187
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:14,080
To Hanley man from Liverpool.

1188
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,000
By Mod gone.

1189
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,280
Bit of love going on there.

1190
01:00:16,340 --> 01:00:17,140
Between tipsters.

1191
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:19,760
It's great to see.

1192
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,180
It's great to see.

1193
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:25,000
I forgot that I have a run button there.

1194
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:25,760
Sorry about that.

1195
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:29,380
So if there's any Silent Hill aficionados there.

1196
01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:30,540
They're just.

1197
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,100
I don't want things spoiled for me.

1198
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:35,160
But I do want you to tell me when I've missed a big.

1199
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,020
Fucking lead pipe.

1200
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,100
Or a weapon.

1201
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,400
Or an altercation.

1202
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:41,120
With a fucking.

1203
01:00:41,660 --> 01:00:42,700
Freakazoid or something.

1204
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:45,840
Yeah I mean.

1205
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,160
We're.

1206
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,000
I don't think Liam Flood.

1207
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:48,740
Or Aaron.

1208
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,360
Ramsdale.

1209
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:51,520
Or.

1210
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:54,100
What was Aaron's name?

1211
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:54,660
We don't know.

1212
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,440
Aaron Flood.

1213
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,600
No it was Aaron Flood.

1214
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,900
And Liam Rogers.

1215
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,580
Sorry there Liam.

1216
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,240
If you are watching.

1217
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,180
I refer to you as Liam Flood there.

1218
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,540
But I'm not sure they were.

1219
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,640
Silent Hill heads.

1220
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:07,700
They were more resident.

1221
01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:10,060
Evil.

1222
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:13,620
Gonzalez.

1223
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,700
The Mexican restaurant is after you.

1224
01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:16,560
Captain Sack.

1225
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:17,320
Thanks very much.

1226
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:20,380
Great to see you.

1227
01:01:22,060 --> 01:01:23,060
Mexican food.

1228
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:23,940
Mexican food.

1229
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,160
Chili sauce tacos.

1230
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:26,780
At the right price.

1231
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,540
Daridermity.

1232
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:34,480
How the.

1233
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,380
Are you.

1234
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,600
It's the sound.

1235
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,200
Of Daridermity.

1236
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,460
Howling at the moon.

1237
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:43,680
Thank you very much.

1238
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,360
You're a beautiful wolf.

1239
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,860
And San Pellegrino.

1240
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,480
Thank you very much for your tip as well.

1241
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:01,920
I'm going around here looking for doors.

1242
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,400
Doors.

1243
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,760
There's nothing really happening.

1244
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,380
It started very promising the game.

1245
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,660
And I've yet.

1246
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,360
To feel.

1247
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:12,580
The same level of promise.

1248
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,080
That I did ten minutes ago.

1249
01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:18,040
Maybe this is all part of the fucking master plan.

1250
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:19,320
By Bloober group.

1251
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,200
The uh.

1252
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,300
Polish boys.

1253
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:22,840
There we go.

1254
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:24,480
And this is what I'm talking about.

1255
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,120
It was a non-armed.

1256
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,200
Arse bandit.

1257
01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:29,320
With a fucking hooded head.

1258
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,560
And a greasy back.

1259
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,120
It's time to get involved.

1260
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:33,560
And.

1261
01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:35,400
But we don't have anything to our name.

1262
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,440
We need to find something.

1263
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:52,360
Hey, wait. Why would you say wait to that? The last thing I'd fucking say to that is wait. In fact,

1264
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,820
judging by the look of it, I wouldn't think it would have any comprehensive skills whatsoever.

1265
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:06,060
Left a big old shite in the middle of the town. No arms, but by God can it shit.

1266
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:15,660
Yeah, the last thing I would want to do is to summon that fucking absolute bad boy.

1267
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:31,500
Red FM asks, he says he can be rehabilitated, but I don't think there's any... Do we have the... Is the support network there?

1268
01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:45,980
Do we have the relevant structures available in order to rehabilitate and re-socialize some of these maligned pretenders who frequent the town?

1269
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:50,960
This used to be a great town, very vibrant, but it's gone downhill in recent years.

1270
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,020
James, more of that stuff.

1271
01:03:57,180 --> 01:04:13,340
Oh, the trail... You will notice by the trail of shit leads over here. That's great. Maybe this is the, uh, thing I was talking about. The Silent Hill version of Resident Evil's Yellow Splat. Just trails of shit. You know you're on the right track then.

1272
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:22,940
Liam Gouldiger, thank you very much. And Rubber Arsed Bandit and Slugathor, thank you very much.

1273
01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:38,700
Great sounds.

1274
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:38,700
Great sounds.

1275
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:44,160
Someone's back guard and now it's a real state of affairs.

1276
01:04:46,620 --> 01:04:55,980
And some... New enough tires. The tread depth on those is... Looks pretty new. I mean, it's been through the mud, but I mean, it'd still be able to, uh...

1277
01:04:57,580 --> 01:05:01,140
Get through a guard checkpoint with that. Unscathed.

1278
01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:09,300
It's still past the NCT on a Friday, but definitely not on a Tuesday afternoon.

1279
01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,300
How the fuck do we get over this?

1280
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:18,980
I can hear some... I can hear tortured groans and moans, volume six, sound effects.

1281
01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:20,580
But I don't know...

1282
01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:24,740
Where it is. I can hear it, but I can't see it.

1283
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,580
Thank you very much, Andy the fork.

1284
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:40,260
Says, "Follow the yellow shit road." Follow the yellow shit road. Follow, follow, follow, follow. Follow the yellow shit road.

1285
01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:44,820
I mean, I've followed that and I am here, but there is zero...

1286
01:05:46,180 --> 01:05:48,580
indication as to where to go next. I mean, the...

1287
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,980
The path into the house is blocked.

1288
01:05:56,340 --> 01:05:59,060
Thank you very much there, Schluggathor. And where is Tommy?

1289
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,620
Go through the gate. Someone's saying there's a gate, is there?

1290
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,860
Oh, that's a gate there. I see. Ah, I see.

1291
01:06:08,580 --> 01:06:08,980
Whoa!

1292
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:09,380
Hello?

1293
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:14,020
We might just leave you there for a moment and sit on this plastic chair.

1294
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:18,260
There is no sit mechanic.

1295
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:29,300
Constant camera swing. Okay, sorry about that. I think I might be going with hell for leather on the camera

1296
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:34,740
swing mechanic. But I forget that about the, uh, the visual inertia then that it's...

1297
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,220
It's not really good for the viewer.

1298
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:47,140
Thank you very much there. Uh, how do you trick a guy into a second date?

1299
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:52,660
Any advice? Asking for a friend. Sorry there, Schluggathor. I'm not really in the right mental

1300
01:06:52,660 --> 01:07:00,260
headspace here to be fucking dishing out sort of tidbits of dating advice. I mean, we just saw a

1301
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:08,980
fucking absolute wretch a second ago and I don't have a lead pipe or a knife or a gun or anything to arm

1302
01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:17,300
myself with so it's... It's touch and go at the moment. Big Tom, thanks very much for the tip.

1303
01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:23,860
Shout out to Mark Burger who's watching down in Dublin. How are you, Mark? And a great surname,

1304
01:07:23,860 --> 01:07:32,260
Burger. It evokes so many images of lovely, lovely burgers. Actually just one because your name is not plural.

1305
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:40,180
Not many names are. Mark Burgers, I suppose there are... Yeah, you would get fucking z on the end of most...

1306
01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:45,780
A lot of names. So, uh, I suppose the... Your family, when your family come to dinner, we can go,

1307
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:54,340
Oh, the burgers are here. And then we can dig in. But, uh, we definitely wouldn't, Mark. Definitely

1308
01:07:54,340 --> 01:08:03,780
wouldn't eat you. Or your family. Now, where is this scumholer? Maybe through here? We crawl through

1309
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:11,860
there into the fucking... As if you'd crawl through there. Into that. Head first. Can you pause during

1310
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:17,220
cutscenes? You can. As if you'd fucking crawl into that. Like someone that's... You'd be like,

1311
01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:22,100
someone gonna stamp on my head. You'd at least check it out first with a fucking mirror or you'd put...

1312
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:27,300
You'd poke a stick through it or something just to get a... Get a bit of a reaction going, you know?

1313
01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:35,620
Zig and Aisling, how are you? Thank you very much for your tip there. Double arse in North Face.

1314
01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:49,060
thank you very much and tombola away

1315
01:08:49,060 --> 01:09:11,380
thanks very much for that clobbering there tombola away this is for you

1316
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:34,740
tombola away thanks for the fucking tip

1317
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:42,900
tombola away a lovely tip

1318
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:56,660
a fucking menacing piano there for tombola away and darren dermody thank you very much for the

1319
01:09:56,660 --> 01:10:01,020
tip there you say would love a rap if you've got one in you at sean kiblin thank you very much for

1320
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:06,180
anonymous thank you very much for the tip vinegar stroke thank you very much as well look uh this

1321
01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:13,940
is a the first stream in a long time i don't have the usual fucking array of tips and tricks and bits

1322
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:20,300
and bats where i promise to fuck that that's going to make a solid return in the next stream i just need

1323
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:25,700
to get my bearings and really just get back into the fucking groove here it's been a while as uh

1324
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:31,660
stained said back in the day but uh let's not fucking dilly dally any longer here and keep going

1325
01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:35,900
you're filthy thank you very much and hi hi mir thank you very much

1326
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:43,480
saw your keepy uppies thank you very much you available against finland i amnt i'm afraid i'm

1327
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:51,800
gonna be playing silent hill but i will try and i i won't try i'll get the fucking uh situation room

1328
01:10:51,800 --> 01:11:01,520
back for more keepy uppies uh because you asked a brand new situation room situation that's something i

1329
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:07,520
can fucking definitely definitely work out i was thinking about getting i don't want to spoil the

1330
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:13,820
surprise but i just want to put the stink out and see if anyone gags here uh thanks very much free

1331
01:11:13,820 --> 01:11:20,440
for the tip i was thinking about getting a dummy uh that i can just fucking flake and punch and kick

1332
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:27,260
in a situation room um it would have been great to have just cut to that without even letting you know

1333
01:11:27,260 --> 01:11:32,860
about that but uh do you know those ones that you see in boxing clubs or fucking gyms and they're they're

1334
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:38,680
made of rubber and it's like a man's upper torso with a head and it's just on a stand a heavy stand

1335
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,840
uh and i could go at it with a fucking bat or something

1336
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:50,480
but that would that be worth it i mean how i'm willing to fucking drop whatever the money there i

1337
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:55,540
mean it's it they look like they probably go for something somewhere in the region of i'm guessing

1338
01:11:55,540 --> 01:12:02,160
two to three hundred euros but i think it would be well worth the streams going into the future

1339
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:09,140
to have a room where i could just freak out you know hit the button and then really really let rip

1340
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:13,180
and make some make some tunes for it as well at the same time

1341
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:20,440
you could put nigel's face on the dummy says irish if i wouldn't like to go down the road of actually

1342
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:25,680
putting real people's faces onto effigies because you can land yourself in a bit of trouble doing that

1343
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:34,660
um just keep it keep it vague and don't really mention uh anything too specific thanks very much

1344
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:42,040
there uh free and high mir um does anybody if anybody knows where you or how much one of those

1345
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:48,940
lads are because i i did search um dummies on google and i saw one that was like a training dummy for

1346
01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:56,180
paramedics and that was like 200 or 150 but it's kind of like a floppy man you know it's like a fucking

1347
01:12:56,180 --> 01:13:04,200
wet a wet man wet carpet hands thanks very much uh but if you have the other buck the guy who's on a stand

1348
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,760
then he's a stand-up guy

1349
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:17,060
let's get this going again

1350
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:28,960
see that was loud you know is the game too loud there let's bring that down a bit

1351
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:53,260
the dummy is called bob and it costs 500 quid fuck that i'll make my own

1352
01:13:53,260 --> 01:14:00,220
uh right uh let's have a look we'll put on it we'll just save a new save there

1353
01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:08,080
i'm gonna make a sun

1354
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:18,360
i wonder is that whistling coming from the the window should be too big of a gap to create the

1355
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:23,320
the necessary purchase needed for a whistle of that caliber

1356
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,320
uh

1357
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:30,260
anonymous thank you very much you shly old dog

1358
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:37,220
great to see you back thank you very much anonymous i wonder why so many people are calling themselves anonymous unless they're tipping with

1359
01:14:37,220 --> 01:14:39,220
foul and

1360
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:41,660
untoward language

1361
01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:48,620
or slurs or slurs then it's not gonna come through it's just gonna read as anonymous and there we have our first bit of nutritional supplement

1362
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:52,060
in an old shitty dusty old bottle

1363
01:14:52,060 --> 01:15:03,020
i could really do with a fucking torch or something why is this giving me the uh look at the the little zero there but it oh yeah

1364
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:15,980
i just need to pull this everything down there there we go

1365
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:38,480
Zen Capone, thank you very much. Just get the feeling that something's about to go fucking

1366
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:45,960
tits up very soon here with the tonality change, the uh, I can hear static. This is where we

1367
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:51,900
get our radio, thank fuck, Kenny, thanks very much for the tip, Kenny. If we have our radio,

1368
01:15:52,060 --> 01:16:02,880
then we know that we can hear when cunts are around. Static on the wire. This is what Bloober

1369
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:09,520
have done. Bloober have really reimagined the radio scene pickup. From Purgatory to Stream

1370
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:14,140
Heaven, thanks very much there. Get ready to freak off in the Silent Hills. Thanks very much, Sean.

1371
01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:27,280
Now we have, it's a zipped, it's an arse with a zipped up back. It's like a kind of zipped

1372
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:34,100
up gimp back. How did they do that? How did they manage to, you know, what kind of seamstress

1373
01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:41,180
did they have involved there to get a zip into skin? Can that happen? Buffalo Bill from fucking,

1374
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:49,920
uh, Silence of the Lambs job. I don't think even he was that good enough to fucking manufacture a zip into skin.

1375
01:16:54,920 --> 01:17:03,480
Arse Bandicoot 2, the wrath of Cortex is after you. Uh, thank you very much there, Cortez. Dr. Oatker's

1376
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:12,600
Ristorante, Abominus, and none other than Far Far Far. Very, very kind of yeah, Far Far Far. I think the

1377
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:17,440
combat dummy is a solid idea, but have you thought about just taking out your frustrations on your

1378
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:23,760
friends and or family? It's free, and I always feel better after verbally attacking those close

1379
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:29,820
to me. I suppose your comment is in keeping with the psychological horror of what we're dealing with

1380
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:37,520
here as well. It's disturbing and concerning. Ian's World, thank you very much. Now we've got,

1381
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:43,180
we've got no pipe to smack head here. We've got no knife. We've got no gun.

1382
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:55,740
Sparrow nipples. Thank you very much. Jason, thank you very much. Here we go. He's gone for the fucking

1383
01:17:55,740 --> 01:18:01,820
wooden plank with nails attached to it as well. Sparrow nips. Thanks very much. This is fucking

1384
01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:10,460
Wes Craven's new arsemare. Freddy versus Jason. Don't tell mom. The babysitter is fucking dead, man.

1385
01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:14,460
And real crime creamy pints thank you very much.

1386
01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:19,460
Stay back.

1387
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:22,460
Stay back.

1388
01:18:22,460 --> 01:18:24,460
Stay back.

1389
01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:28,460
Stay back you fucking weird cunt.

1390
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:30,460
Stay back.

1391
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:32,460
Stay back.

1392
01:18:32,460 --> 01:18:36,460
Stay back you fucking weird cunt.

1393
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,460
I saw the fog.

1394
01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:45,460
Double-legged arse was living like a loner trapped inside a shitty gaff.

1395
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:50,460
Put an ad on daff for grand a month it's on ya.

1396
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:53,460
But I had the last laugh.

1397
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:55,460
Get back you cunt.

1398
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:57,460
Get back you cunt.

1399
01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:01,460
Get back before I smack you to death.

1400
01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:04,460
You can go back for more.

1401
01:19:04,460 --> 01:19:06,460
Go back for more.

1402
01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:10,460
Go back to really give it sucks.

1403
01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:17,460
Autonomous thank you very much.

1404
01:19:17,460 --> 01:19:19,460
So I can already feel.

1405
01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:25,460
I just wish you could feel the force feedback of the vibration in the pad.

1406
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:29,460
I'm really really.

1407
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,460
It's been what two hours.

1408
01:19:31,460 --> 01:19:33,460
And first bit of combat.

1409
01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:36,460
That felt succulent.

1410
01:19:36,460 --> 01:19:38,460
It felt right.

1411
01:19:38,460 --> 01:19:40,460
It also felt wrong.

1412
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:41,460
That's a given.

1413
01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:44,460
A lot of mental anguish as well.

1414
01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:45,460
So that's fine.

1415
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:46,460
You'll have that.

1416
01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:50,460
Thank you very much hanging sack and anonymous and autonomous.

1417
01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:53,460
A lot of fucking disturbing scenes and violent conduct.

1418
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:54,460
Yes.

1419
01:19:54,460 --> 01:19:58,460
But you also have a very solid feeling nice situation.

1420
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:01,460
This is what I was pondering at the very beginning.

1421
01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:04,460
How have they reimagined the combat and the action.

1422
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:05,460
And.

1423
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:08,460
Is it going to encroach on the psychological torment.

1424
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:11,460
I think if anything.

1425
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:13,460
It's ramped it up tenfold.

1426
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:16,460
God knows what we're looking for.

1427
01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:17,460
Down the line.

1428
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:18,460
Down the line.

1429
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:19,460
Macho Pie.

1430
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:20,460
How are you?

1431
01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:23,460
Keep on writing forward slash help forward slash.

1432
01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:24,460
I don't know what that means.

1433
01:20:24,460 --> 01:20:25,460
Are you okay?

1434
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:27,460
Thank you very much Tony B.

1435
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:28,460
For your tip there.

1436
01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:29,460
I hope you're doing well.

1437
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:31,460
And wet carpet hands.

1438
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,460
Very, very kind of you.

1439
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:37,460
You're not a killer.

1440
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:38,460
No, I'm not.

1441
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,460
Got scared.

1442
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,460
No problem.

1443
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:47,460
Would it not be easier to just write help instead of forward slash help forward slash.

1444
01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:51,460
Or is there some other meaning behind those slashes.

1445
01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:52,460
Those.

1446
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:54,460
Little extra bits and pieces.

1447
01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:57,460
Is that a chat command in the Twitch community.

1448
01:20:57,460 --> 01:21:00,460
That doesn't work over here or.

1449
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:03,460
Soon enough maybe with the way things are going.

1450
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:04,460
And you know on the.

1451
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,460
Like you saw the disclaimer at the beginning.

1452
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:09,460
It's probably going to be ways you can actually fucking get help from.

1453
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:11,460
You're watching a video game.

1454
01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:12,460
And you're.

1455
01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,460
You're too soft to deal with it.

1456
01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:19,460
So you can get in touch with authorities just through the chat commands.

1457
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:21,460
I think that's going to be implemented soon enough.

1458
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:24,460
Sort of streaming safe space scenario.

1459
01:21:24,460 --> 01:21:25,460
It's a thought.

1460
01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:26,460
It's an idea.

1461
01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:29,460
And I reckon there's lads out there in San Francisco will take it on.

1462
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,460
And this is proof of concept.

1463
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:33,460
So if it does happen.

1464
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,460
I will be coming after you.

1465
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:36,460
For dividends.

1466
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:37,460
And a nice lovely situation there.

1467
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:38,460
I wonder what's in that.

1468
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:39,460
I wonder is it.

1469
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:40,460
Skag.

1470
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:45,460
Raccoon City tourism board and succulent steamy sausage and phenomenonous.

1471
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:46,460
Thank you very much.

1472
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:53,460
Just try to fucking open the door with a weapon.

1473
01:21:53,460 --> 01:22:01,460
Raccoon City Tourism Board and Succulent Steamy Sausage and Phenomenous. Thank you very much.

1474
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:10,460
Just try to fucking open the door with a weapon. So maybe go through the window, no? Maybe smash my way out of business.

1475
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:44,460
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1476
01:22:44,460 --> 01:23:02,860
She said "Keyn Fah". I'm looking forward to the RTE News roundup at the end of this game.

1477
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:07,700
Plenty of lovely high definition footage material to go into it as well. It would warrant an

1478
01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:18,040
extra level of, or a few days of editing maybe. Maybe even a trip to Dublin to shoot on-site

1479
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:24,520
location material, who knows. Thank you very much, True Reflection. It's a true reflection

1480
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:33,320
of the days we're living. Dumfries, thank you very much. Watching your stream whilst withdrawing

1481
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:39,420
from opiates. It's great to be involved in that situation. Dumfries, thank you very much.

1482
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:44,660
That is you. I've read out your tip. Thanks very much. Now he's become stock still here.

1483
01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:56,320
He can't move the pad or anything. Looks like he's frozen in time. A man wracked by his past.

1484
01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:07,660
Cullen, thank you very much. Second uncle was the Russian one's dad on Hardy Buck's small world. Great stuff. I hope he's doing well. And leaving, cert, listening, radio. Thank you very much.

1485
01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:18,320
I think it's a business simple. What's the story? He became transfixed there for a moment and now he's back... moving around again.

1486
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:35,760
Psychological torment, torment, torment. An emotional abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse.

1487
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:45,260
It was a yellow paper on that fence. I saw it, but I mean there was no indication of there was no grab a mechanic. There was no

1488
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:52,340
Circular scenario, and this is why I wanted I was hoping for a bit of first-person viewery

1489
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:55,080
one on

1490
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,080
Does not make sense

1491
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:05,660
The tip audio is very low says Garde. I know I had to turn it down because I think fucking Paul Schindler is one that says Higgins isn't simple was

1492
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:09,140
Getting in the way of things. I'll crank it up for a moment there

1493
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:25,100
The yellow note, but I mean how you you can't pick it up no

1494
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:34,040
He just put his nail bat in his pocket. There's no way that it's fitting inside any of that pocket. It's not going inside the jacket even

1495
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:41,300
But I mean again, it's one of those why equivalent with the situation? Let's just pretend that it's all fucking

1496
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:47,720
It all makes sense. So I'm back at this yellow note here is nothing really going on

1497
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:53,000
It looked poignant when the camera turned it really did and even I had a moment of

1498
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:58,060
Traumatic reflection at that time as well in

1499
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:04,940
synchronicity with James Sunderland which is his name. I don't think he is from Sunderland

1500
01:26:05,740 --> 01:26:07,740
I think he's American

1501
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:10,740
Probably is a Sunderland in America as well. I

1502
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:19,520
Mean I can't really see what the story is with that yellow fucking note. There's nothing going on with it. So we'll move on at pace

1503
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:33,040
Look at these nettles over here. It's a lovely detail isn't it? And a few dockets beside it

1504
01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:45,160
Something on the ground look if you're reading this leave this plague is not what it seems

1505
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:47,160
Ooh

1506
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,160
Ooh

1507
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,880
Sometimes you just have to look behind

1508
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:59,460
Thank you very much Sligo spiders and Sparky and moisturize your sack. Thank you very much prime time

1509
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:08,220
Investigates may need to do the endgame roundup at this rate tell you it warrants maybe a feature length, but I mean how would that?

1510
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:12,240
Let's just let's stop asking questions and keep going here

1511
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:22,020
Say hello to Izzy our cat who keeps trying to jump at your picture on the big TV. How are you getting on Izzy the cat?

1512
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:24,020
I don't think you'll be able to comprehend it

1513
01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:34,600
Cats... cats generally aren't great when with the names as good. They're not as good as dogs when it comes to fucking just chatting to them and getting a reaction out of them, you know?

1514
01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:41,220
But uh... Fair play to you. Anyway, Izzy, you're a great great fucking feline.

1515
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:50,020
And I just seen a real hobgoblin go down the back of this skip here or through this... Must have gone down the back of that but I mean...

1516
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:58,020
Was that crash the game or Viper? What was there? Was there a crash? Was there?

1517
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:00,420
Back of the note.

1518
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:13,020
James's face look. James looking back at us.

1519
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:24,520
How are you getting on James? Is everything alright in Silent Hill? It's a bit fucking spooky isn't it? Don't worry man. We're with you every step of the way.

1520
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:30,520
Fox Mowldy.

1521
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:42,520
Sorry about this swinging... free swinging camera. I'm gonna try and slower the fucking hold on that and...

1522
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:49,520
Not really go fast on it, huh? I'm just getting... I'm going buck wild with the uh... free camera.

1523
01:28:51,520 --> 01:29:11,240
Someone said check the back of the note.

1524
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:12,620
Sometimes you just have to look behind.

1525
01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:20,140
Okay, I was too busy singing a stupid song to notice that you have to flip it.

1526
01:29:20,140 --> 01:29:36,820
Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.

1527
01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:53,000
Dry cleaners here, you can get the fucking shitty kegs washed, dried and packed up, ready for another day.

1528
01:29:53,900 --> 01:29:55,860
And ominous, thank you very much there.

1529
01:29:56,740 --> 01:30:00,920
I said a big, big thank you to you there at the beginning of the stream if you've just chewed it.

1530
01:30:00,980 --> 01:30:02,100
Thank you very much for your tips.

1531
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:04,360
And that one as well.

1532
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:06,900
Hope you're getting on well.

1533
01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:10,180
Where is this schooner?

1534
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:16,500
Look at this.

1535
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:17,660
He's pissed, man.

1536
01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:20,280
He's pissed.

1537
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:26,760
Projectile.

1538
01:30:28,980 --> 01:30:31,540
You know, how would you rehabilitate these characters?

1539
01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:37,280
I don't think we have the necessary framework and infrastructure necessary.

1540
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:41,340
To be able to deal with these people.

1541
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:43,160
What we need is a box.

1542
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:45,200
Hear me out.

1543
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,720
We'll give you three of the best.

1544
01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:48,920
Oh, you can't.

1545
01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:50,560
We'll give you three of the best.

1546
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:53,980
What we need is a fucking box.

1547
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:57,280
And a big, massive padlock to wrap around that box.

1548
01:30:57,360 --> 01:31:00,220
And then weld a fucking cage around it.

1549
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:03,920
And then throw a petrol bomb into the fucking cage then.

1550
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:05,520
And then run away.

1551
01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:06,760
And then come back tomorrow.

1552
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,080
Come back the next day.

1553
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:36,160
Imagine someone's like that.

1554
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:37,160
Minister.

1555
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:47,120
Minister.

1556
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,280
Will you be supporting the cons minister?

1557
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:56,580
I'm sorry for the unparliamentary language, but we need to legislate for the cons minister.

1558
01:31:57,180 --> 01:31:58,100
Thank you very much there.

1559
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:01,720
Hyman Saris Anonymous for your tip.

1560
01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:03,440
Again, very, very kind to you.

1561
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:07,580
I can't wait to get a situation room going, lads.

1562
01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:12,260
Feels like there's a whole side of the stream that isn't being utilized at the moment.

1563
01:32:12,380 --> 01:32:14,620
That side is a situation room.

1564
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,720
So we need a health drink.

1565
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:25,720
Oh, we've got one.

1566
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:36,240
Do these regenerate? Do they have friends? Or...

1567
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,400
Have they friends who want to join in? Or is this the...

1568
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:46,800
Let's go down Main... Let's go down that street down there where we... See there was...

1569
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:51,200
Around this area we can go down the back alley of American Cafe.

1570
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:55,200
And see what's down the back alley of American Cafe.

1571
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:01,600
An American Werewolf in Swinford. Did you ever see that film?

1572
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:04,600
We get the map going.

1573
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,600
Change that there, move that there.

1574
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:13,000
So we turn around 180 and then first right.

1575
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,000
Into the gaff.

1576
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:33,400
We know that there's danger afoot because the radio isn't tuned in properly.

1577
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:42,000
100 to 102. Today FM.

1578
01:33:50,400 --> 01:34:03,400
You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked.

1579
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:09,800
So that... Is that a bit loud, is it? The gameplay was hitting the red zone again.

1580
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,400
And that's a fucking dirty pile of... I don't know what that is.

1581
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:17,400
Sickening, whatever it is.

1582
01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:20,400
Yeah, it's too loud. I'm turning that down.

1583
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,400
We're going down to 20 on the dial.

1584
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:34,400
And there was a fucking spider as well that attacked me there.

1585
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:39,400
I'm in bits. I need a health drink.

1586
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:44,400
Rapid stat pronto. Now. I needed a health drink yesterday.

1587
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:57,400
Deluxe automatic washers. Wash away the stains of yesterday. Read that. Super strong, super clean. Wash away the stains of yesterday.

1588
01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:04,400
Lovely, lovely poster and image there. Nothing for us here though.

1589
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,400
Zero for us here.

1590
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,400
I think for... After all that, coming...

1591
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,400
Coming inside this gaff could be something. I mean...

1592
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:19,400
Why are they showing us the dirty... pile here?

1593
01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:24,400
Can we unlock the door here? Is this...

1594
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,400
Into the next building now? What kind of fucking...

1595
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,400
Creepers and sneakers are gonna be in here?

1596
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:47,400
After thorough examination...

1597
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:49,400
Here we go.

1598
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:54,400
In... In March of 1965, the town of Silent Hill was visited by the Mer...

1599
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:55,400
The Maine...

1600
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:57,400
Psychical Research Association.

1601
01:35:57,400 --> 01:35:59,400
So we're in North...

1602
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:00,400
Eastern...

1603
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:01,400
America. It's Maine.

1604
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:02,400
So that's...

1605
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:04,400
We've got a location. I never knew that.

1606
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,400
We've narrowed it down.

1607
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:14,400
After thorough examination, a team of expert dowsers from the association concluded the area surrounding the now historic...

1608
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:27,400
Wiltz Coal Mine to be highly active. They also expressed their hopes to further research and exploration of the gorge. These hopes, however, were never fulfilled.

1609
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:52,400
Due to the location being restricted as historic nature preserve. As a historic nature preserve. As declared by the Silent Hill Historical Society. Additionally, the idea was met with resistance from the local community, which claimed that the nature of the association's research would hinder tourist activity in the area.

1610
01:36:53,400 --> 01:37:02,400
Questioning of the credibility of our research and hiding behind day-trippers seems like an excuse to prevent us from seeing what's really out there.

1611
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:12,400
You can't... commented one of the researchers. Unfortunately, none of the local representatives were available to comment to RTE.

1612
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:19,400
An editor's note, at the time of publishing, there exists no evidence supporting credibility of radiest...

1613
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:22,400
Radiesthesia... Radiesthesia...

1614
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:24,400
Or...

1615
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,400
Proving effectiveness...

1616
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:29,400
Of any dowsing methods.

1617
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:34,400
Opinions expressed in the article do not reflect the author's views.

1618
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:39,400
"Tonight?"

1619
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:40,400
"Tonight?"

1620
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:47,400
Uh, it's... it was going on there, I think, about, like, uh, researchers...

1621
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,400
That were doing... what are the fuckin'...

1622
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:53,400
What were they doing? What were they doing, researchers?

1623
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:57,400
Wh-who were they? What were they fuckin' doing?

1624
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:01,400
They were doctors, were they?

1625
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:03,400
They were, uh...

1626
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:12,400
I watched, uh, a documentary on YouTube last night from Channel 4 in 2003 about, uh, the, uh...

1627
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:20,400
We're... trying to find a vaccine for polio by harvesting the fuckin' organs and livers of, uh, monkeys and primates.

1628
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:22,400
And they did it with chimps...

1629
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:24,400
In, uh...

1630
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:26,400
Like, former Belgian Congo.

1631
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:30,400
That is the start, or was the start, of the whole AIDS virus.

1632
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:34,400
And I never knew that, that it was because of that process.

1633
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,400
I'd gone a lot... I knew I'd heard tales and stories about it starting with monkeys and stuff.

1634
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:41,400
But I never knew that.

1635
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,400
It was 'cause of the vaccine... research.

1636
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:46,400
I always assumed...

1637
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:49,400
That someone had just had sex with a monkey.

1638
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,400
And that's how it started.

1639
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:52,400
And then it went on from there.

1640
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:54,400
But, apparently not.

1641
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:55,400
It was a vaccine scenario.

1642
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:59,400
Can't believe I'd gone my whole life thinking that...

1643
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:01,400
Alternate...

1644
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:03,400
Explanation for it.

1645
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:10,400
What's goin' on here?

1646
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:11,400
There's fuckin' nothin' goin' on here.

1647
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:14,400
I think you'd be able to pick that little buck in up.

1648
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:16,400
Zero.

1649
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:19,400
We've... we did read that little piece there.

1650
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:21,400
*Sigh*

1651
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:27,400
Yeah, Nemesis, you're saying it was totally disproven.

1652
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:29,400
There's someone in the comments going...

1653
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:30,400
This is being debunked.

1654
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:32,400
Yawn or sigh.

1655
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:34,400
And, uh...

1656
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,400
I was thinking, so what has replaced...

1657
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:38,400
The thesis or the, uh...

1658
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:39,400
The theory.

1659
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,400
Disproven by Narcs.

1660
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:45,400
I can hear someone rattling chains.

1661
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:48,400
I've got no health to my name.

1662
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:53,400
What the fuck?

1663
01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:58,400
Hypothesis.

1664
01:39:58,400 --> 01:39:59,400
Fuck off.

1665
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:02,400
Push back.

1666
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,400
Push back.

1667
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:05,400
Push back.

1668
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,400
Fuckin' flake ya.

1669
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:09,400
Cabris flaked the cunt.

1670
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:11,400
And then he killed me.

1671
01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:14,400
I've just realised there that hypothesis...

1672
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,400
Is the hy- hypothesis.

1673
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,400
So there's a thesis and then hypo.

1674
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:23,400
Hypothetical.

1675
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:25,400
But hypothesis.

1676
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,400
But hy- a thesis.

1677
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,400
It's crazy, isn't it?

1678
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:30,400
Trixie and co, thank you very much.

1679
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,400
Anonymous as well, I think I said thank you very much.

1680
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:34,400
Glad to see you back.

1681
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:35,400
Thank you very much.

1682
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,400
I do need to find a health drink.

1683
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:38,400
That would be great.

1684
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:40,400
But I've returned to full health, which is brilliant.

1685
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:44,400
Just need to redo those bits that I've just done at a rapid pace.

1686
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:46,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1687
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:46,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1688
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:46,400
Instead of embracing it, embracing it with the bat.

1689
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:46,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1690
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:47,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1691
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:47,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1692
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:47,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1693
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:47,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1694
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:48,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1695
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:49,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1696
01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:50,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1697
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:55,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1698
01:40:55,400 --> 01:41:11,400
Instead of embracing it with the bat.

1699
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:16,400
Arse abrasion.

1700
01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:20,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1701
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1702
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:22,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1703
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:23,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1704
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:24,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1705
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:25,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1706
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:26,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1707
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1708
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:28,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1709
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:29,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1710
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:30,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1711
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1712
01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:32,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1713
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:33,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1714
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:34,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1715
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:35,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1716
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:36,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1717
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:37,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1718
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:38,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1719
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:39,400
I think I'm just gonna run away from the arse.

1720
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:44,400
But there's something about him that gives me the willy creeps.

1721
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:49,400
When I look at his face, it's like I'm staring at a mask and there's something underneath.

1722
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:52,400
Waiting to get out.

1723
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:56,400
I don't wanna be there when that happens.

1724
01:41:56,400 --> 01:41:59,400
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

1725
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:03,400
I'll tell you who'd be great in a situation like this.

1726
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:06,400
Donald fucking Rumsfeld.

1727
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:12,400
That guy could talk his way out of a wet paper bag on acid.

1728
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:15,400
Thank you very much, Johnson's Wireless Printer.

1729
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,400
Let's flip this over and see what's going on.

1730
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:19,400
Nothing but a speck of dirt.

1731
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:24,400
And another health drink. That's great.

1732
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:26,400
That should be two we have maybe.

1733
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:29,400
Yes, two health drinks and a fucking syringe of gear.

1734
01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:33,400
Ready to deal with whatever life throws at us.

1735
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:35,400
Okay.

1736
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,400
We're not gonna deal with him though.

1737
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:39,400
We'll let him waltz around the gaff.

1738
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,400
First.

1739
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:47,400
How did I creel the first buck with the...

1740
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:51,400
In the room without him laying siege to my health?

1741
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:58,400
Because since that first fucker, the other guys have managed to land multiple sick blows.

1742
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:01,400
Projectile vomit acidic sick on me.

1743
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:03,400
And it's taken away my health.

1744
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:06,400
It's really made me depressed.

1745
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:16,400
How was I doing it in the first but does anybody know or has anybody got the inside scoop on how to deal with these guys without taking any damage?

1746
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,400
What about the unknown unknowns?

1747
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:21,400
How do you legislate for those?

1748
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:22,400
We don't know.

1749
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:24,400
The answer is we simply don't know.

1750
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:27,400
Dodge.

1751
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:28,400
Stick and move.

1752
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,400
You gotta dodge fast and loose.

1753
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:30,400
Dodge, fool.

1754
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:31,400
Dodge.

1755
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:32,400
Okay, so we've got that dodge mechanic.

1756
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:33,400
Use it.

1757
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:35,400
Like this.

1758
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:38,400
That's a swing.

1759
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:40,400
That rotates the camera.

1760
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:42,400
McGill, thanks very much.

1761
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:46,400
Shout out to Mendo and Red who told me the stream was live.

1762
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:49,400
Thanks very much there Mendo and Red and McGill.

1763
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:52,400
Crazy son of a gun.

1764
01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:01,400
If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me.

1765
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,400
Gonna dodge the sick.

1766
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:05,400
Live on TV3.

1767
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:08,400
Go on.

1768
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:09,400
Go on.

1769
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:10,400
Go on.

1770
01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:11,400
Go on.

1771
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:12,400
Go on.

1772
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:13,400
Go on.

1773
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:14,400
Go on.

1774
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:15,400
Go on.

1775
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:16,400
Ha.

1776
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:17,400
It's great isn't it?

1777
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:19,400
It's nice.

1778
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:27,400
Really got into that then.

1779
01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:33,400
And I didn't have to dodge either.

1780
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:37,400
I even started singing Dodgy's seminal hit.

1781
01:44:38,400 --> 01:44:41,400
If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me.

1782
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:42,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1783
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:43,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1784
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:44,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1785
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:45,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1786
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1787
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:47,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1788
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:48,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1789
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:49,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1790
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:50,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1791
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:51,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1792
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:52,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1793
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:53,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1794
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:54,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1795
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:55,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1796
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:56,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1797
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:57,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1798
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:58,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1799
01:44:58,400 --> 01:44:59,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1800
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:00,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1801
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:01,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1802
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:02,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1803
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1804
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:04,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1805
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:05,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1806
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:06,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1807
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1808
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1809
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:09,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1810
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:10,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1811
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:11,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1812
01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:12,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1813
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1814
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:14,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1815
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:15,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1816
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:16,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1817
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:17,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1818
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:18,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1819
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:19,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1820
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:20,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1821
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:21,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1822
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:47,400
I'm not going to dodge the game.

1823
01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:50,400
I was stretching the headphone cable there, so I can't.

1824
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:54,400
I can't really give it an ultimate wallop.

1825
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:57,400
But what I will say and what I can say is,

1826
01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:03,400
bolstered by the lick and exacerbated by the sick,

1827
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:07,400
we're ready to give this guy stick.

1828
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:12,400
Avec nails attached to, at the end, into the crown.

1829
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:15,400
That cunt's going down.

1830
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:16,400
Fuck him.

1831
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:19,400
He was only nothing to you anyway.

1832
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:26,400
No, don't load.

1833
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:39,400
It would be great if we could level accusations of fucking arsery at him via James' mouth.

1834
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:44,400
I wonder if that's going to be something for the future.

1835
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:49,400
You know, with generative AI and all that bollocks that we hear about every day.

1836
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:56,400
It would be great to have characters actually saying stuff you want to be said to them.

1837
01:46:56,400 --> 01:47:00,400
You should give them the lines and you say it.

1838
01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:11,400
"I'm not going to be saying stuff you want to be saying stuff you want to be done."

1839
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,400
"I'm not going to be saying stuff you want to be done."

1840
01:47:12,400 --> 01:47:13,400
"I'm not going to be done."

1841
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:14,400
"I'm not going to be done."

1842
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:15,400
"I'm not going to be done."

1843
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:16,400
"I'm not going to be done."

1844
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:17,400
"I'm not going to be done."

1845
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:22,400
"We're about to get fucking absolutely slap-trapped and capped."

1846
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:24,400
"From the knees to the thighs."

1847
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:25,400
"You're going back."

1848
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:26,400
"You're going back."

1849
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,400
"You're going back."

1850
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:28,400
"Oh, he's running."

1851
01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:31,400
"He's got a bit of speed."

1852
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:32,400
"He's got a bit of speed."

1853
01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:36,400
"He's got a bit of speed."

1854
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:38,400
"He's got something about him."

1855
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:39,400
"He's nippy on the wing."

1856
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:41,400
"He's waiting in the rafters."

1857
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:45,400
"He's questioning my authority here."

1858
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:47,400
"We're going to fucking get him from..."

1859
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,400
"Take it."

1860
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:49,400
"Take that."

1861
01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:50,400
"Take it."

1862
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:51,400
"Another one."

1863
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:52,400
"Another one."

1864
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,400
"Another one."

1865
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,400
"A seventh."

1866
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:55,400
"And a ninth."

1867
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:56,400
"And a dissonant seventh."

1868
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,400
"And a dissonant fourteenth."

1869
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:58,400
"And a seventh again."

1870
01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:00,400
"And a twelve by two."

1871
01:48:00,400 --> 01:48:05,400
"Well, that didn't go as well as planned."

1872
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:09,400
"And I have to say, a health drink is really going to bolster my health."

1873
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,400
"I just jabbed the arm there."

1874
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:15,400
"With a lovely concoction of drugs."

1875
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:21,400
"Kinda fucking built that up and then it turned out to be a wet fart."

1876
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:25,400
"I really, you know, playing the little... the jazz lick."

1877
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:29,400
"I thought I was... going to come out of that smelling of roses."

1878
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,400
"But he managed to get sick on me."

1879
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:36,400
"How'd you put the fucking stick away in your jacket?"

1880
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:38,400
"Where's the stick jacket button?"

1881
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:43,400
"Unless there's another bad egg around that needs fucking smashing."

1882
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:56,400
"Alright, so we... we... oh yeah. We... yeah, this fucker in here. He's in here, isn't he?"

1883
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:58,400
"Oh no. He's out. He's got out."

1884
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:02,400
"Is that the same guy that we killed? Is he back up? Did we not kill him?"

1885
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:04,400
"Me and James."

1886
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:10,400
"I thought me and James did him in."

1887
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:14,400
"Molevello, thank you very much."

1888
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:16,400
"And Elm Hall Train Tracks, thank you very much."

1889
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:17,400
"Anonymous."

1890
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:21,400
"Clymothy Chalamet, Mr. Perfect Swing."

1891
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:24,400
"And Dan the Puck King, thank you very much."

1892
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,400
"I'm gonna do some dodging now."

1893
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,400
"Watch this."

1894
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,400
"Watch this."

1895
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:29,400
"Watch this."

1896
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:32,400
"Got the dodge button primed."

1897
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:36,400
"Amazon Prime Day."

1898
01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:37,400
"Do you want deals, do you?"

1899
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:39,400
"Amazon Echo."

1900
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,400
"Do you want an Alexa?"

1901
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:42,400
"Do you want a 4K monitor?"

1902
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:43,400
"Do you want a fucking fridge?"

1903
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:44,400
"Mini fridge for the gap!"

1904
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:45,400
"Mini fridge, you lazy..."

1905
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:52,400
"Lazy, lazy, lazy, mini fridge having no food cooking."

1906
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,400
"Ahh!"

1907
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:54,400
"Weird man."

1908
01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:55,400
"Or a woman."

1909
01:49:55,400 --> 01:50:00,400
"We don't want to be fucking gender exclusive in these tried and tested times."

1910
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,400
"Liam Gulliger, thank you very much."

1911
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:04,400
"Thanks for the tip."

1912
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:07,400
"And still in love with Jusus, baby."

1913
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:09,400
"And Elm Hall Train Tracks."

1914
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:10,400
"This is for you."

1915
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:12,400
"Pure fucking dissonance."

1916
01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,400
"Yeah, I do want a dummy for the gaff."

1917
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:19,400
"Chris McBee, let's talk."

1918
01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:21,400
"Let's talk dummy, baby."

1919
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:23,400
"What have you got?"

1920
01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:26,400
"And are we gonna cut a deal or what's the story?"

1921
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:29,400
"Can you do a dummy dead drop, Chris?"

1922
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:35,400
"Because I don't feel comfortable meeting people who are trying to invite me to locations for dummies."

1923
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:41,400
"Especially ones that... the dummies that are involved, they're things that are gonna have to be beaten and stuff."

1924
01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:45,400
"So we'll do a dead drop in fucking Longford or something or maybe wherever is good for you."

1925
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:50,400
"Somewhere that's equidistant between the West and wherever."

1926
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:53,400
"Just don't wanna be going all the way down to Cork or fucking...

1927
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:59,400
"Up North, far... just the Far East, the Middle East."

1928
01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:02,400
"Don't wanna be going to Mead, the Middle East."

1929
01:51:03,400 --> 01:51:05,400
"No sex discrimination here, lads."

1930
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:14,400
"Are you just joshing there, Chris? Or do you really have a dummy to give?"

1931
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:24,400
"I'm just gonna wait for you here."

1932
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:28,400
"If it's a joke, just let us know we can move on. You don't have the stock. Don't worry, Chris."

1933
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:32,400
"Look, you piqued my interest, I had to bite."

1934
01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:38,400
"If anyone has one of those dummies, get in touch."

1935
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:44,400
"Whereas I said, I'm not... we're gonna have to do this clandestinely."

1936
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:49,400
"Let's save the game there just to make sure we're not gonna get rogered."

1937
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:55,400
"I'm gonna really hit a new save of everyone, I'm not gonna overwrite anything."

1938
01:51:56,400 --> 01:52:01,400
"Okay, so map out. Map out."

1939
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:05,400
"We also know there are no unknowns... let's say we know..."

1940
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:07,400
"There are things we know that we do not know."

1941
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:10,400
"Thank you very much there, Gary Mason. All day, son."

1942
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:14,400
"Next map, R1."

1943
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:18,400
"Map!"

1944
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:23,400
"Okay, so that's blocked. That's blocked off. Take a right."

1945
01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:30,400
"Let's go down to Lucky Jade restaurant, lads. Think it's a Chinese... it could be... could be legit."

1946
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:43,400
"Where's the pyramid fella? We're only just starting here, we've only just begun... Ariglin!

1947
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:49,400
And it will... he'll... show his face soon, even though he doesn't have a face, literally a fucking pyramid.

1948
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:56,400
Just what... what goes on in the minds of those crazy, crazy horror-fueled...

1949
01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:59,400
Japanese mad lads...

1950
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:00,400
Who invented this.

1951
01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:03,400
But again, as I say, this is a Polish...

1952
01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:05,400
Strain...

1953
01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:09,400
Of the... the super potent Japanese horror plant.

1954
01:53:10,400 --> 01:53:13,400
And here we go, a fucking crawler.

1955
01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:16,400
A crawler, and it's a crawling arse.

1956
01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:18,400
Yeah.

1957
01:53:19,400 --> 01:53:20,400
Yeah.

1958
01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:21,400
Yeah.

1959
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:23,400
And that's a seventh one.

1960
01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:24,400
And that's a nine bar.

1961
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:25,400
Take that.

1962
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:27,400
You're not a killer.

1963
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:27,400
No, I'm not.

1964
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:27,400
No, I'm not.

1965
01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:36,400
Sorry, I've got the dodge button primed.

1966
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:42,400
We don't want this arse to realize what's going on.

1967
01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:46,400
Wait till he's puking and then go for him.

1968
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,400
Wait till he's puking and then hit him with a fucking one four.

1969
01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:50,400
One goal.

1970
01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,400
And four points.

1971
01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:53,400
Dodge, dodge, dodge.

1972
01:53:58,400 --> 01:53:59,400
Oh no.

1973
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:01,400
He's got form.

1974
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:02,400
He's got form.

1975
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,400
Don't get too many of those to the pound.

1976
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:14,400
Sure you don't.

1977
01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:19,400
I said to him, "What are you doing?

1978
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:20,400
Going sticking around."

1979
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400
And then I hit him with the stick.

1980
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,400
Honestly though, he was a fucking dodgy fucker.

1981
01:54:29,400 --> 01:54:30,400
Yeah.

1982
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,400
Yeah.

1983
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:32,400
Exactly.

1984
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:37,400
He didn't even have pants on.

1985
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:40,400
He deserved it for that alone.

1986
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:42,400
I was saying to him, how...

1987
01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:44,400
They were asking, "How did you get on with that buck?"

1988
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:46,400
I said, "I fucking nailed it."

1989
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:48,400
Okay, so here we go.

1990
01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:49,400
"The door that wakes in darkness opening into nightmares."

1991
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:49,400
What a lovely sentiment to be greeted with.

1992
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:49,400
On a fucking old bed sheet no less as well.

1993
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:50,400
A rake of bed sheet.

1994
01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:51,400
I'm not going to get on with that buck.

1995
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:52,400
I said, "I fucking nailed it."

1996
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:53,400
I said, "I fucking nailed it."

1997
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:54,400
"I'm not going to get on with that buck."

1998
01:54:54,400 --> 01:54:55,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

1999
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:56,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2000
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:57,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2001
01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:58,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2002
01:54:58,400 --> 01:54:59,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2003
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:00,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2004
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2005
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:02,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2006
01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:03,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2007
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:04,400
I said, "I'm not going to get on with that buck."

2008
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:05,400
Okay, so here we go.

2009
01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:09,400
The door that wakes in darkness opening into nightmares.

2010
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:14,400
What a lovely sentiment to be greeted with.

2011
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:17,400
On a fucking old bedsheet, no less, as well.

2012
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:19,400
A rake of bedsheets tied together.

2013
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:26,400
Or a tarpaulin, which I've never had the pleasure of unfurling or packing.

2014
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:27,400
Or being inside.

2015
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:29,400
I've been inside a giant tent.

2016
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:33,400
I suppose you could call that a tarp when it's all packed up and ready to go.

2017
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:38,400
But nevertheless, we won't quibble any further on the meaning of that fabric.

2018
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:40,400
Big ol' Rick, thank you very much.

2019
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:46,400
Do they have a bus line through this fog town?

2020
01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:49,400
Reckon Tommy needs to start driving here.

2021
01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:55,400
I don't think they have, and I'm not sure if there is any sort of bus mechanic built into the game as well.

2022
01:55:55,400 --> 01:56:02,400
I mean, if there was, you know for a fact that he would be living the dream in Silent Hill.

2023
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:04,400
Bussin' around that town.

2024
01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:11,400
Oh, I don't know whether to read this first or take care of business, because we've got a bit of static on the wire.

2025
01:56:11,400 --> 01:56:13,400
Anonymous, thanks very much for the tip there.

2026
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:15,400
Paragon of the piano.

2027
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:16,400
King of the keys.

2028
01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:17,400
Dawn of deep dissonance.

2029
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:19,400
Is this fucker gonna get me while I'm reading?

2030
01:56:19,400 --> 01:56:21,400
Is that, is that what they're doing?

2031
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:25,400
I can't hear something here.

2032
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,400
Okay.

2033
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:28,400
Pukatron 5000.

2034
01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:30,400
Let's get him lured, yeah?

2035
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,400
Let's get him lured out to the fucking street.

2036
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:34,400
Take it to the streets.

2037
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:35,400
Yeah.

2038
01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:36,400
Yeah.

2039
01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:37,400
Real MCs.

2040
01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:38,400
Rabbit and hat tricks.

2041
01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:39,400
There's two of the fuckers.

2042
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:53,400
Three of them, no!

2043
01:56:53,400 --> 01:56:54,400
They're livening up.

2044
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:58,400
Things are getting lively here.

2045
01:56:58,400 --> 01:57:01,400
We need to live leak them into the next realm.

2046
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:02,400
Fuck this.

2047
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:14,400
I'd be weary of who's coming up behind as well.

2048
01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:15,400
Heavy salad.

2049
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:17,400
Thanks very much, heavy salad.

2050
01:57:21,400 --> 01:57:22,400
Mo salad.

2051
01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:25,400
Okay, he's limbering up for a sick.

2052
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:26,400
He's gonna get sick.

2053
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,400
Must have had a bad sandwich.

2054
01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:31,400
Must have had a bad sandwich.

2055
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:34,400
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.

2056
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:38,400
It's a one, two, three, four, five situation.

2057
01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:41,400
A one, two, three, four, five situation.

2058
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:44,400
A one, two, a three, four, five.

2059
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:45,400
What?

2060
01:57:45,400 --> 01:57:46,400
What?

2061
01:57:46,400 --> 01:57:47,400
What?

2062
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:48,400
And in.

2063
01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:49,400
And again.

2064
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:50,400
And again.

2065
01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:51,400
Lovely stuff.

2066
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:52,400
Give it socks.

2067
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:53,400
One for good luck.

2068
01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:54,400
That's for good measure.

2069
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:55,400
You're going home.

2070
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,400
Good night.

2071
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:57,400
Good night.

2072
01:57:57,400 --> 01:57:58,400
God bless.

2073
01:57:58,400 --> 01:57:59,400
We'll see you tomorrow.

2074
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:09,400
And a final sensual wrap of the stick to the face.

2075
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:22,400
Really was a one, two, three, four, five situation.

2076
01:58:22,400 --> 01:58:47,500
A 1 2 3 4 5 situation. A 1 2 3 4 5 situation. A 1 2 3 4 5. It's a 1 2 3 4 5 situation. A 1 2 3 4 5 situation. A 1 2 3 4 5 situation. A 1 2 3 4 5. I said I wouldn't do it for 5.

2077
01:58:47,500 --> 01:59:06,320
It's a one, two, three, four, five situation.

2078
01:59:06,320 --> 01:59:10,460
Those cunts were cribbing and now they've gone running away scared because they've seen

2079
01:59:10,460 --> 01:59:15,940
what happened to their best chum in a long, hard time.

2080
01:59:15,940 --> 01:59:21,060
Where did they go though? Did they go back into the shop or? I bought your nest wifi, thanks

2081
01:59:21,060 --> 01:59:26,760
very much. Anonymous and Red Madge, thank you very, very much. I think they're back in the

2082
01:59:26,760 --> 01:59:36,880
fucking sound house here. I actually, it was a mistake doing the waterboarding earlier on

2083
01:59:36,880 --> 01:59:40,660
because then I had to get the fucking towel out but now when I check the monitor there,

2084
01:59:40,660 --> 01:59:46,780
it looks like I'm, looks like I'm really working out, do you know? I'm just sat on my arse,

2085
01:59:46,780 --> 01:59:55,780
degeneratively playing a game where I just creel. After creel, after creel. We've got another

2086
01:59:55,780 --> 02:00:06,780
one here. It's a lovely creel restaurant scenario. It's not a restaurant, it's a record shop. I'll tell you, we're going to be breaking a few records in here anyways.

2087
02:00:06,780 --> 02:00:18,240
Might send these cunts to the top of the pops.

2088
02:00:18,240 --> 02:00:21,700
Just run away, run the fuck away.

2089
02:00:21,700 --> 02:00:24,100
Get them out, get them out here.

2090
02:00:24,100 --> 02:00:26,000
Get them out.

2091
02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:28,080
Come outside.

2092
02:00:28,080 --> 02:00:33,680
Look at that, it says I love groovy music.

2093
02:00:33,680 --> 02:00:40,440
Maybe we can get a bit of groovy music going for this beating here to really accentuate

2094
02:00:40,440 --> 02:00:42,440
the beating.

2095
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:44,440
Lovely stuff.

2096
02:00:44,440 --> 02:00:49,000
Just what the doctor prescribed.

2097
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:50,800
And I'm at the pharmacy now.

2098
02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:53,000
I'm about to pick up the prescription.

2099
02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:56,240
Let's see how this blends together.

2100
02:00:56,240 --> 02:01:00,000
A lovely bit of disturbing psychological horror.

2101
02:01:00,000 --> 02:01:06,760
Let's turn up the game volume.

2102
02:01:06,760 --> 02:01:07,760
What?

2103
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:08,760
What?

2104
02:01:08,760 --> 02:01:09,760
What?

2105
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:10,760
What?

2106
02:01:10,760 --> 02:01:11,760
What?

2107
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:16,520
What?

2108
02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:17,520
What?

2109
02:01:17,520 --> 02:01:18,520
What?

2110
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:19,520
What?

2111
02:01:19,520 --> 02:01:20,520
What?

2112
02:01:20,520 --> 02:01:21,520
What?

2113
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:22,520
What?

2114
02:01:22,520 --> 02:01:23,520
What?

2115
02:01:23,520 --> 02:01:24,520
What?

2116
02:01:24,520 --> 02:01:25,520
Whist?

2117
02:01:25,520 --> 02:01:26,520
Whist?

2118
02:01:26,520 --> 02:01:27,520
Getcha.

2119
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:28,520
Getcha.

2120
02:01:28,520 --> 02:01:29,520
Getcha.

2121
02:01:29,520 --> 02:01:30,520
Getcha.

2122
02:01:30,520 --> 02:01:31,520
Getcha.

2123
02:01:31,520 --> 02:01:51,600
Lovely stuff ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. I just... Thank you. I just love to stick.

2124
02:01:58,700 --> 02:02:13,880
We can knock that on the head now and really go back to serious mode for this final guy. That was a lovely sojourn into light-hearted chamber mode but I want to go into fucking serious mode for this lad and take him to groovy town.

2125
02:02:18,880 --> 02:02:26,600
Groovy music. Let's take that health drink. Get that into you. It's gonna stand to you when it comes to the crunch.

2126
02:02:27,880 --> 02:02:50,880
We need to lure him out. Now I had a bit of a fucking problem dodging him. I'm still on the cave. I had a bit of a problem dodging that lad. So we need to lure this guy out here and hopefully he brings a few vinyls out with him as well. For the fucking vinyl countdown.

2127
02:02:50,880 --> 02:03:00,220
Huh? Because he's not long... He's not got long left. Huh? Seriously, it's the way I tell them.

2128
02:03:02,500 --> 02:03:13,140
This guy is really testing my patience now. He's taking a long time to get out of here. Got no fucking... Get up and go about him. He's got no... He's got no schutzpah.

2129
02:03:19,380 --> 02:03:26,220
Let's give him a fucking crack at the back. Backsack and crack coming right up for you, man. Mr. Man.

2130
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:35,260
You can hear him squelching. It's like... It's like he's in a straight... A straight jacket of skin.

2131
02:03:35,960 --> 02:03:53,560
His skin has become a straight... You can see his arms. It's like he's pulling at himself. Trapped inside his own skin. Come over here, fuck. Come on. Come on. Outside. Me and you. Come on. You're hiding.

2132
02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:57,840
Wastes of skin.

2133
02:03:59,940 --> 02:04:01,240
Wastes of skin.

2134
02:04:02,120 --> 02:04:02,620
Ah!

2135
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:06,460
Come on.

2136
02:04:10,820 --> 02:04:11,360
Here we go.

2137
02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:13,520
Fuck yeah.

2138
02:04:14,020 --> 02:04:16,060
Seven by seven by nine.

2139
02:04:16,600 --> 02:04:17,520
22?

2140
02:04:17,660 --> 02:04:18,520
46?

2141
02:04:18,760 --> 02:04:19,560
51?

2142
02:04:19,940 --> 02:04:21,160
Oh yeah, Weetabix.

2143
02:04:21,860 --> 02:04:24,700
Yeah fucker, I'd nearly, I'd nearly reload the fucker.

2144
02:04:24,700 --> 02:04:30,700
Jerry, thank you very much. I'd nearly reload to go back to that guy.

2145
02:04:32,700 --> 02:04:38,780
Don't take too long. I just need to really get to grips with the dodge mechanics here. It's...

2146
02:04:39,740 --> 02:04:45,320
In fairness to them, yeah they've improved the action into a more kind of...

2147
02:04:46,480 --> 02:04:53,820
Rez-y sort of fuckin' action. It's a high-paced scenario, but they've also retained an element of...

2148
02:04:54,000 --> 02:04:55,200
Frustration.

2149
02:04:55,500 --> 02:04:59,500
Where you're kinda between swings and they're getting digs in at you as well.

2150
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:02,940
So it's... They've struck a nice balance there.

2151
02:05:03,580 --> 02:05:05,380
Of the Polish boys.

2152
02:05:07,020 --> 02:05:08,720
The lads over at Bloober.

2153
02:05:10,980 --> 02:05:11,980
Let's get in here.

2154
02:05:18,260 --> 02:05:21,260
Maybe you can get health out of that if you sniff the glue maybe.

2155
02:05:23,060 --> 02:05:24,260
And a broken record.

2156
02:05:24,260 --> 02:05:25,760
It's right twice a day.

2157
02:05:32,340 --> 02:05:35,140
Maybe you examine that for something and it tells you something.

2158
02:05:42,580 --> 02:05:44,760
Sniff glue to make pain go away.

2159
02:05:48,020 --> 02:05:52,320
Music can bring you back to those wonderful moments you thought lost.

2160
02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:53,900
Read.

2161
02:05:54,600 --> 02:05:56,060
And it's exactly what I just read.

2162
02:06:00,060 --> 02:06:00,960
And a door.

2163
02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:05,860
And that's where we were before.

2164
02:06:07,860 --> 02:06:08,400
Unbelievable.

2165
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:12,140
But I did get the record so we can check that in our examination unit room.

2166
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:15,000
Key item there, look.

2167
02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,100
Broken vinyl.

2168
02:06:16,100 --> 02:06:17,100
Remove last.

2169
02:06:17,100 --> 02:06:17,600
Remove last.

2170
02:06:17,600 --> 02:06:19,100
What's remove last?

2171
02:06:19,100 --> 02:06:19,600
Add.

2172
02:06:20,600 --> 02:06:21,100
Oh yeah.

2173
02:06:21,100 --> 02:06:24,100
Okay, so we need to find another piece of the record.

2174
02:06:24,100 --> 02:06:27,100
We need to find another piece of the record.

2175
02:06:27,100 --> 02:06:29,100
There's probably another one knocking around in here.

2176
02:06:29,100 --> 02:06:30,760
I'm not looking in the chat.

2177
02:06:30,760 --> 02:06:32,860
I'm just going to use the cheese box for this one.

2178
02:06:33,540 --> 02:06:36,100
I want people to be impressed by my brain thoughts.

2179
02:06:38,620 --> 02:06:40,580
I'm not all fucking swing and stick.

2180
02:06:43,240 --> 02:06:44,140
Face the music.

2181
02:06:44,340 --> 02:06:45,760
Find the melody of your dreams.

2182
02:06:45,960 --> 02:06:47,160
And kick up your heels.

2183
02:06:51,340 --> 02:06:54,300
Great if we can put the record on the player or something then.

2184
02:06:54,400 --> 02:06:55,280
Needle to the groove.

2185
02:06:56,360 --> 02:06:57,540
At some stage.

2186
02:06:57,540 --> 02:07:02,920
And then it plays a tune or a fucking song.

2187
02:07:18,020 --> 02:07:20,180
We also know there are known unknowns.

2188
02:07:20,440 --> 02:07:23,120
That is to say we know there are some things we do not know.

2189
02:07:24,900 --> 02:07:25,340
Bobberkurva.

2190
02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:26,420
Thank you very much.

2191
02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:28,140
And Anton Moss.

2192
02:07:28,580 --> 02:07:29,960
And Steph.

2193
02:07:30,960 --> 02:07:31,460
Ow.

2194
02:07:32,340 --> 02:07:32,840
Ah.

2195
02:07:33,560 --> 02:07:34,060
Ooh.

2196
02:07:42,460 --> 02:07:43,360
We can hear...

2197
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:46,620
A bad lad knocking around.

2198
02:07:46,720 --> 02:07:47,680
We don't know where he is.

2199
02:07:47,980 --> 02:07:49,220
And it's gone foggy outside.

2200
02:07:49,680 --> 02:07:52,160
Or it's still the same level of fog as it was.

2201
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:53,580
Fuck.

2202
02:07:55,780 --> 02:08:02,180
Fuck.

2203
02:08:02,180 --> 02:08:02,180
Fuck.

2204
02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:05,940
Go in for the kill now.

2205
02:08:05,940 --> 02:08:06,160
Look.

2206
02:08:09,740 --> 02:08:10,320
See that?

2207
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:10,900
Dodged him.

2208
02:08:13,380 --> 02:08:14,080
Put a bit of...

2209
02:08:14,080 --> 02:08:14,920
Put a bit of health in.

2210
02:08:16,420 --> 02:08:18,440
Gotta wait for him to get sick and then hit him.

2211
02:08:18,580 --> 02:08:41,460
Fucking dodgy. We need to move, we need to move. I pressed the wrong button for dodge.

2212
02:08:41,460 --> 02:08:48,180
Fuck ya. No move move move. Getting the hang of me.

2213
02:08:48,180 --> 02:09:15,460
Getting the hang of it lads, getting the hang of it. Yeah, that's you done and dusted.

2214
02:09:15,460 --> 02:09:34,580
But where's the record lads? Like what is there? I know I was saying I was going to use my my cheese box, but I've I'm sick of that now. And if there's anyone who can tell me where the other part of the record is, I'd really be happy with that. That'd be a nice thing for me to have to be able to know in my mind that the record is somewhere specific in a location.

2215
02:09:36,180 --> 02:09:45,220
Marcus Craig, thank you very much for your tip there. Twisted. And Heston Blumenthal, thank you very much for your tip there. Very, very kind of you.

2216
02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:56,980
The squirty noises give me the ick, says CL. Waste of skin, says Easy Ollie. He had a disgusting family, says Huxtable. Is this Crash Bandicoot 3, says No Jodgimiow area.

2217
02:10:00,580 --> 02:10:17,520
An emetophobic nightmare. Thank you very much there. Some serious sewage going on here. So go to Neely's, says Richard. Let's have a look at Neely's Bar. Neely's Bar and Lounge. Record playing.

2218
02:10:19,580 --> 02:10:30,620
South Vale. South, South Vale. South, South Vale. South, South, South, Vale. So we've got Neely's. Where's Neely's? Look, down there.

2219
02:10:33,100 --> 02:10:37,900
Okay, so we turn right. Past the fucking crossroads.

2220
02:10:40,460 --> 02:10:44,880
Past the American Cafe. And it's just up past the American Cafe on the left.

2221
02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:50,620
Or Cafe. Whatever way you want to sing in that apple. It's whatever way you want to do it. It's fine.

2222
02:10:50,940 --> 02:10:52,220
Ross Kemp, thank you very much.

2223
02:10:53,640 --> 02:10:55,400
Great to see you back, you say, Francis.

2224
02:10:56,700 --> 02:11:00,100
Crushing the blazing speedruns and clutch kills.

2225
02:11:10,720 --> 02:11:11,200
Nescafe.

2226
02:11:14,880 --> 02:11:19,920
So we get out of here. Turn right. Pass the crossroads. Keep going past the American Cafe.

2227
02:11:20,720 --> 02:11:26,620
And it's Neely's Bar and Lounge up on the left after the American Cafe.

2228
02:11:29,560 --> 02:11:30,860
The little coffee hut.

2229
02:11:34,920 --> 02:11:35,940
What do I have?

2230
02:11:35,980 --> 02:11:41,720
I remember buying something earlier that would act as a sustenance situation during the stream.

2231
02:11:41,720 --> 02:11:42,960
And I drank the vet hit.

2232
02:11:42,960 --> 02:11:45,000
But there was another piece of the puzzle.

2233
02:11:47,480 --> 02:11:48,720
Oh, yeah, it was just yogurt.

2234
02:11:49,480 --> 02:11:51,480
I'm not going to eat that on fucking stream. Fuck that.

2235
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:53,300
I'd have a banana.

2236
02:11:54,800 --> 02:11:56,060
A chewing gum, actually.

2237
02:11:56,740 --> 02:12:01,400
I've got a few mints just to take away.

2238
02:12:01,520 --> 02:12:04,960
Even though I'm not in the arena here with these guys.

2239
02:12:05,000 --> 02:12:05,620
We're the classic guys.

2240
02:12:05,620 --> 02:12:09,400
It's leaving a bit of a fucking raw sewage smell and taste.

2241
02:12:09,540 --> 02:12:11,680
You know, things smell so bad you can taste it.

2242
02:12:13,100 --> 02:12:14,280
That's what I'm getting here.

2243
02:12:15,400 --> 02:12:16,900
Chris McBee, thank you very much.

2244
02:12:16,900 --> 02:12:18,980
Quick search on the Bezos site.

2245
02:12:19,160 --> 02:12:22,440
Pulls up various selections of dummies in varying styles and quality.

2246
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:26,260
This one is 44 quid and may meet your situational needs.

2247
02:12:26,720 --> 02:12:27,920
Thank you very much there, Chris.

2248
02:12:28,000 --> 02:12:30,960
I'll click on that link in due course.

2249
02:12:31,680 --> 02:12:37,840
When I've ran it through a series of checks to make sure it's not going to track me down.

2250
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:41,240
Even though I know you've watched the stream for quite a while.

2251
02:12:41,240 --> 02:12:43,340
Because I remember seeing your name plenty of times.

2252
02:12:44,060 --> 02:12:49,160
But I do operate a serious operations security.

2253
02:12:49,500 --> 02:12:50,200
Was it OPSEC?

2254
02:12:50,600 --> 02:12:53,940
Serious OPSEC needs to be taken into account here.

2255
02:12:53,980 --> 02:12:56,440
Especially when you're dealing with battering dummies.

2256
02:12:57,920 --> 02:12:59,440
I'm going to eat the mint.

2257
02:12:59,520 --> 02:13:03,100
Which someone pointed out to me the other day is a sweet.

2258
02:13:04,100 --> 02:13:07,820
I used to just look at mints as on their own.

2259
02:13:07,900 --> 02:13:08,800
Definitely not sweets.

2260
02:13:08,800 --> 02:13:13,320
But I checked the back of the packet on Treebor's XXX Strong Mints.

2261
02:13:13,580 --> 02:13:15,280
And it's full of fucking sugar.

2262
02:13:15,580 --> 02:13:16,900
So it is a sweet.

2263
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:22,240
Crouching Tiger.

2264
02:13:23,080 --> 02:13:23,840
Thank you very much.

2265
02:13:23,960 --> 02:13:26,800
Are the government sending the hardy bucks to Lebanon?

2266
02:13:27,700 --> 02:13:29,300
Heard the town there.

2267
02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:30,740
I'm not sure.

2268
02:13:30,820 --> 02:13:34,220
But it's a bad, bad situation there.

2269
02:13:34,220 --> 02:13:39,440
And hopefully it fucking doesn't turn into a worse than bad situation.

2270
02:13:39,600 --> 02:13:41,120
I know worse isn't even a word.

2271
02:13:41,220 --> 02:13:46,060
But sometimes the situation calls for the usage of that non-entity of a word.

2272
02:13:46,140 --> 02:13:46,480
Braap.

2273
02:13:46,600 --> 02:13:47,980
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2274
02:13:49,500 --> 02:13:52,840
And none other than anonymous for your fucking kind hearted.

2275
02:13:52,840 --> 02:14:01,640
I'll try and get it done properly this time.

2276
02:14:02,340 --> 02:14:04,460
Braap.

2277
02:14:10,840 --> 02:14:12,840
Babadoo!

2278
02:14:12,840 --> 02:14:26,840
O-Zoo-Ko-Bidou-Badá-Sibuba!

2279
02:14:26,840 --> 02:14:51,080
Now, Higgins isn't simple.

2280
02:14:51,080 --> 02:15:10,380
The dedication there to Anonymous, who fucking lobbed a nice wedge there.

2281
02:15:10,600 --> 02:15:12,080
And Garrett, thanks for the tip there.

2282
02:15:12,180 --> 02:15:13,500
And the benevolence of it all.

2283
02:15:13,580 --> 02:15:14,500
Thank you very much there.

2284
02:15:14,500 --> 02:15:23,100
I thought I'd just tonally change this absolute nightmare of a game there into a nice soft one.

2285
02:15:24,500 --> 02:15:29,220
It's time to get hard again here because these cunts are tough cookies.

2286
02:15:29,580 --> 02:15:34,500
They spray and pray projectile vomit, acidic in its formation.

2287
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:37,320
I don't know how they live themselves.

2288
02:15:37,320 --> 02:15:40,320
They must have a serious dose of gastritis.

2289
02:15:40,920 --> 02:15:41,920
Duodenitis.

2290
02:15:42,720 --> 02:15:47,320
Maybe a fucking gastric bypass is necessary or a fucking endoscopy for the cunt.

2291
02:15:47,320 --> 02:15:50,720
Get to Castle Bar now tomorrow with a referral.

2292
02:15:51,120 --> 02:15:52,120
Get a referral.

2293
02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:53,320
Get a referral.

2294
02:15:54,020 --> 02:15:55,420
You need to get it looked at.

2295
02:15:56,720 --> 02:15:57,920
Better safe than sorry.

2296
02:16:05,320 --> 02:16:07,320
Put that stick back in the pouch.

2297
02:16:07,320 --> 02:16:11,320
I've got no health drinks ready for the occasion here.

2298
02:16:14,920 --> 02:16:15,420
Equipment.

2299
02:16:16,320 --> 02:16:18,320
We're going to Neely's Bar and Lounge.

2300
02:16:18,320 --> 02:16:20,120
Keep forgetting we have to head there.

2301
02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:24,920
Behind you, the right map opened up when you wanted to.

2302
02:16:24,920 --> 02:16:26,220
Turn around 180 degrees.

2303
02:16:26,220 --> 02:16:27,020
Go around the corner.

2304
02:16:27,020 --> 02:16:30,020
Neely's Bar and Lounge on the left at the end of the fucking road.

2305
02:16:30,020 --> 02:16:31,020
180 degrees.

2306
02:16:31,020 --> 02:16:32,420
Turn around the corner.

2307
02:16:32,420 --> 02:16:33,920
Neely's is down here.

2308
02:16:33,920 --> 02:16:35,920
Ask for Tom.

2309
02:16:39,920 --> 02:16:40,920
What's that?

2310
02:16:40,920 --> 02:16:41,920
Another piece of the puzzle, no?

2311
02:16:41,920 --> 02:16:42,920
Silent Hill News.

2312
02:16:42,920 --> 02:16:46,920
Can't say- I want to read that, you know?

2313
02:16:47,920 --> 02:16:52,920
Another crawling arse.

2314
02:16:52,920 --> 02:16:53,920
Fuck yeah.

2315
02:16:53,920 --> 02:16:54,920
Just run away from it.

2316
02:16:54,920 --> 02:17:01,920
Into Neely's, no?

2317
02:17:01,920 --> 02:17:03,920
Oh, thank God.

2318
02:17:03,920 --> 02:17:06,920
Hopefully a nice bit of health drink here somewhere.

2319
02:17:06,920 --> 02:17:19,920
I don't know what got into him.

2320
02:17:19,920 --> 02:17:21,920
He just started smashing the fucking thing.

2321
02:17:21,920 --> 02:17:22,920
I had to throw him out.

2322
02:17:22,920 --> 02:17:23,920
He ran off crying.

2323
02:17:23,920 --> 02:17:24,920
He'd fix everything.

2324
02:17:24,920 --> 02:17:25,920
I gathered up where I could.

2325
02:17:25,920 --> 02:17:27,920
Still haven't found one of the buttons.

2326
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:31,920
Half the record still lodged inside.

2327
02:17:31,920 --> 02:17:33,920
The other part's missing, Pat.

2328
02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:35,920
We're the classic agnostic guys.

2329
02:17:35,920 --> 02:17:37,920
Fucker must have taken it.

2330
02:17:37,920 --> 02:17:38,920
Um.

2331
02:17:38,920 --> 02:17:42,920
Come to think of it, he actually did run towards Groovy.

2332
02:17:44,920 --> 02:17:46,920
Anyway, go and check up on the con.

2333
02:17:46,920 --> 02:17:47,920
See if he's alright.

2334
02:17:47,920 --> 02:17:50,920
Last time I saw him, he was shitting all over the road.

2335
02:17:50,920 --> 02:17:51,920
He lives by Saul.

2336
02:17:51,920 --> 02:17:52,920
The pharmacy.

2337
02:17:52,920 --> 02:17:53,920
Apartment number nine.

2338
02:18:00,920 --> 02:18:03,920
Need to bring that piano closer for those reeds.

2339
02:18:03,920 --> 02:18:06,920
Thanks very much there, Will on the Hill and Emelim.

2340
02:18:09,920 --> 02:18:10,920
For the tip.

2341
02:18:11,920 --> 02:18:13,920
Take that and flip it.

2342
02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:14,920
Anything on the back?

2343
02:18:14,920 --> 02:18:15,920
Nothing.

2344
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:16,920
Nothing to do.

2345
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:20,920
We, uh, we need to get to the pharmacy, which is a great little location to be headed for.

2346
02:18:20,920 --> 02:18:22,920
Because, you know what?

2347
02:18:22,920 --> 02:18:23,920
There's gonna be a few syringes.

2348
02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:28,920
There'll be a few fucking skag boxes and a couple of health drinks as well.

2349
02:18:28,920 --> 02:18:30,920
A few multivitamins.

2350
02:18:30,920 --> 02:18:31,920
Centrum.

2351
02:18:31,920 --> 02:18:32,920
Men under 50.

2352
02:18:32,920 --> 02:18:33,920
One a day.

2353
02:18:33,920 --> 02:18:34,920
Uh, Babatunde.

2354
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:35,920
Thank you very much there.

2355
02:18:35,920 --> 02:18:38,920
Can you wish Ben Clooney a happy birthday?

2356
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:40,920
He's the big three zero.

2357
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:41,920
Ben Clooney.

2358
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:43,920
It's all ahead of ya.

2359
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,920
Life starts at 30.

2360
02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:47,920
Remember to get on the Centrum.

2361
02:18:47,920 --> 02:18:48,920
One a day.

2362
02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:51,920
And, uh, regular meals as well.

2363
02:18:51,920 --> 02:18:52,920
Small and often.

2364
02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:54,920
Not too big, but small and often.

2365
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:56,920
That's the best way.

2366
02:18:56,920 --> 02:18:58,920
We need a key for this.

2367
02:18:58,920 --> 02:18:59,920
We've got nothing.

2368
02:18:59,920 --> 02:19:01,920
Only a broken vinyl record and some super glue.

2369
02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:05,920
Anything in the back there?

2370
02:19:06,920 --> 02:19:07,920
It's the bar at the front.

2371
02:19:07,920 --> 02:19:08,920
We want- it's the lounge we need.

2372
02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:10,920
Can we go to the jukebox?

2373
02:19:10,920 --> 02:19:11,920
There was a hole here.

2374
02:19:11,920 --> 02:19:12,920
It's gone now.

2375
02:19:12,920 --> 02:19:13,920
It's gone now.

2376
02:19:22,920 --> 02:19:25,920
Just thought I'd fucking try that for nothing.

2377
02:19:27,920 --> 02:19:28,920
Jukebox Yuri.

2378
02:19:37,920 --> 02:19:38,920
Pat.

2379
02:19:38,920 --> 02:19:39,920
Pat.

2380
02:19:39,920 --> 02:19:40,920
Pat.

2381
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:42,920
There's a jukebox for you, Pat.

2382
02:19:43,920 --> 02:19:44,920
We can put the, uh, record...

2383
02:19:45,920 --> 02:19:46,920
And...

2384
02:19:47,920 --> 02:19:49,920
Obviously not a goer until we've stitched it up.

2385
02:19:49,920 --> 02:19:50,920
The Long Way Home.

2386
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:50,920
Produced by Adam Conroy.

2387
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:50,920
Published by Isle of Groovy Music Productions.

2388
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:50,920
Stick it on.

2389
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:51,920
Spin the discs.

2390
02:19:51,920 --> 02:19:52,920
Get ready to go.

2391
02:19:52,920 --> 02:19:53,920
I'm going to go.

2392
02:19:53,920 --> 02:19:54,920
I'm going to go.

2393
02:19:54,920 --> 02:20:14,260
The Long Way Home, produced by Adam Conroy, published by Isle of Groovy Music Productions.

2394
02:20:15,620 --> 02:20:16,540
Stick it on.

2395
02:20:17,820 --> 02:20:18,840
Spin the discs.

2396
02:20:19,740 --> 02:20:21,000
Get ready to spin the toes.

2397
02:20:24,060 --> 02:20:24,620
Huh?

2398
02:20:24,620 --> 02:20:29,100
Oh, don't tell me I have to fix the fucking thing now.

2399
02:20:30,280 --> 02:20:30,640
Oh, yeah.

2400
02:20:33,280 --> 02:20:35,200
Lovely little contraption, this, isn't it?

2401
02:20:36,620 --> 02:20:38,300
It's a real mechanical wonder.

2402
02:20:41,920 --> 02:20:43,220
Is it any wonder?

2403
02:20:45,920 --> 02:20:46,600
Oh, yeah.

2404
02:20:52,440 --> 02:20:54,340
Peter Canavan, thank you very much.

2405
02:20:54,340 --> 02:20:57,600
And horses under starlight.

2406
02:20:58,440 --> 02:21:00,200
Now, insert coin here.

2407
02:21:00,560 --> 02:21:01,720
We don't have any coins.

2408
02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:04,580
This is the next situation we're dealing with.

2409
02:21:06,420 --> 02:21:07,660
I'm going to find a penny.

2410
02:21:07,660 --> 02:21:20,980
Where's the penny?

2411
02:21:20,980 --> 02:21:21,460
Uh...

2412
02:21:21,460 --> 02:21:25,420
Where's the penny, lads?

2413
02:21:28,920 --> 02:21:30,020
Hate to be doing this.

2414
02:21:30,440 --> 02:21:32,940
I hate to be onto you about this, but I mean, where's the penny?

2415
02:21:32,940 --> 02:21:39,760
In the till.

2416
02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:46,320
Nothing in the till.

2417
02:21:46,580 --> 02:21:48,680
It's good, but it's not the right answer.

2418
02:21:54,320 --> 02:21:58,880
Maybe some other till in another fucking gaff around the place.

2419
02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:00,440
Go back to the American cafe.

2420
02:22:06,700 --> 02:22:08,020
Skellington, thank you very much.

2421
02:22:08,700 --> 02:22:10,360
We need to get away from these guys.

2422
02:22:10,520 --> 02:22:13,220
These are fucking not nice lads.

2423
02:22:13,620 --> 02:22:15,120
We've dealt with them a few times.

2424
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:21,460
But it'd be futile to deal with them now when we're so low on shutzpah.

2425
02:22:22,080 --> 02:22:24,060
John Wayne, thanks very much for the shutzpah.

2426
02:22:28,380 --> 02:22:29,000
Go on.

2427
02:22:32,000 --> 02:22:33,260
You'd jump through, wouldn't you?

2428
02:22:33,320 --> 02:22:33,920
Why have they...

2429
02:22:33,920 --> 02:22:35,180
Why have they introduced...

2430
02:22:35,180 --> 02:22:36,880
Smash mechanic?

2431
02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:39,180
And then neglected to...

2432
02:22:39,800 --> 02:22:41,580
Allow the character to go through?

2433
02:22:50,880 --> 02:22:51,520
Shatter...

2434
02:22:51,520 --> 02:22:55,360
Fuck, I smashed it before I could see the poster close up.

2435
02:22:55,420 --> 02:22:56,920
It said, shatter your life.

2436
02:22:57,120 --> 02:22:58,840
And then a picture of a tortured soul.

2437
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:01,220
Plenty of tortured souls in this game.

2438
02:23:01,540 --> 02:23:03,080
Nick D, thank you very much.

2439
02:23:03,220 --> 02:23:04,480
And John Wayne.

2440
02:23:13,000 --> 02:23:13,920
What the fuck?

2441
02:23:14,920 --> 02:23:18,640
I thought someone was behind me right there at that moment in time.

2442
02:23:25,240 --> 02:23:31,080
Oh, at this moment in time, I can quite unequivocally say...

2443
02:23:31,080 --> 02:23:36,380
This is the most demonic season I've ever seen.

2444
02:23:36,380 --> 02:23:40,120
It's the most demonic start to a season I've ever seen.

2445
02:23:42,540 --> 02:23:43,100
Bye.

2446
02:23:45,300 --> 02:23:46,180
Thanks for that.

2447
02:23:46,180 --> 02:23:46,180
Thanks for that.

2448
02:23:46,180 --> 02:23:46,220
Thanks for that.

2449
02:23:47,380 --> 02:23:47,860
Gary.

2450
02:23:49,600 --> 02:23:50,600
Yeah, need to, uh...

2451
02:23:50,600 --> 02:23:54,480
Need to be a bit quicker on that whole interchange.

2452
02:23:54,920 --> 02:23:56,140
Yeah, but it's rusty, you know?

2453
02:23:56,260 --> 02:23:59,640
I need to break my rusty cage, so to speak, because it's been a while.

2454
02:24:00,640 --> 02:24:01,140
Nah.

2455
02:24:01,140 --> 02:24:04,800
So you can't get into the fucking cafe.

2456
02:24:05,100 --> 02:24:07,020
I need a coin from somewhere.

2457
02:24:07,180 --> 02:24:10,560
There's another place, maybe across the road from Neely's.

2458
02:24:10,600 --> 02:24:11,440
Did you try there?

2459
02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:11,900
No.

2460
02:24:12,260 --> 02:24:13,020
Try there.

2461
02:24:13,240 --> 02:24:14,240
Okay.

2462
02:24:34,280 --> 02:24:36,280
Giga... Giga computer!

2463
02:24:38,240 --> 02:24:40,240
No? It's not gonna work.

2464
02:24:41,240 --> 02:24:46,240
Uh, Braap Zanagan. Thank you very much. Map. Map Zanagan.

2465
02:24:52,240 --> 02:24:55,240
Do they come after you when you're reading a map?

2466
02:24:56,240 --> 02:24:58,240
Happy Burger.

2467
02:24:58,240 --> 02:25:00,240
Saul Street Apartments.

2468
02:25:03,240 --> 02:25:05,240
Better call Saul.

2469
02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,240
Can you go in here?

2470
02:25:07,240 --> 02:25:13,240
Even though there's no way of going into most of these buildings, I still like to check everything very thoroughly.

2471
02:25:13,240 --> 02:25:19,240
It's not a stream-friendly approach to playing the game, but it definitely eases my mind.

2472
02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:34,240
The white scarf and the piano, truly a sensual and smooth backdrop to this horrific situation, says Braap Zanagan.

2473
02:25:35,240 --> 02:25:36,240
Well, it's...

2474
02:25:36,240 --> 02:25:41,240
It's a towel. It's actually a fucking green... an off-green towel. A-a-a kind of a...

2475
02:25:42,240 --> 02:25:44,240
What would you call that? Pastel green.

2476
02:25:46,240 --> 02:25:48,240
It's just not reading because of the chromatic...

2477
02:25:49,240 --> 02:25:51,240
effect on the fucking web-cam.

2478
02:25:52,240 --> 02:25:53,240
Fuck.

2479
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:55,240
I'm feeling...

2480
02:25:56,240 --> 02:25:58,240
I'm feeling a little bit fucking...

2481
02:25:58,240 --> 02:25:59,240
like I'm ready for this cunt.

2482
02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,240
See that?

2483
02:26:08,240 --> 02:26:09,240
Lovely bit of dodge 'em.

2484
02:26:13,240 --> 02:26:14,240
Fucking Braap Zanagan.

2485
02:26:15,240 --> 02:26:16,240
These fucking Braap Zanagan.

2486
02:26:17,240 --> 02:26:18,240
What?

2487
02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:19,240
Yes!

2488
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,240
What?

2489
02:26:20,240 --> 02:26:21,240
What?

2490
02:26:21,240 --> 02:26:22,240
You're not a close, I'm not.

2491
02:26:23,240 --> 02:26:24,240
You're not a close, I'm not.

2492
02:26:24,240 --> 02:26:25,240
Game game.

2493
02:26:26,240 --> 02:26:27,240
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2494
02:26:27,240 --> 02:26:29,240
Handheld gaming devices.

2495
02:26:30,240 --> 02:26:31,240
See that? Took no damage.

2496
02:26:32,240 --> 02:26:34,240
No quarter given.

2497
02:26:36,240 --> 02:26:41,240
And what's that? A note.

2498
02:26:42,240 --> 02:26:44,240
We're inside the Saul apartments now.

2499
02:26:45,240 --> 02:26:47,240
Uh, we've got a bit of static on the wire.

2500
02:26:47,240 --> 02:26:49,240
There could be a fucking dodge 'em.

2501
02:26:50,240 --> 02:26:51,240
Knocking around.

2502
02:26:53,240 --> 02:26:55,240
He's so... he's silent now, hey!

2503
02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:58,240
Says Mark.

2504
02:27:01,240 --> 02:27:02,240
Lot of laughs there for that one.

2505
02:27:04,240 --> 02:27:06,240
And there we have a number one.

2506
02:27:08,240 --> 02:27:09,240
Well that's... that's us.

2507
02:27:09,240 --> 02:27:09,240
Huh?

2508
02:27:10,240 --> 02:27:11,240
I don't understand.

2509
02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:11,240
It's just a map.

2510
02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:13,240
It tells us where to save the game.

2511
02:27:14,240 --> 02:27:15,240
Keys are in that room there.

2512
02:27:16,240 --> 02:27:17,240
Should find a coin in this apartment,

2513
02:27:17,240 --> 02:27:18,240
but we need to find health.

2514
02:27:19,240 --> 02:27:19,240
Very soon-ish.

2515
02:27:22,240 --> 02:27:23,240
It is getting dodgy as well.

2516
02:27:24,240 --> 02:27:25,240
I don't have that sting.

2517
02:27:27,240 --> 02:27:28,240
Hang on.

2518
02:27:28,240 --> 02:27:29,240
Hang on.

2519
02:27:30,240 --> 02:27:30,240
Can we not just...

2520
02:27:30,240 --> 02:27:31,240
Can we not just...

2521
02:27:31,240 --> 02:27:32,240
Can we not take that map then?

2522
02:27:32,240 --> 02:27:32,240
Huh?

2523
02:27:33,240 --> 02:27:36,240
Does it not take...

2524
02:27:36,240 --> 02:27:38,240
Does it give you the map inside your maps?

2525
02:27:39,240 --> 02:27:40,240
Doesn't give you the map.

2526
02:27:41,240 --> 02:27:42,240
Fucking hell.

2527
02:27:42,240 --> 02:27:42,240
Spider, look.

2528
02:27:42,240 --> 02:27:43,240
He's rubbish.

2529
02:27:43,240 --> 02:27:44,240
He's rubbish.

2530
02:27:44,240 --> 02:27:45,240
He was rubbish.

2531
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:46,240
He was rubbish.

2532
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:46,240
He was rubbish.

2533
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:46,240
He was a waste of time, that lad.

2534
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:47,240
We push this, do we?

2535
02:27:47,240 --> 02:27:48,240
Go on.

2536
02:27:48,240 --> 02:28:08,760
Spider, look. He's rubbish. He's rubbish. He was rubbish. He was a waste of time, that

2537
02:28:08,760 --> 02:28:15,760
lad. We push this, do we? Go on.

2538
02:28:15,760 --> 02:28:33,360
Is that a dead fucking body in the... very fucking dark. Lot of torment. Ned Jelly, thank you

2539
02:28:33,360 --> 02:28:41,920
very much. Favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Perrin, thank you very much as well. Favourite

2540
02:28:41,920 --> 02:28:51,840
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I think it was Donatello. Purple, purple blind because I got the purple

2541
02:28:51,840 --> 02:29:07,920
fucking blind. Every fucking studio. Yeah, Donatello. Don't know what that information does for you,

2542
02:29:07,920 --> 02:29:17,840
but fair play. Thanks very much for the tip. And Eddie Goro. Thank you very much. Apartment 5 left his key. Says there's a leak from upstairs.

2543
02:29:17,840 --> 02:29:27,760
Gotta check it out. Nothing on the back. The flip mechanic. It's only been useful once.

2544
02:29:27,760 --> 02:29:41,760
I'm hoping for some... fortuitous flip action at some stage in the not too distant future because we've been coming up short. A lot of these notes. A lot of these things. I flipped them over. There's fucking nothing on the back.

2545
02:29:41,760 --> 02:29:49,680
I'm going to be able to go.

2546
02:29:49,680 --> 02:29:55,680
It's upstairs. It'd be handy to find the fucking staircase to be honest with you. I can't fucking see where I'm going half the time.

2547
02:29:55,680 --> 02:30:03,600
I can't see where I'm going half the time.

2548
02:30:03,600 --> 02:30:13,520
We're the classic agnostic guys. Another note. Let's use our flip mechanic. Thank you very much there, Gridrain7401 for your absolutely devilish 666.

2549
02:30:13,520 --> 02:30:23,440
Which is actually a lucky number in China. I'm speaking to a Chinese, a real Chinese person recently and they said that 666 is a lucky number in China.

2550
02:30:23,440 --> 02:30:33,440
When I saw this release, first thing I thought was if there's one thing that'll bring Higgy Smalls out of the woodwork, it's a PS2 horror remake. Glad I was right. WB.

2551
02:30:33,440 --> 02:30:45,840
Which maybe means write back, does it? Gridrain. I can't write. It's not a chat app where I can say thank you. Or maybe you just meant WB William Butler. No even Yates at the end of it.

2552
02:30:49,360 --> 02:31:03,440
Willey Buttles. Relivmid. Oh, so we're in the pharmacy. It's where we needed to go to. Relivmid by 3. Beralmin times 3. Zalprasonex. Imatnelemid.

2553
02:31:04,080 --> 02:31:10,100
So it doesn't really matter if I can read the fucking thing. I've just got to comprehend it.

2554
02:31:13,700 --> 02:31:31,140
Ok, so I've comprehended that. You know, what does it all mean though? I'm just going to take a photograph of this. Using the phone here so I can recall the numbers or digits in the event of some sort of numerical puzzle. Let's give this a lash.

2555
02:31:37,140 --> 02:31:38,660
Zalpraxen is after you.

2556
02:31:38,660 --> 02:31:51,540
Zalpraxen is after you. You've been sniffing cupernol again, have you? You've been on the lacquer.

2557
02:31:53,540 --> 02:31:58,900
Trying to syringe... That's it. Lovely bit of gear. Right into the fucking shoulder.

2558
02:32:02,260 --> 02:32:04,260
Zalpraxen is after you. Huh.

2559
02:32:14,980 --> 02:32:18,580
Ok, so we still have unfinished business inside this gaff up the stairs.

2560
02:32:21,380 --> 02:32:26,820
Bit of pep in the step after the, uh... Oh, we've got a spider lurking around. Let's take care of this guy.

2561
02:32:26,820 --> 02:32:38,440
I love this stuff, he's fuckin' no more of a- they're a woodlouse, that lad. He's- he

2562
02:32:38,440 --> 02:32:45,000
had no bite in him, he had no pep in his step. Well, you know there's gonna be something

2563
02:32:45,000 --> 02:32:50,800
creepin' around the next corner here, it's gonna get fuckin' dodgy enough. If in doubt,

2564
02:32:50,800 --> 02:33:00,020
flake it out. I'm armed with a heavily fuckin' nailed flakestick. And another crawl space

2565
02:33:00,020 --> 02:33:05,680
as well. Let's get inside that without checking what's around the corner. Well done. Smart

2566
02:33:05,680 --> 02:33:15,740
man is James. And this is spooky, it's the unused dress, the un- the unworn coat. The, uh, the

2567
02:33:15,740 --> 02:33:22,740
jacket that never was. And that's opened us up into the corridor of paint. Back to the

2568
02:33:22,740 --> 02:33:39,020
kitchen. Zero there. Let's stick the TV on. Nothin' there, another note. I'm certain now, it's coming

2569
02:33:39,020 --> 02:33:51,080
from that apartment. I fucked it up. I couldn't even see the chords. I keep telling them why

2570
02:33:51,080 --> 02:33:56,360
won't they do something? It's unbearable. It's fuckin' unbearable. I can feel it seepin' into

2571
02:33:56,360 --> 02:34:05,360
the skin, pushing into the lungs. Thanks very much, Steph, for the tip there. Flip that. Nothin'

2572
02:34:05,360 --> 02:34:11,500
again. Another waste of a flip. I think I'm gonna write an email to Bloober tomorrow morning

2573
02:34:11,500 --> 02:34:18,500
when I wake up. See, why didn't you implement the flip more? I might even send them a voice

2574
02:34:18,500 --> 02:34:18,500
note, MP3 file attached, so they can play that. Linkin' flip, crawling in my gaff. What was the point

2575
02:34:18,500 --> 02:34:32,900
send them a voice note mp3 file attached so they can play that. Lincoln Flip crawling in my gaff.

2576
02:34:35,400 --> 02:34:41,020
What was the point of this room? I didn't even comprehend anything inside there other than the

2577
02:34:41,020 --> 02:34:47,000
note and it's... What the fuck did the note say? I'm certain now it's coming up from the apartment

2578
02:34:47,000 --> 02:34:51,400
upstairs. I keep telling them why won't they do something? It's unbearable. I can feel it seeping

2579
02:34:51,400 --> 02:34:57,160
into my skin. Oh, it's stuff crossed out. So we've got something there. It's a note on empty,

2580
02:34:57,260 --> 02:35:02,780
probably written by one of the tenants. I'm certain now it's coming from the apartment.

2581
02:35:02,960 --> 02:35:09,840
I keep telling them why won't they do something? It's unbearable. I mean, you're not going to make

2582
02:35:09,840 --> 02:35:15,100
out what's written underneath the scribbles. It doesn't even look like there's anything underneath

2583
02:35:15,500 --> 02:35:21,400
scribbles. They might just be selling as a pup with the scribbles. Apartment five left his key.

2584
02:35:21,500 --> 02:35:24,460
Says there's a leak from upstairs. Yeah.

2585
02:35:29,340 --> 02:35:42,460
another glance at this one again. Look, I didn't, I don't know what got into me. Just started smashing the fucking thing. Had to throw him. Anonymous. Thank you very much. He ran off. Crying he'd fix everything. I gathered what I could still haven't found one of the buttons.

2586
02:35:44,380 --> 02:36:05,980
Half the records still lodged inside. Aye, sure. We know that. Then figure it must take, I think it did work. Yeah, we know that. But he lives, he lives at Sol. I have the key to apartment nine. The town is full of monsters. Macphail. Thank you very much. How can you sit there and eat stream? I don't know.

2587
02:36:06,380 --> 02:36:34,380
But thanks for the tip. That has to be said. It was a very fortuitous tip for me to receive on this, the eve of my entry into apartment five, Sol apartments. Bit of a watershed moment right now. As we head into the apartment. If you're still here after how many hours of streamage? Two and a half. Fair pleasure. If you're not, then.

2588
02:36:34,380 --> 02:37:02,580
Very well-timed Tom Cruise tip there from your man as I was about to level negative accusations at those who have left the stream. I was about to say, why are you leaving when I've been on the phone to every fucking studio at night? Insurance companies and producers. Thank you very much there, TomDs, for the tip.

2589
02:37:03,380 --> 02:37:23,740
So we're about to enter the unknown. What lurks beyond therein? We don't know. But what we do know is that something's gonna happen. Apartment key. Let's use this. Spooky gaff.

2590
02:37:28,380 --> 02:37:47,620
Someone's done a job in the shitter. I mean, even though there's no job inside the pool at the bottom, it hasn't been cleaned in a long time. Just even a fucking squirt of bleach once a month. It's all it takes. It's amazing, though. Some people just don't understand that.

2591
02:37:48,920 --> 02:37:52,640
But, uh, you do have to fucking learn that the hard way as well as I did, you know.

2592
02:37:53,140 --> 02:37:59,040
Known to Gardee. Thank you very much. Just pop it to remind you. Remind me to do it. Remind Tommy to take his Centrum tablet today.

2593
02:37:59,100 --> 02:37:59,860
He's lost a guise.

2594
02:38:01,000 --> 02:38:02,380
Well, he can't because...

2595
02:38:02,380 --> 02:38:02,720
Um...

2596
02:38:02,720 --> 02:38:06,920
He's over 50, so he can't take those. He has to take some sort of fucking...

2597
02:38:07,920 --> 02:38:10,140
...senior pill.

2598
02:38:10,580 --> 02:38:11,900
Thank you very much, McPhail.

2599
02:38:12,860 --> 02:38:14,640
For your, uh, tip there.

2600
02:38:15,140 --> 02:38:18,020
He said, the rumors of my death were simply peddled lies.

2601
02:38:18,840 --> 02:38:19,760
Thank you very much...

2602
02:38:20,580 --> 02:38:21,840
...for that. And indeed they were.

2603
02:38:29,260 --> 02:38:29,740
Okay.

2604
02:38:31,280 --> 02:38:32,600
I'm in apartment 5.

2605
02:38:33,080 --> 02:38:37,520
Seems to be little for doing inside the gaff and no...

2606
02:38:37,520 --> 02:38:39,900
Nothing jumping out at me here.

2607
02:38:39,960 --> 02:38:41,260
There's nothing really...

2608
02:38:41,260 --> 02:38:44,140
Yeah.

2609
02:38:58,140 --> 02:39:04,220
Classic agnostic guides. Black Tom. Thank you very much.

2610
02:39:24,220 --> 02:39:26,940
Have you heard that now? There's a new sound.

2611
02:39:26,940 --> 02:39:28,220
Ooh...

2612
02:39:28,220 --> 02:39:29,220
Ooh...

2613
02:39:29,220 --> 02:39:30,220
Ooh...

2614
02:39:30,220 --> 02:39:31,220
Ooh...

2615
02:39:31,220 --> 02:39:32,220
Ooh...

2616
02:39:32,220 --> 02:39:33,220
Ooh...

2617
02:39:33,220 --> 02:39:33,220
Ooh...

2618
02:39:33,220 --> 02:39:33,220
Ooh...

2619
02:39:33,220 --> 02:39:34,680
It's a new one.

2620
02:39:35,200 --> 02:39:37,980
I'm on the phone with every f***ing studio at night.

2621
02:39:38,820 --> 02:39:39,740
Insurance company.

2622
02:39:41,340 --> 02:39:41,700
Producer.

2623
02:39:43,740 --> 02:39:46,420
Thank you very much there, Ron Shivers.

2624
02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:48,640
Or Anonymous, I beg your pardon.

2625
02:39:48,800 --> 02:39:49,680
But Ron Shivers.

2626
02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:51,760
Can you play some Blink-182 for my...

2627
02:39:51,760 --> 02:39:52,660
That Higgins isn't simple.

2628
02:39:52,760 --> 02:39:54,220
Thank you very much, Ryan.

2629
02:39:54,420 --> 02:39:55,360
Sorry, I called you Ron.

2630
02:39:55,820 --> 02:39:57,100
Um...

2631
02:39:57,100 --> 02:40:01,080
I don't have any f***ing Blink-182 in my arsenal.

2632
02:40:05,100 --> 02:40:08,260
We've a disturbing note here.

2633
02:40:08,260 --> 02:40:08,740
And...

2634
02:40:08,740 --> 02:40:12,880
Then she came and washed it all away.

2635
02:40:13,380 --> 02:40:15,680
It all started to make sense again.

2636
02:40:17,380 --> 02:40:19,360
It's this place.

2637
02:40:19,360 --> 02:40:21,720
I can't fight it.

2638
02:40:22,320 --> 02:40:23,820
Gotta get my head straight.

2639
02:40:24,440 --> 02:40:26,960
Quick stop at Texan, and then we're out of here.

2640
02:40:35,660 --> 02:40:37,120
Stop off at Texaco there.

2641
02:40:37,500 --> 02:40:38,080
Get petrol.

2642
02:40:39,220 --> 02:40:40,160
Get a few snacks.

2643
02:40:40,160 --> 02:40:42,380
Bellin' a lax.

2644
02:40:48,320 --> 02:40:49,120
Here we go.

2645
02:40:49,560 --> 02:40:49,960
Something.

2646
02:40:50,960 --> 02:40:52,540
Get ready for something loud here.

2647
02:40:52,600 --> 02:40:53,260
Watch your ears.

2648
02:40:53,420 --> 02:40:53,960
Smelly arse.

2649
02:40:54,000 --> 02:40:54,700
Thanks for the tip.

2650
02:41:07,440 --> 02:41:18,200
Thank you very much, Groovy Tom, there.

2651
02:41:18,200 --> 02:41:19,560
For the tip.

2652
02:41:19,560 --> 02:41:21,520
It's a very tense scenario.

2653
02:41:21,660 --> 02:41:22,600
Now it's...

2654
02:41:22,600 --> 02:41:26,380
Some sort of glory hole situation, and...

2655
02:41:26,380 --> 02:41:27,520
Already...

2656
02:41:27,520 --> 02:41:33,880
The fearless James Sunderland, with many problems in his mind, decides to go full throttle.

2657
02:41:35,020 --> 02:41:36,820
Be careful what you wish for, James.

2658
02:41:37,300 --> 02:41:38,620
You might just grab it.

2659
02:41:42,940 --> 02:41:44,320
Hopefully it's not a stinker.

2660
02:41:46,480 --> 02:41:47,600
Straight in, look at him.

2661
02:41:47,880 --> 02:41:48,900
No monkey business.

2662
02:41:49,100 --> 02:41:49,940
No fucking around.

2663
02:41:54,100 --> 02:41:55,360
No even glove.

2664
02:41:55,780 --> 02:41:56,760
No even glove.

2665
02:41:56,820 --> 02:41:58,020
And look at how clean his hand were.

2666
02:41:58,060 --> 02:42:00,040
You heard this succulent squelch.

2667
02:42:00,880 --> 02:42:03,060
But his hand is as dry as a bone.

2668
02:42:03,780 --> 02:42:09,560
I, for one, will be penning a strongly worded letter to Bloober team in the morning, when

2669
02:42:09,560 --> 02:42:10,380
I wake up.

2670
02:42:11,700 --> 02:42:12,260
Handwritten.

2671
02:42:12,980 --> 02:42:15,640
Should reach Poland in less than a week.

2672
02:42:17,100 --> 02:42:19,800
And it says number two on a little block.

2673
02:42:20,880 --> 02:42:22,520
Shafeyfan 420.

2674
02:42:22,620 --> 02:42:23,640
Thank you very much there.

2675
02:42:26,120 --> 02:42:28,260
Just gonna keep doing this with the number two.

2676
02:42:29,760 --> 02:42:30,560
There we go.

2677
02:42:31,480 --> 02:42:32,900
And another one for good measure.

2678
02:42:33,020 --> 02:42:33,880
And another up.

2679
02:42:34,460 --> 02:42:35,680
And a final down.

2680
02:42:36,060 --> 02:42:37,060
And another up.

2681
02:42:38,100 --> 02:42:39,520
And one more down as well.

2682
02:42:40,240 --> 02:42:41,060
But it said rotate.

2683
02:42:42,060 --> 02:42:43,720
That's the jukebox button, baby.

2684
02:42:44,040 --> 02:42:45,820
That's what we needed to play our tunes.

2685
02:42:46,240 --> 02:42:48,600
Down in Neely's Barn Lounge.

2686
02:42:49,080 --> 02:42:49,440
Downtown.

2687
02:42:50,100 --> 02:42:52,040
Let's just have a quick look and see what we've got.

2688
02:42:52,340 --> 02:42:52,760
Else.

2689
02:42:53,260 --> 02:42:54,620
We investigate that button.

2690
02:42:55,280 --> 02:42:56,000
And we rotated.

2691
02:42:56,180 --> 02:42:56,700
Oh, we did it.

2692
02:42:57,040 --> 02:42:58,140
We did all the rotation.

2693
02:42:58,140 --> 02:43:00,340
That's all we needed to do.

2694
02:43:04,900 --> 02:43:07,480
Again, just a squeeze once a month.

2695
02:43:07,480 --> 02:43:11,820
And you can buy that in the shop very cheaply.

2696
02:43:12,020 --> 02:43:12,860
Very cheaply.

2697
02:43:13,720 --> 02:43:14,180
Bleach.

2698
02:43:15,760 --> 02:43:16,060
I mean.

2699
02:43:16,720 --> 02:43:17,720
And the droning.

2700
02:43:17,880 --> 02:43:20,240
It's beginning to really get loudier in my mind.

2701
02:43:20,280 --> 02:43:21,060
And my earbuds.

2702
02:43:21,540 --> 02:43:22,100
Earpods.

2703
02:43:22,160 --> 02:43:23,520
Ear muffs.

2704
02:43:24,500 --> 02:43:25,140
Earpads.

2705
02:43:25,880 --> 02:43:28,960
It feels like you're living in a fucking headache.

2706
02:43:29,200 --> 02:43:30,180
In the game as well.

2707
02:43:31,220 --> 02:43:33,400
I'm fucking giving myself a headache talking.

2708
02:43:35,180 --> 02:43:37,220
But it's all part of the fucking charm.

2709
02:43:37,220 --> 02:43:40,560
We also know there are known unknowns.

2710
02:43:40,560 --> 02:43:42,080
Welcome back, Frank.

2711
02:43:42,160 --> 02:43:45,020
Thank you very much to Rumsfeld there.

2712
02:43:46,760 --> 02:43:49,720
And a happy belated birthday to Stuart Shafay.

2713
02:43:49,820 --> 02:43:51,140
Says Shafayfan420.

2714
02:43:51,280 --> 02:43:52,560
It was a sturdy 86.

2715
02:43:53,020 --> 02:43:53,560
Unbelievable.

2716
02:43:54,560 --> 02:43:55,820
What a powerhouse of a man.

2717
02:43:58,920 --> 02:44:06,260
And I don't lie to you when I say I genuinely had a dream about Computer Chronicles last night.

2718
02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:08,720
And felt like I...

2719
02:44:09,460 --> 02:44:11,380
Just, you know, when you don't really...

2720
02:44:11,380 --> 02:44:13,800
You wake up and you don't realize it's a dream.

2721
02:44:14,220 --> 02:44:15,980
I was feeling very frustrated thinking,

2722
02:44:16,260 --> 02:44:19,760
What episode of fucking Computer Chronicles was that again?

2723
02:44:21,260 --> 02:44:22,840
I was thinking, am I losing my mind?

2724
02:44:22,900 --> 02:44:24,280
Is it like early onset dementia?

2725
02:44:24,420 --> 02:44:25,720
And then I realized that...

2726
02:44:25,720 --> 02:44:26,580
Okay, it was a dream.

2727
02:44:26,760 --> 02:44:29,660
Maybe it wasn't a real episode I was dreaming about.

2728
02:44:29,720 --> 02:44:33,600
It was just like an amalgamation of different Shafay bits and pieces.

2729
02:44:34,600 --> 02:44:35,700
Nothing there anyway.

2730
02:44:35,860 --> 02:44:36,900
Ladder over here.

2731
02:44:37,040 --> 02:44:37,780
On a pallet.

2732
02:44:39,280 --> 02:44:40,400
A lovely pallet.

2733
02:44:40,460 --> 02:44:41,140
That pallet would be...

2734
02:44:42,140 --> 02:44:42,700
Really...

2735
02:44:42,700 --> 02:44:45,120
It would go down well in the north.

2736
02:44:45,420 --> 02:44:46,520
Around July.

2737
02:44:47,100 --> 02:44:48,340
That's all I can say about it.

2738
02:44:49,980 --> 02:44:52,020
Those things are like gold dust.

2739
02:44:56,600 --> 02:44:57,940
Thank you very much there.

2740
02:44:58,480 --> 02:44:58,960
Ropes.

2741
02:45:01,300 --> 02:45:03,240
Nothing around these fucking bins.

2742
02:45:03,620 --> 02:45:04,900
Nothing inside there.

2743
02:45:05,160 --> 02:45:05,860
Let's get out of here.

2744
02:45:19,480 --> 02:45:20,000
Neelys.

2745
02:45:20,140 --> 02:45:21,720
We're heading over to Neelys there.

2746
02:45:22,580 --> 02:45:24,000
We have a button for the juker.

2747
02:45:27,140 --> 02:45:29,840
We're going rocking the juker down Neelys.

2748
02:45:32,520 --> 02:45:33,620
Came for the stew.

2749
02:45:34,080 --> 02:45:35,300
Stayed for the juker.

2750
02:45:36,160 --> 02:45:37,560
That Higgins isn't simple.

2751
02:45:38,200 --> 02:45:38,980
Tip hard man.

2752
02:45:39,040 --> 02:45:39,760
Thanks very much.

2753
02:45:41,600 --> 02:45:43,220
You still need a coin, remember?

2754
02:45:43,420 --> 02:45:44,120
Texan cafe.

2755
02:45:44,700 --> 02:45:45,020
Really?

2756
02:45:45,260 --> 02:45:46,120
Good man yourself.

2757
02:45:46,260 --> 02:45:46,920
Stephen Murphy.

2758
02:45:47,660 --> 02:45:50,200
Is Stephen Murphy the brand new flood?

2759
02:45:51,060 --> 02:45:51,980
Flood and Rogers.

2760
02:45:53,260 --> 02:45:54,520
Let's stick that...

2761
02:45:54,520 --> 02:45:57,420
Over there on the twoser.

2762
02:45:58,520 --> 02:46:01,220
Okay, the juker is fucking replete with a twoser.

2763
02:46:01,220 --> 02:46:04,920
Now we just need to lob a coin job into the slot badger.

2764
02:46:05,920 --> 02:46:07,220
Which is a brass-eyism.

2765
02:46:08,380 --> 02:46:12,060
Should I watch somebody upscale the entire series of fucking brass-eye?

2766
02:46:12,260 --> 02:46:12,800
On YouTube.

2767
02:46:12,800 --> 02:46:14,720
There's a channel called Couch Tripper.

2768
02:46:16,480 --> 02:46:22,800
I don't know how he's getting away with it, but he's upscaled and uploaded entire series of DVDs.

2769
02:46:24,360 --> 02:46:25,700
Of comedy series.

2770
02:46:26,480 --> 02:46:30,420
And they're not being taken down, so I'd advise you to fucking watch them.

2771
02:46:30,500 --> 02:46:34,700
And maybe if you've got to download them onto a fucking hard drive.

2772
02:46:34,740 --> 02:46:38,840
Because you're not going to get that quality upscale from anywhere else yourself.

2773
02:46:39,100 --> 02:46:39,340
Like, you know?

2774
02:46:40,180 --> 02:46:42,020
This cunt is crawling around.

2775
02:46:42,140 --> 02:46:42,600
That's simple.

2776
02:46:42,640 --> 02:46:42,820
Sorry.

2777
02:46:43,740 --> 02:46:44,820
Can I take out my...

2778
02:46:44,820 --> 02:46:52,680
Does anyone know if I can take out my map whilst under siege by demonic presences?

2779
02:46:52,680 --> 02:46:55,540
Or is it a fucking busted flush doing that?

2780
02:47:02,100 --> 02:47:03,120
Does anybody know?

2781
02:47:03,660 --> 02:47:07,680
I mean, I could try, but I mean, if I try that and get attacked...

2782
02:47:07,680 --> 02:47:08,700
Yeah, you can, says Dan.

2783
02:47:09,100 --> 02:47:10,140
Man, thank you very much.

2784
02:47:10,460 --> 02:47:12,160
Computer Bionicles, thanks very much.

2785
02:47:12,220 --> 02:47:13,100
And National Bread.

2786
02:47:14,040 --> 02:47:18,580
Very, very kind to have a fresh slice of National Bread with us tonight.

2787
02:47:18,840 --> 02:47:20,540
And Gerry Mandarin as well, thank you very much.

2788
02:47:20,540 --> 02:47:22,520
And Tupo as well, thank you very much.

2789
02:47:22,520 --> 02:47:26,200
For your tip and a few tips that you sent when I was gone.

2790
02:47:27,460 --> 02:47:29,840
This goes towards buying a better headset, says Tip.

2791
02:47:29,920 --> 02:47:30,840
This is a great headset.

2792
02:47:31,060 --> 02:47:37,100
I don't know if you ever noticed I had a beautiful job for Warzone for the real hardcore gaming sessions.

2793
02:47:37,240 --> 02:47:41,500
But this, both scenarios, been with me since 2013.

2794
02:47:42,340 --> 02:47:46,480
And I've just had to replace the earpads on it once.

2795
02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:49,200
Off of Amazon.

2796
02:47:50,880 --> 02:47:52,880
It's great, it's great, it's light, it folds up.

2797
02:47:52,880 --> 02:47:54,020
It does the trick.

2798
02:47:54,660 --> 02:47:56,880
So we can get our map out here.

2799
02:47:58,140 --> 02:48:00,880
We might even give Mary's letter if I can...

2800
02:48:01,600 --> 02:48:02,120
An eye.

2801
02:48:03,200 --> 02:48:04,080
Let's read it.

2802
02:48:04,340 --> 02:48:05,720
In my restless dreams.

2803
02:48:05,720 --> 02:48:05,720
In my restless dreams.

2804
02:48:05,720 --> 02:48:07,720
In my...

2805
02:48:07,720 --> 02:48:12,940
Restless dreams.

2806
02:48:15,120 --> 02:48:17,000
I see that town.

2807
02:48:19,880 --> 02:48:21,120
Silent Hill.

2808
02:48:23,460 --> 02:48:26,700
You promised me you'd take me there again someday.

2809
02:48:27,220 --> 02:48:28,160
But you never did.

2810
02:48:29,860 --> 02:48:31,660
Well, I'm alone there now.

2811
02:48:32,320 --> 02:48:34,380
In our special place in commas.

2812
02:48:35,560 --> 02:48:36,360
Waiting for you.

2813
02:48:39,240 --> 02:48:40,240
And there she is.

2814
02:48:40,380 --> 02:48:40,940
Lovely Mary.

2815
02:48:41,000 --> 02:48:42,280
Who actually looks like Angela.

2816
02:48:44,640 --> 02:48:46,820
And we can take that out whilst under siege.

2817
02:48:46,920 --> 02:48:48,320
We'll use our flip mechanic.

2818
02:48:48,780 --> 02:48:50,940
And flip all on the fucking back of it.

2819
02:48:51,640 --> 02:48:54,780
Who told me you could look at maps and cunts wouldn't attack me?

2820
02:48:58,180 --> 02:49:00,840
I'm just going to scroll back through the chat here to have a go at you.

2821
02:49:01,480 --> 02:49:02,140
Sorry there.

2822
02:49:02,900 --> 02:49:05,660
I don't usually take again anyone.

2823
02:49:05,880 --> 02:49:06,480
But I'm going to...

2824
02:49:06,480 --> 02:49:07,640
Dandman2k11.

2825
02:49:07,700 --> 02:49:08,860
I'm going to have to take again you.

2826
02:49:09,660 --> 02:49:10,780
What were you telling me?

2827
02:49:11,680 --> 02:49:12,720
He simply said,

2828
02:49:12,860 --> 02:49:13,640
You can, yeah.

2829
02:49:13,980 --> 02:49:15,160
I think that was a...

2830
02:49:15,160 --> 02:49:15,900
You can, yeah.

2831
02:49:16,020 --> 02:49:17,960
As in, let's just see if the idiot does it.

2832
02:49:18,280 --> 02:49:19,280
Yeah, well you got me there.

2833
02:49:19,560 --> 02:49:20,320
And I got attacked.

2834
02:49:20,580 --> 02:49:21,480
And it'll be your fault.

2835
02:49:21,760 --> 02:49:25,580
If we have to fucking repeat everything we've done in the last half an hour.

2836
02:49:26,500 --> 02:49:28,920
Which should be easy enough and fastly done as well.

2837
02:49:28,920 --> 02:49:31,260
Because I'm not going to be jabbering on.

2838
02:49:32,320 --> 02:49:33,560
Sensual piece of pudding.

2839
02:49:33,700 --> 02:49:35,520
Thank you very much for the flustered bush.

2840
02:49:36,360 --> 02:49:37,920
I hope you're getting busted flush.

2841
02:49:38,000 --> 02:49:38,620
I beg your pardon.

2842
02:49:38,620 --> 02:49:39,880
Thank you very much for that.

2843
02:49:42,760 --> 02:49:43,240
Resume.

2844
02:49:44,820 --> 02:49:45,220
Okay.

2845
02:49:50,100 --> 02:49:53,360
I'm going to have to get into Neely's and then study my math.

2846
02:49:56,540 --> 02:49:58,140
Every fucking studio at night.

2847
02:49:59,040 --> 02:49:59,980
Insurance companies.

2848
02:50:00,940 --> 02:50:01,540
Producers.

2849
02:50:03,540 --> 02:50:06,100
Yeah, I mean, call in your staff, motherfuckers.

2850
02:50:06,220 --> 02:50:07,420
Is that a better clip?

2851
02:50:07,520 --> 02:50:08,300
I need to...

2852
02:50:08,300 --> 02:50:09,360
That needs to be in there.

2853
02:50:10,480 --> 02:50:12,420
People who are actually working for you.

2854
02:50:14,440 --> 02:50:15,420
So there we go.

2855
02:50:15,500 --> 02:50:16,980
That's that current game saved.

2856
02:50:18,200 --> 02:50:19,220
We haven't found a gat.

2857
02:50:19,920 --> 02:50:21,600
Fox Moldy, if you mean a gun.

2858
02:50:22,060 --> 02:50:24,600
I know some people refer to cans as gats.

2859
02:50:25,720 --> 02:50:27,360
I think that might be a monsterism.

2860
02:50:28,640 --> 02:50:29,600
Grandpa monster.

2861
02:50:30,560 --> 02:50:32,140
And Lisa loves France.

2862
02:50:32,240 --> 02:50:33,500
Thank you very much for the tip.

2863
02:50:33,760 --> 02:50:34,740
Sensual piece of pudding.

2864
02:50:34,900 --> 02:50:35,800
Rumpled foreskin.

2865
02:50:35,900 --> 02:50:36,460
I missed you there.

2866
02:50:36,540 --> 02:50:37,520
Thanks very much for the tip.

2867
02:50:38,520 --> 02:50:39,540
And gerrymandering.

2868
02:50:39,540 --> 02:50:42,460
And stinging arse as well.

2869
02:50:43,400 --> 02:50:45,420
So we just get the map out.

2870
02:50:46,120 --> 02:50:48,100
And I will find our Mexican...

2871
02:50:48,100 --> 02:50:48,880
Is it the Mexican?

2872
02:50:49,020 --> 02:50:50,840
Someone told us to head to the Mexican restaurant.

2873
02:50:54,900 --> 02:51:01,800
Should I have found a torch?

2874
02:51:02,100 --> 02:51:03,080
Or a flashlight?

2875
02:51:03,800 --> 02:51:04,140
Yes.

2876
02:51:04,220 --> 02:51:04,420
Is this...

2877
02:51:06,420 --> 02:51:07,560
Am I missing this?

2878
02:51:09,820 --> 02:51:11,100
Lucky Jade restaurant.

2879
02:51:11,260 --> 02:51:11,940
Big J's.

2880
02:51:12,020 --> 02:51:12,700
African...

2881
02:51:12,700 --> 02:51:13,640
Oh, American Cafe.

2882
02:51:13,940 --> 02:51:14,800
Texan Cafe.

2883
02:51:15,900 --> 02:51:17,160
Circle around it now.

2884
02:51:17,640 --> 02:51:18,280
Texan Cafe.

2885
02:51:18,460 --> 02:51:19,380
Circle around it now.

2886
02:51:19,520 --> 02:51:20,420
Out of Neely's.

2887
02:51:20,480 --> 02:51:21,240
Head up to...

2888
02:51:21,240 --> 02:51:22,440
Past American Turn Right.

2889
02:51:23,040 --> 02:51:24,480
Keep going past Main Street.

2890
02:51:24,720 --> 02:51:26,100
And Texan Cafe on your right.

2891
02:51:26,700 --> 02:51:28,060
Sure it's not going to be that easy.

2892
02:51:28,160 --> 02:51:28,840
And there's going to be...

2893
02:51:28,840 --> 02:51:31,740
A nice amount of bad eggs.

2894
02:51:31,920 --> 02:51:33,160
Looking for business.

2895
02:51:33,280 --> 02:51:33,860
There's one there.

2896
02:51:33,960 --> 02:51:35,020
Looking for a bit of trade.

2897
02:51:35,740 --> 02:51:37,920
I only deal in fucking hammer blows.

2898
02:51:38,800 --> 02:51:40,220
If he wants to come...

2899
02:51:40,220 --> 02:51:42,400
I'm ready to open shop at any moment.

2900
02:51:45,400 --> 02:51:46,320
Tex-Mex.

2901
02:51:49,120 --> 02:51:50,560
Get the dips out, lads.

2902
02:51:50,840 --> 02:51:52,020
We're going Tex-Mexing.

2903
02:51:53,780 --> 02:51:54,840
Big J's.

2904
02:51:54,920 --> 02:51:56,140
Afrexican Cafe.

2905
02:52:01,620 --> 02:52:02,580
Look at this.

2906
02:52:02,960 --> 02:52:05,980
They still keep the dead bodies that you've done in.

2907
02:52:06,480 --> 02:52:08,780
And you can go back for seconds and thirds.

2908
02:52:11,340 --> 02:52:12,180
Lovely detail.

2909
02:52:13,260 --> 02:52:14,840
Just give this a fucking smash.

2910
02:52:15,140 --> 02:52:15,440
Why?

2911
02:52:15,820 --> 02:52:17,500
Just because I feel like smashing into someone.

2912
02:52:17,580 --> 02:52:19,760
Just to make myself feel good.

2913
02:52:20,080 --> 02:52:22,460
Don't know why I did a Geordi accent then, but...

2914
02:52:22,460 --> 02:52:27,260
Doing a cork accent off the bat when you've got a loud noise coming to the fucking headphones.

2915
02:52:27,940 --> 02:52:28,720
It's hit and miss.

2916
02:52:28,720 --> 02:52:30,340
It's a tricky scenario.

2917
02:52:30,340 --> 02:52:34,580
Gentlemen's style.

2918
02:52:34,800 --> 02:52:37,020
And a lovely swinging pair of sizers there.

2919
02:52:39,480 --> 02:52:41,400
The Lisbon Lions are after you.

2920
02:52:42,880 --> 02:52:43,940
Dermot Lophead.

2921
02:52:44,320 --> 02:52:45,000
How the...

2922
02:52:45,000 --> 02:52:46,800
How the bloody hell are ya?

2923
02:52:48,200 --> 02:52:48,640
D...

2924
02:52:48,640 --> 02:52:49,880
We in the DLP.

2925
02:52:50,340 --> 02:52:51,220
You know me.

2926
02:52:51,400 --> 02:52:52,220
We in the DLP.

2927
02:52:52,320 --> 02:52:53,600
Look at this sad sack.

2928
02:52:54,620 --> 02:52:55,620
Sad arse, look.

2929
02:52:56,380 --> 02:52:57,300
Fucking sad arse.

2930
02:52:57,640 --> 02:52:58,400
You're a sad arse.

2931
02:52:58,400 --> 02:52:59,420
You're a sad arse.

2932
02:52:59,580 --> 02:53:00,300
You're a sad arse.

2933
02:53:00,300 --> 02:53:11,640
Coming on Tuesday nights on Network 2, a brand new sitcom, Silent Hill 2.

2934
02:53:16,740 --> 02:53:19,760
It's a smash hit taking America by storm.

2935
02:53:20,320 --> 02:53:20,960
Fuck.

2936
02:53:22,100 --> 02:53:23,260
Wrong swing there.

2937
02:53:24,880 --> 02:53:27,880
Give him a bit of a crystal swing there after all that.

2938
02:53:28,960 --> 02:53:30,340
Bit of acupuncture.

2939
02:53:31,760 --> 02:53:35,220
Okay, we've another situation here with the barber's note.

2940
02:53:36,180 --> 02:53:40,760
I saw him again, or at least I think...

2941
02:53:40,760 --> 02:53:43,480
I saw him again, or at least I think so.

2942
02:53:43,780 --> 02:53:46,280
He says he didn't, but I don't know anymore.

2943
02:53:46,380 --> 02:53:47,040
I'm tired.

2944
02:53:47,580 --> 02:53:48,380
Can't find it.

2945
02:53:48,460 --> 02:53:49,040
Doesn't matter.

2946
02:53:49,340 --> 02:53:51,000
That scrape and noise again.

2947
02:53:51,000 --> 02:54:08,780
I can get the map going here.

2948
02:54:08,860 --> 02:54:11,320
It seems like a safe zone for mappage.

2949
02:54:13,320 --> 02:54:14,760
So I'm...

2950
02:54:14,760 --> 02:54:18,380
I need to turn around and Tex-Mex-In is down here.

2951
02:54:21,960 --> 02:54:23,980
Here we go, Tex-Mex Blues.

2952
02:54:25,360 --> 02:54:27,340
Open 8 till 5, Monday to Friday.

2953
02:54:30,160 --> 02:54:33,120
Spill the beans over an honest cup of coffee.

2954
02:54:33,680 --> 02:54:39,140
Thank you very much there, Prig, for the very kind-hearted and generous, generous tip.

2955
02:54:39,140 --> 02:54:51,120
Thank you very much for that.

2956
02:54:51,120 --> 02:54:51,140
Thank you very much for that.

2957
02:54:55,940 --> 02:54:59,780
Spill the beans over an honest cup of coffee.

2958
02:55:00,620 --> 02:55:01,460
Enjoy the moment.

2959
02:55:02,360 --> 02:55:05,000
Enjoy the memories, son of a bitch.

2960
02:55:05,000 --> 02:55:13,020
22 years.

2961
02:55:13,160 --> 02:55:13,840
Coffee unit.

2962
02:55:16,320 --> 02:55:18,120
Never ground a goddamn bean.

2963
02:55:19,320 --> 02:55:21,400
You did 22 years in the coffee unit.

2964
02:55:21,900 --> 02:55:22,560
They're right, huh?

2965
02:55:24,540 --> 02:55:28,060
This guy says you never ground a bean in your life, you piece of shit.

2966
02:55:29,220 --> 02:55:30,500
On vacation in Japan.

2967
02:55:30,800 --> 02:55:32,640
This is the best notification I could wake up to.

2968
02:55:32,700 --> 02:55:33,820
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2969
02:55:33,860 --> 02:55:35,040
You're only waking up in Japan.

2970
02:55:35,460 --> 02:55:36,720
Get with the program, Japan.

2971
02:55:37,040 --> 02:55:38,140
You're well ahead of time.

2972
02:55:38,180 --> 02:55:39,420
You're too far ahead of time.

2973
02:55:39,700 --> 02:55:41,080
You need to slow life down.

2974
02:55:42,820 --> 02:55:45,040
How do I get the key out of the fucking ignition here?

2975
02:55:48,320 --> 02:55:49,280
Oh, here we go.

2976
02:55:55,200 --> 02:55:55,560
Fuck.

2977
02:55:56,820 --> 02:55:57,960
Neely's Bar and Lounge.

2978
02:55:58,180 --> 02:55:58,740
2.99.

2979
02:56:00,080 --> 02:56:01,520
Man crawling on the ground.

2980
02:56:01,660 --> 02:56:02,400
He's going to die.

2981
02:56:02,400 --> 02:56:11,600
Can't help but feel as though we've missed another trick inside that fucking, uh, cafe Texan.

2982
02:56:13,000 --> 02:56:15,160
Also, it wasn't a Mexican Tex-Mex affair.

2983
02:56:15,240 --> 02:56:15,860
It was a cafe.

2984
02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:18,640
Ugh.

2985
02:56:18,640 --> 02:56:20,860
I wonder if I've missed anything in there.

2986
02:56:20,920 --> 02:56:23,060
I mean, I'd love to smash that guy's face in though.

2987
02:56:23,780 --> 02:56:24,020
No.

2988
02:56:26,900 --> 02:56:28,560
Can we smash from here or?

2989
02:56:30,980 --> 02:56:33,240
Can he get sick on me from the floor?

2990
02:56:33,240 --> 02:56:34,920
Or is he able for that?

2991
02:56:35,300 --> 02:56:36,760
Anonymous, thanks very much for the tip.

2992
02:56:37,700 --> 02:56:38,960
Is he able to get sick?

2993
02:56:42,080 --> 02:56:42,740
Fuck you.

2994
02:56:43,200 --> 02:56:44,100
Stamp on the cunt.

2995
02:56:46,780 --> 02:56:49,440
You're derailing me from my mission to the duker.

2996
02:56:58,380 --> 02:56:59,560
Don't worry, guys.

2997
02:56:59,640 --> 02:57:01,240
Got it all under control, okay?

2998
02:57:04,680 --> 02:57:05,340
Don't bother.

2999
02:57:06,820 --> 02:57:10,600
Just make sure we're, uh, we've not missed any bits or pieces here.

3000
02:57:10,600 --> 02:57:15,380
You never know, there could be a Skag Needle or a fucking, a bottle of fucking Pilly Willies.

3001
02:57:15,940 --> 02:57:18,140
That could do us good health.

3002
02:57:19,300 --> 02:57:19,940
In the future.

3003
02:57:25,940 --> 02:57:36,060
Let's move here.

3004
02:57:37,800 --> 02:57:38,800
What about the bean?

3005
02:57:38,880 --> 02:57:39,820
The coffee bean riddle.

3006
02:57:39,860 --> 02:57:40,660
Is that a bean riddle?

3007
02:57:40,660 --> 02:57:48,660
Or is it a fucking superfluous bit of fucking color added in to really make you feel like you're in a real environment?

3008
02:57:49,500 --> 02:57:50,160
We don't know.

3009
02:57:52,180 --> 02:57:56,780
But I definitely frequent that establishment for a cup of cha or cough.

3010
02:57:58,460 --> 02:58:00,620
But you gotta be careful with the caffeine.

3011
02:58:01,280 --> 02:58:04,880
It can certainly do a number on your intestines if you go hard on it.

3012
02:58:05,500 --> 02:58:13,460
As I found out to my detriment a few times, too many times for someone who knew that information the first time around.

3013
02:58:14,400 --> 02:58:21,740
I just need to put the public service announcement out there because I know there's a lot of people getting high on the legal high of coffee these days.

3014
02:58:21,740 --> 02:58:27,840
And, uh, it's not all fucking tea ribbons and rainbows, I'll tell you that.

3015
02:58:29,560 --> 02:58:30,640
Uh, Baron Ely's.

3016
02:58:31,080 --> 02:58:32,840
Let's get the fucking Ely's map out here.

3017
02:58:33,060 --> 02:58:33,820
Left, is it?

3018
02:58:34,460 --> 02:58:35,740
Left, the next...

3019
02:58:37,200 --> 02:58:39,400
Nest, uh, Nest Cafe.

3020
02:58:39,560 --> 02:58:42,420
Okay, down there, to the left here, we're on the right way, we're heading in the right direction.

3021
02:58:46,900 --> 02:58:48,420
Little Coffee Hut.

3022
02:58:49,680 --> 02:58:55,900
Someone said to me that Little Coffee Hut is no longer in biz, which is a shame.

3023
02:58:55,980 --> 02:58:59,100
You'd wonder if the hut is still going because it's a great little hut.

3024
02:59:00,020 --> 02:59:06,780
Just outside the town there, Tullamore, there's a kind of a fucking industrial estate.

3025
02:59:07,680 --> 02:59:12,820
So you'd imagine there'd be plenty of fucking people clawing their way to get... clawing for beans.

3026
02:59:14,140 --> 02:59:15,820
Out of working into the bean box.

3027
02:59:16,760 --> 02:59:18,820
If I took over it, I'd call it the bean box.

3028
02:59:19,020 --> 02:59:21,200
Or the electric bean unit.

3029
02:59:22,360 --> 02:59:24,040
Or maybe fucking Little Coffee's.

3030
02:59:26,040 --> 02:59:27,580
Call it Johnny Coffee's.

3031
02:59:27,760 --> 02:59:28,840
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

3032
02:59:28,980 --> 02:59:29,660
Sorry, pal.

3033
02:59:29,800 --> 02:59:31,220
Your next bean juice on me.

3034
02:59:31,280 --> 02:59:31,880
Thank you very much.

3035
02:59:33,600 --> 02:59:39,960
So we put our beautiful Neely's shaped coin into the coin slot mechanical opening unit.

3036
02:59:46,460 --> 02:59:49,000
Thank you very much there, Anonymous, and your father.

3037
02:59:51,800 --> 02:59:52,540
Here we go.

3038
02:59:53,420 --> 02:59:54,600
Now, tunage.

3039
02:59:54,940 --> 02:59:56,160
Get ready for some tunage.

3040
02:59:56,520 --> 02:59:57,380
It might be nice.

3041
02:59:58,060 --> 03:00:07,840
At this moment in time, if you have a love partner, it's time to get the dancing shoes on and have a nice little fucking slow groove.

3042
03:00:08,600 --> 03:00:10,160
Let's see if this works here.

3043
03:00:10,900 --> 03:00:12,580
If I press A.

3044
03:00:15,920 --> 03:00:17,420
And nothing has happened, guys.

3045
03:00:17,560 --> 03:00:20,360
It's an absolute anticlimactic affair.

3046
03:00:21,760 --> 03:00:22,880
It's number two.

3047
03:00:22,880 --> 03:00:23,680
The blue two.

3048
03:00:23,880 --> 03:00:24,860
So it's two C.

3049
03:00:26,820 --> 03:00:27,800
Or C2.

3050
03:00:28,820 --> 03:00:29,520
There we go.

3051
03:00:37,460 --> 03:00:38,460
Oh, I know this.

3052
03:00:38,780 --> 03:00:40,140
One of the golden oldies.

3053
03:00:40,140 --> 03:01:10,120
Let's pray.

3054
03:01:10,120 --> 03:01:12,120
We also know there are known unknowns.

3055
03:01:12,280 --> 03:01:14,980
That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know.

3056
03:01:23,120 --> 03:01:25,320
They do the fucking tune in.

3057
03:01:25,320 --> 03:01:31,320
We spent the whole day there.

3058
03:01:33,320 --> 03:01:35,320
Just the two of us staring at the water.

3059
03:01:41,320 --> 03:01:44,260
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3060
03:01:44,260 --> 03:02:09,700
A nice ending to it

3061
03:02:09,700 --> 03:02:11,420
A nice ending to it

3062
03:02:11,420 --> 03:02:12,900
Not a nasty ending

3063
03:02:12,900 --> 03:02:14,180
Thank you very much there

3064
03:02:14,180 --> 03:02:15,360
Thomas Swift

3065
03:02:15,360 --> 03:02:17,200
And Chib

3066
03:02:17,200 --> 03:02:19,180
Good man Chib yourself

3067
03:02:19,180 --> 03:02:21,320
And Cillian M. Bappuccino

3068
03:02:21,320 --> 03:02:23,520
How are you over in Real Madrid?

3069
03:02:24,660 --> 03:02:24,780
And

3070
03:02:24,780 --> 03:02:27,060
Thousand Island

3071
03:02:27,060 --> 03:02:28,000
Thank you very much

3072
03:02:28,000 --> 03:02:29,320
And Stuart

3073
03:02:29,320 --> 03:02:31,360
Cafe

3074
03:02:31,360 --> 03:02:33,360
Thank you very much there

3075
03:02:33,360 --> 03:02:34,700
Very very kind of you

3076
03:02:34,700 --> 03:02:37,620
Fontaine would be a good character in Silent Hill World

3077
03:02:37,620 --> 03:02:39,680
Meeting that pizza boy says Anonymous

3078
03:02:39,680 --> 03:02:41,540
Paul Mischel

3079
03:02:41,540 --> 03:02:43,000
Thank you very much for your tip as well

3080
03:02:43,000 --> 03:02:43,860
You know

3081
03:02:43,860 --> 03:02:46,160
You might be onto something there Anonymous

3082
03:02:46,160 --> 03:02:47,360
With your Fontaine

3083
03:02:47,360 --> 03:02:49,000
Maybe playing this game

3084
03:02:49,000 --> 03:02:51,560
Because there's a mystery in it as well

3085
03:02:51,560 --> 03:02:53,540
Whether or not

3086
03:02:53,540 --> 03:02:55,840
I mean

3087
03:02:55,840 --> 03:02:56,640
But I was thinking

3088
03:02:56,640 --> 03:02:57,860
He's more like

3089
03:02:57,860 --> 03:02:59,640
Mafia sort of fucking

3090
03:02:59,640 --> 03:03:01,100
Americana

3091
03:03:01,100 --> 03:03:03,540
Underworld crime

3092
03:03:03,540 --> 03:03:05,060
He isn't psychological horror

3093
03:03:05,060 --> 03:03:05,420
But then

3094
03:03:05,420 --> 03:03:06,240
Neither am I

3095
03:03:06,240 --> 03:03:08,180
I'm pissing about fucking

3096
03:03:08,180 --> 03:03:09,500
Pretending to get water watered

3097
03:03:09,500 --> 03:03:10,540
Fucking playing pianos

3098
03:03:10,540 --> 03:03:11,200
And singing

3099
03:03:11,200 --> 03:03:13,520
And being generally happy about this

3100
03:03:13,520 --> 03:03:14,840
But you have to

3101
03:03:14,840 --> 03:03:16,840
You need to have a bit of light in the shade as well

3102
03:03:16,840 --> 03:03:17,100
You know

3103
03:03:17,100 --> 03:03:18,480
You need to have your day in the sun

3104
03:03:18,480 --> 03:03:19,960
So what else

3105
03:03:19,960 --> 03:03:20,980
What else are you gonna do?

3106
03:03:21,420 --> 03:03:22,340
You're gonna languish

3107
03:03:22,340 --> 03:03:24,100
In your own fucking effluence

3108
03:03:24,100 --> 03:03:28,240
Smelling like the lads that you're fucking killing

3109
03:03:28,240 --> 03:03:28,780
In this guy

3110
03:03:28,780 --> 03:03:30,000
In this game here

3111
03:03:30,000 --> 03:03:32,560
In this guy I nearly called it

3112
03:03:32,560 --> 03:03:35,860
The key there is very very

3113
03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,560
Ornate

3114
03:03:37,560 --> 03:03:38,520
Let's just say that

3115
03:03:38,520 --> 03:03:39,860
And it has a kind of symbolic

3116
03:03:39,860 --> 03:03:41,440
Fucking thumb piece

3117
03:03:41,440 --> 03:03:42,840
Let's

3118
03:03:42,840 --> 03:03:44,360
Ram that

3119
03:03:44,360 --> 03:03:45,400
Into the fucking

3120
03:03:45,400 --> 03:03:46,980
Nearby slot there

3121
03:03:46,980 --> 03:03:47,740
And go back

3122
03:03:47,740 --> 03:03:48,620
Into the lounge

3123
03:03:48,620 --> 03:03:51,060
And hopefully there's a bit of fucking grooving and shaking

3124
03:03:51,060 --> 03:03:52,860
Going on back there

3125
03:03:52,860 --> 03:03:54,440
Because it's pretty dead up front

3126
03:03:54,440 --> 03:03:55,440
In the front bar

3127
03:03:55,440 --> 03:04:01,340
Like a fucking mist

3128
03:04:01,340 --> 03:04:02,080
After a

3129
03:04:02,080 --> 03:04:03,080
A day after

3130
03:04:03,080 --> 03:04:03,860
A fucking session

3131
03:04:03,860 --> 03:04:11,000
What's eff?

3132
03:04:12,000 --> 03:04:12,880
Things gone down

3133
03:04:12,880 --> 03:04:13,200
Is it?

3134
03:04:15,380 --> 03:04:16,480
Has the stream gone?

3135
03:04:16,540 --> 03:04:16,760
Is it?

3136
03:04:18,360 --> 03:04:20,040
There's a lot of effs going on there

3137
03:04:20,040 --> 03:04:20,540
Paul Mish

3138
03:04:20,540 --> 03:04:21,240
Thank you very much

3139
03:04:21,240 --> 03:04:21,880
Anonymous

3140
03:04:21,880 --> 03:04:22,520
Thank you very much

3141
03:04:22,520 --> 03:04:23,060
Silent Hill

3142
03:04:23,060 --> 03:04:24,420
There's Connor written all over it

3143
03:04:24,420 --> 03:04:25,440
A man of mystery

3144
03:04:25,440 --> 03:04:26,240
Dark secrets

3145
03:04:26,240 --> 03:04:28,280
And a speckled past

3146
03:04:28,280 --> 03:04:31,020
Thank you very much

3147
03:04:31,020 --> 03:04:36,740
We've got a push-pull cabinet unit

3148
03:04:36,740 --> 03:04:46,500
Were you blocking the door with something?

3149
03:04:46,500 --> 03:04:47,640
Are you taking that away to

3150
03:04:47,640 --> 03:04:48,780
You're taking that away

3151
03:04:48,780 --> 03:04:50,160
So you can

3152
03:04:50,160 --> 03:04:52,340
Get inside a door

3153
03:04:52,340 --> 03:04:52,680
Is it?

3154
03:04:52,760 --> 03:04:52,980
Are you?

3155
03:04:55,140 --> 03:04:56,320
I'd love a torch

3156
03:04:56,320 --> 03:04:58,320
I'd love a fucking torch

3157
03:04:58,320 --> 03:05:06,280
What am I doing?

3158
03:05:06,300 --> 03:05:07,460
I meant to fucking ram

3159
03:05:07,460 --> 03:05:09,220
Ram the door with that

3160
03:05:09,220 --> 03:05:14,000
I meant to ram the fucking door in

3161
03:05:14,000 --> 03:05:17,560
I need a piss

3162
03:05:17,560 --> 03:05:17,820
Sorry

3163
03:05:17,820 --> 03:05:19,880
I mean if there was a great

3164
03:05:19,880 --> 03:05:21,180
Bit of GT

3165
03:05:21,180 --> 03:05:22,780
Oh yeah there's some fucking music there

3166
03:05:22,780 --> 03:05:24,020
Sorry one sec

3167
03:05:24,020 --> 03:05:36,340
I meant to ram the door with everything

3168
03:05:36,340 --> 03:05:37,800
Through the other side

3169
03:05:37,800 --> 03:05:39,460
You're a puppy

3170
03:05:39,460 --> 03:05:41,560
Producer

3171
03:05:41,560 --> 03:06:11,540
Thank you.

3172
03:06:11,540 --> 03:06:41,520
Thank you.

3173
03:06:41,520 --> 03:07:11,500
Thank you.

3174
03:07:11,500 --> 03:07:17,940
Very upset with the way that you conducted yourself in the supermarket when they met you the last day.

3175
03:07:18,340 --> 03:07:20,560
They asked whether or not you're still smoking those vapes.

3176
03:07:21,320 --> 03:07:22,000
I covered for you.

3177
03:07:23,660 --> 03:07:28,640
I told them you were out of sorts and that you're getting your shit together.

3178
03:07:28,920 --> 03:07:30,060
You've had a hard time.

3179
03:07:36,700 --> 03:07:37,920
Old speckled bollocks.

3180
03:07:38,000 --> 03:07:39,080
Thank you very much for your tip.

3181
03:07:52,480 --> 03:07:53,480
Let's get this going.

3182
03:07:54,380 --> 03:07:55,540
And what I'm doing here.

3183
03:07:56,860 --> 03:07:58,920
I've got a push-pull unit.

3184
03:08:00,220 --> 03:08:02,480
It seems as though you can use...

3185
03:08:03,300 --> 03:08:07,020
You can use this to ram that fucking thing open, maybe.

3186
03:08:08,300 --> 03:08:08,660
No?

3187
03:08:17,760 --> 03:08:20,000
Oh, maybe you use that to climb through something, do you?

3188
03:08:20,160 --> 03:08:20,560
Oh, look.

3189
03:08:20,660 --> 03:08:20,760
Yeah.

3190
03:08:21,180 --> 03:08:21,380
Yeah.

3191
03:08:21,540 --> 03:08:22,000
Good stuff.

3192
03:08:23,160 --> 03:08:24,460
Big, silly, jollocks.

3193
03:08:24,520 --> 03:08:25,240
Thank you very much.

3194
03:08:32,160 --> 03:08:33,460
Press X to climb.

3195
03:08:33,460 --> 03:08:35,740
X twice.

3196
03:08:40,600 --> 03:08:41,460
Medibox.

3197
03:08:47,460 --> 03:08:49,520
Press X not to die.

3198
03:08:49,600 --> 03:08:59,440
Another note, guys.

3199
03:08:59,600 --> 03:09:01,040
Did you ever fucking believe it?

3200
03:09:01,640 --> 03:09:03,680
He came back after you left, you know.

3201
03:09:03,740 --> 03:09:04,480
It's fine, though.

3202
03:09:04,520 --> 03:09:05,300
Don't try anything.

3203
03:09:05,400 --> 03:09:06,680
I was speaking to Alan and Mora.

3204
03:09:09,080 --> 03:09:10,640
He came back after you left.

3205
03:09:10,700 --> 03:09:11,120
It's fine.

3206
03:09:11,200 --> 03:09:12,000
He didn't try anything.

3207
03:09:12,080 --> 03:09:13,100
He just seemed sad.

3208
03:09:13,780 --> 03:09:15,900
Mumbled something about getting out of town with home.

3209
03:09:16,020 --> 03:09:17,800
I wasn't going to let him drive in his condition.

3210
03:09:18,140 --> 03:09:19,060
So I locked him out.

3211
03:09:19,120 --> 03:09:20,240
His car should be out back.

3212
03:09:20,340 --> 03:09:22,020
Maybe check it still there by morning.

3213
03:09:22,160 --> 03:09:23,060
It's greenish-blue.

3214
03:09:23,220 --> 03:09:25,040
Plate number ending with 06, I think.

3215
03:09:31,020 --> 03:09:31,620
Flip it.

3216
03:09:32,660 --> 03:09:33,300
Fuck all.

3217
03:09:36,100 --> 03:09:37,500
Oh, we're the classic agnostic guys.

3218
03:09:37,500 --> 03:09:38,300
Agnostic guys.

3219
03:09:40,120 --> 03:09:41,380
Two-year-old for snake.

3220
03:09:41,480 --> 03:09:42,240
Thank you very much.

3221
03:09:47,600 --> 03:09:50,220
Let's just fucking creel around here.

3222
03:09:50,220 --> 03:09:52,640
Let's slide around like the viper.

3223
03:09:54,960 --> 03:09:55,940
Close that door.

3224
03:09:56,300 --> 03:09:56,960
Open the window.

3225
03:09:57,060 --> 03:09:57,840
Close the door.

3226
03:09:58,780 --> 03:09:59,540
Out the back.

3227
03:10:00,660 --> 03:10:01,900
Another bit of fog.

3228
03:10:03,400 --> 03:10:05,120
Something here in the back alley.

3229
03:10:05,480 --> 03:10:08,760
Bit of a shiny box or a paint can or something down here.

3230
03:10:10,100 --> 03:10:10,580
Squelching.

3231
03:10:11,100 --> 03:10:11,360
No?

3232
03:10:11,680 --> 03:10:13,980
It's just the light reflecting off the back of a paint can.

3233
03:10:13,980 --> 03:10:16,260
It's not something we can pick up.

3234
03:10:16,340 --> 03:10:18,440
It's not something we can use.

3235
03:10:29,720 --> 03:10:31,740
Yeah, they left her fucking rake and note.

3236
03:10:31,800 --> 03:10:33,240
The lads were mad into notes.

3237
03:10:33,340 --> 03:10:37,860
But I suppose this is of a time before the digitalization of man.

3238
03:10:40,840 --> 03:10:41,300
Digi-hood.

3239
03:10:42,040 --> 03:10:44,500
We no longer grow up into manhood.

3240
03:10:44,680 --> 03:10:45,900
We grow up into digi-hood.

3241
03:10:46,340 --> 03:10:46,840
Digi-man.

3242
03:10:47,500 --> 03:10:48,900
Digital fucking monsters.

3243
03:10:49,620 --> 03:10:51,240
Digi-man is the champion.

3244
03:10:53,240 --> 03:10:55,440
Crazy prophecy when you think about it.

3245
03:10:56,840 --> 03:10:57,460
A car.

3246
03:10:58,360 --> 03:10:59,220
Thank you very much.

3247
03:10:59,360 --> 03:11:00,800
Your glorious tip.

3248
03:11:00,900 --> 03:11:02,560
Thank you very much, Commodore Creamer.

3249
03:11:02,900 --> 03:11:03,620
Good to see you back.

3250
03:11:03,720 --> 03:11:04,640
Check out my Twitch.

3251
03:11:05,020 --> 03:11:07,400
I am real ice creamer man.

3252
03:11:07,940 --> 03:11:08,780
In C-Bar.

3253
03:11:08,900 --> 03:11:09,920
Thank you very much there.

3254
03:11:10,500 --> 03:11:11,460
Commodore Creamer.

3255
03:11:11,880 --> 03:11:13,500
I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny.

3256
03:11:14,540 --> 03:11:16,440
And we've got a bit of static on the wire.

3257
03:11:16,780 --> 03:11:19,920
So get ready for some sledgehammer action.

3258
03:11:20,260 --> 03:11:22,560
Peter Gabriel, eat your arse out.

3259
03:11:22,700 --> 03:11:24,960
We're about to get fucking sledging.

3260
03:11:25,540 --> 03:11:27,340
Bit of sledge work going.

3261
03:11:28,100 --> 03:11:30,780
And it was just a shitty little spider.

3262
03:11:30,880 --> 03:11:31,900
Why did they even put them in?

3263
03:11:33,560 --> 03:11:34,420
Waste of time.

3264
03:11:41,200 --> 03:11:42,360
Wastes of skin.

3265
03:11:42,700 --> 03:11:43,680
Wastes of skin.

3266
03:11:43,680 --> 03:11:52,940
It's very lucky there. I've hit the Neil Oliver randomizer and it's given me waste of skin every time it said waste of skin there.

3267
03:11:55,940 --> 03:12:00,400
I wonder whether or not there's another Neil Oliverism in it.

3268
03:12:01,240 --> 03:12:02,340
Sweaty fists.

3269
03:12:02,520 --> 03:12:03,880
There is, yeah. Sweaty fists.

3270
03:12:05,360 --> 03:12:07,380
Good luck, though. Well timed.

3271
03:12:09,860 --> 03:12:13,120
It came back after you left. There's nothing really to be gleaned from that.

3272
03:12:13,120 --> 03:12:16,780
I mean, I could look at the chat for some clueage.

3273
03:12:18,800 --> 03:12:22,400
Does the fucking stream keep on going? People keep on saying F.

3274
03:12:29,960 --> 03:12:41,120
I'm on a 5G modem. I'm on a 5G modem. A 5G modem. It's really sound. It's really sound. I'm on a...

3275
03:12:41,120 --> 03:12:43,920
I don't even think it gets 5G speeds, though.

3276
03:12:45,740 --> 03:12:50,880
So then we go left. There's a question mark there. Greenish blue car.

3277
03:12:52,680 --> 03:12:57,120
So we... What was there? I mean, was there something I needed to get there? Is it...

3278
03:12:57,120 --> 03:13:03,580
Do I... I need a tool? I need like a... a fucking... a monkey wrench or a jackhammer or a fucking...

3279
03:13:06,880 --> 03:13:08,340
What's this pile of crap?

3280
03:13:11,120 --> 03:13:15,740
Pile of stinking gluttonous glob. Globulistic fucking...

3281
03:13:15,740 --> 03:13:22,500
It's a coat? It's a jacket? It's a leather? It's an old soiled fucking tarpaulin. Again, it's another...

3282
03:13:26,500 --> 03:13:28,500
So we've got... why are you...

3283
03:13:32,280 --> 03:13:33,040
Bye, lads!

3284
03:13:34,040 --> 03:13:41,540
We can't get out. We can't... there's no escape. There is no escape. Unfortunately. There is no escape.

3285
03:13:49,980 --> 03:13:50,800
Bye, Pat!

3286
03:14:02,920 --> 03:14:07,920
Just hiding the barbers for a bit here, even though they can't get in. Let's just give this cunt a flake.

3287
03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:21,860
This is a... tormentous moment here. I think these guys are coming.

3288
03:14:23,360 --> 03:14:26,480
And the wind. Look at the wind. Look at this, uh... graphical...

3289
03:14:29,040 --> 03:14:30,160
Showdown moment.

3290
03:14:31,440 --> 03:14:32,720
The GSM.

3291
03:14:32,720 --> 03:14:45,900
The type of music you could potentially end up hearing if you tune into Lyric FM...

3292
03:14:45,900 --> 03:14:59,080
around seven or eight. Or six music. On like a fucking... Sunday night or... Monday morning. Early hours.

3293
03:14:59,080 --> 03:15:12,260
Thank you very much there. Ripley's Unkempt... Bush. And the New York Mets. Thank you very much there. Mets and Jammer.

3294
03:15:12,260 --> 03:15:25,640
early hours. Thank you very much there, Ripley's Unkempt Bush and the New York Mets. Thank

3295
03:15:25,640 --> 03:15:36,100
you very much there, Mets and Jammer. Look at this, a real piss head on legs. It's a

3296
03:15:36,100 --> 03:16:00,380
real life piss head. A real life piss head, a real life piss head. He needs help, he needs help, he's a real life piss head. Fuck you, I dodged and he still got me with the sick.

3297
03:16:00,380 --> 03:16:25,020
That's it, get it all out, get it all out. You'll feel better in the morning. You'll feel fucking better after you've just got it out. Go on, go on.

3298
03:16:25,020 --> 03:16:30,020
Game Boy. Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing with or is there a good sign? There's a crawler and a walker. Can they both get sick? That's the quest. Fuck you.

3299
03:16:30,020 --> 03:16:59,020
There's a crawler and a walker. Can they both get sick? That's the quest. Fuck you. Oh, you cunt. Double cunt.

3300
03:16:59,020 --> 03:17:23,020
Run, run. Anonymous, thank you very much there for the Falun Gong. Tip. I have actually joined the Falun Gong and that's where I went wrong. But they're a good group of guys, the Falun Gong. They've just been sadly persecuted.

3301
03:17:28,020 --> 03:17:46,020
I did watch a clip, a very funny clip that I was sent there by a kind hearted soul of Mehdi Hassan interviewing a former translator to the First Minister of China. And when quizzed about the disappearance of a dissident, he said,

3302
03:17:46,020 --> 03:17:56,020
"He is somewhere in China, but you will not find him." And the whole audience laughed. I really recommend watching that video in Japan.

3303
03:17:56,020 --> 03:18:07,020
"Bang! Bang! Good night, Vienna! Good night, Vienna! It's time to sleep! It's time to sleep!"

3304
03:18:07,020 --> 03:18:14,020
"He is somewhere in China, but you will not find him."

3305
03:18:14,020 --> 03:18:26,020
"Some pair of heels on that yoke!"

3306
03:18:26,020 --> 03:18:33,020
"We haven't even... we haven't even got to the nurses yet. Wait until we see them."

3307
03:18:33,020 --> 03:18:42,020
"I keep on going back over here. I want him to fucking follow suit."

3308
03:18:42,020 --> 03:18:48,020
"Let him get sick. Get it all up. That's it, man. Get it all up. Get it all up. Don't worry. You'll be home soon."

3309
03:18:48,020 --> 03:18:50,020
"He'll be home soon."

3310
03:18:50,020 --> 03:18:54,020
"The Bloober boys have done a fucking cracking rework job here."

3311
03:18:54,020 --> 03:18:58,020
"I have to say they've really gone above and beyond the Call of Duty toy."

3312
03:18:59,020 --> 03:19:08,020
"That's another one. Maybe a family-friendly kids' version of violent shoot-em-up Call of Duty called Call of Duty."

3313
03:19:08,020 --> 03:19:10,020
"And it's just loads of toys."

3314
03:19:10,020 --> 03:19:15,020
"Shooting some sort of fucking other thing over them."

3315
03:19:15,020 --> 03:19:20,020
"High power caliber AR-15s and the like."

3316
03:19:21,020 --> 03:19:27,020
"Something I... I gotta say though, I need to get onto Bloober tomorrow about the fog."

3317
03:19:27,020 --> 03:19:29,020
"Cause it's not consistent."

3318
03:19:29,020 --> 03:19:33,020
"It's not a consistent weather situation they've created."

3319
03:19:33,020 --> 03:19:35,020
"I hate to nitpick."

3320
03:19:35,020 --> 03:19:37,020
"Hate to fucking nitpick."

3321
03:19:39,020 --> 03:19:41,020
"Hate to nitpick."

3322
03:19:41,020 --> 03:19:44,020
"This guy's gonna get fucking Bloober'd now."

3323
03:19:44,020 --> 03:19:46,020
"Bloober team."

3324
03:19:46,020 --> 03:19:49,020
"Take that. This is for the devs."

3325
03:19:49,020 --> 03:19:52,020
"Stick that up your dev lot."

3326
03:19:52,020 --> 03:19:54,020
"There's one for the fucking parish."

3327
03:19:54,020 --> 03:20:04,020
"That's one for the culture."

3328
03:20:04,020 --> 03:20:06,020
"And that's for the team."

3329
03:20:06,020 --> 03:20:08,020
"That's for patient zero."

3330
03:20:08,020 --> 03:20:18,020
"Now, can we have a little bit of peace and decorum please."

3331
03:20:18,020 --> 03:20:28,020
"Oh, unbelievable demonic scenes."

3332
03:20:28,020 --> 03:20:28,020
"I can't believe it."

3333
03:20:28,020 --> 03:20:30,020
"Started strong."

3334
03:20:30,020 --> 03:20:32,020
"And then, had a bit of a purple patch earlier on."

3335
03:20:32,020 --> 03:20:34,020
"The pool patch descended into nothingness."

3336
03:20:34,020 --> 03:20:36,020
"But being in nothingness."

3337
03:20:36,020 --> 03:20:38,020
"Sean Paul Sartre."

3338
03:20:38,020 --> 03:20:39,020
"Who am I?"

3339
03:20:39,020 --> 03:20:40,020
"Where am I?"

3340
03:20:40,020 --> 03:20:40,020
"Am I?"

3341
03:20:40,020 --> 03:20:41,020
"I?"

3342
03:20:41,020 --> 03:20:42,020
"Who knows?"

3343
03:20:42,020 --> 03:20:44,020
"All I can say at this moment in time is."

3344
03:20:44,020 --> 03:20:46,020
"I don't fucking know."

3345
03:20:46,020 --> 03:20:50,020
"Thanks very much for that Gazatron 5000."

3346
03:20:50,020 --> 03:20:55,020
"Phil Devil."

3347
03:20:55,020 --> 03:20:57,020
"His brother."

3348
03:20:57,020 --> 03:21:00,020
"And their late father."

3349
03:21:00,020 --> 03:21:02,020
"Devil Devil."

3350
03:21:02,020 --> 03:21:12,020
"I've got a brand new devil."

3351
03:21:12,020 --> 03:21:15,020
"A brand new devil."

3352
03:21:15,020 --> 03:21:17,020
"He's fucked up town."

3353
03:21:17,020 --> 03:21:19,020
"Oh, there's two of the cunts."

3354
03:21:19,020 --> 03:21:20,020
"Oh."

3355
03:21:20,020 --> 03:21:34,020
Out the window, out the fucking window. Straight out the window. Oh no!

3356
03:21:34,020 --> 03:21:44,020
Oh my god! I don't even believe in god! Well it's better the devil you know, and I'm down!

3357
03:21:44,020 --> 03:21:52,020
I'm falling behind at the back, leaving big gaps open. They're spewing on you, spewing serious acidic moments.

3358
03:21:52,020 --> 03:21:58,020
They're filling down the back, carving the opportunity after opportunity after opportunity after opportunity.

3359
03:21:58,020 --> 03:22:01,020
P.U.L. Liverpool!

3360
03:22:01,020 --> 03:22:06,020
Thanks very much there. Smack his arse for the tip.

3361
03:22:06,020 --> 03:22:10,020
Ten... Ten Hag!

3362
03:22:10,020 --> 03:22:16,020
Fuck. Wrong voice, right thine, right?

3363
03:22:16,020 --> 03:22:22,020
So I just need to fucking pause there for a moment lads, cause I've got this ramming into my fucking ears.

3364
03:22:22,020 --> 03:22:24,020
It's Rammstein.

3365
03:22:24,020 --> 03:22:34,020
It's a real nasty fucking confluence of sensory shit just being thrown at you.

3366
03:22:34,020 --> 03:22:38,020
Fucking visual after visual, Kant after Kant.

3367
03:22:38,020 --> 03:22:42,020
Tormented soul after tormented, fermented souls.

3368
03:22:42,020 --> 03:22:48,020
Cause they look like they stink. They look like they've been rotten and that they need medical assistance.

3369
03:22:48,020 --> 03:22:50,020
I need medical assistance.

3370
03:22:50,020 --> 03:22:52,020
It's just the drones, the tones.

3371
03:22:52,020 --> 03:22:55,020
Planes, trains and fucking automobiles.

3372
03:22:55,020 --> 03:22:58,020
I don't know how people do it. I really don't.

3373
03:23:02,020 --> 03:23:04,020
Now Higgins isn't simple.

3374
03:23:04,020 --> 03:23:08,020
Trees of Manion, thank you very much for the tip.

3375
03:23:08,020 --> 03:23:10,020
Phew.

3376
03:23:10,020 --> 03:23:12,020
Unbelievable.

3377
03:23:20,020 --> 03:23:30,020
I'm gonna have another 3-bore fucking triple X.

3378
03:23:30,020 --> 03:23:32,020
Crazy scenes and dreams is right.

3379
03:23:36,020 --> 03:23:40,020
Yeah, I nearly squeezed a bit of the H2O into the ears.

3380
03:23:40,020 --> 03:23:45,020
I would just like clog it up and get all fucking wet and sloppy and slippy.

3381
03:23:45,020 --> 03:23:46,020
I don't want that.

3382
03:23:46,020 --> 03:23:53,020
I don't want my ear pads that I got off Amazon to replace the original damaged Bose ear pads.

3383
03:23:54,020 --> 03:23:55,020
To get all wet.

3384
03:23:56,020 --> 03:23:58,020
A clone named Gibso.

3385
03:23:58,020 --> 03:24:00,020
Thank you very much for your tip there.

3386
03:24:00,020 --> 03:24:02,020
Hope you're getting on well there.

3387
03:24:04,020 --> 03:24:07,020
Cats, fucking bats, rats, giraffes, the whole nine yards.

3388
03:24:07,020 --> 03:24:14,020
Legs with arses.

3389
03:24:14,020 --> 03:24:19,020
Arses with attitude.

3390
03:24:19,020 --> 03:24:32,020
Tic Tac Fresh strong mint cooling crystals.

3391
03:24:32,020 --> 03:24:32,500
crystals.

3392
03:24:40,660 --> 03:24:42,140
Leave you the cat.

3393
03:24:42,600 --> 03:24:43,960
Leave you the bat.

3394
03:24:44,480 --> 03:24:45,780
Leave you the house.

3395
03:24:46,280 --> 03:24:47,400
Leave you the rat.

3396
03:24:48,400 --> 03:24:50,220
I think that might be a nice little

3397
03:24:50,220 --> 03:24:51,960
palate cleanser just to put fucking

3398
03:24:51,960 --> 03:24:54,300
the song Gayburn at the

3399
03:24:54,300 --> 03:24:55,860
Gaiety Theatre singing

3400
03:24:55,860 --> 03:24:58,220
the Stephen Sondheim number.

3401
03:24:59,600 --> 03:25:00,320
Thank you

3402
03:25:00,320 --> 03:25:01,660
very much there. Feed

3403
03:25:01,660 --> 03:25:04,260
feed them into your... Thank you very much

3404
03:25:04,260 --> 03:25:06,440
for the tip there. Where is that now?

3405
03:25:06,840 --> 03:25:08,280
It's an archive.org

3406
03:25:08,280 --> 03:25:09,240
scenario, isn't it?

3407
03:25:15,400 --> 03:25:16,000
Oh yeah.

3408
03:25:17,280 --> 03:25:18,040
We have it.

3409
03:25:21,560 --> 03:25:22,240
I think.

3410
03:25:23,300 --> 03:25:23,420
No?

3411
03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:37,440
I don't want to fucking F11 that now.

3412
03:25:37,680 --> 03:25:38,780
Full screen. I want that.

3413
03:25:38,780 --> 03:25:39,780
I don't want to give you the game.

3414
03:25:42,920 --> 03:25:44,960
Song Sondheim there.

3415
03:25:45,140 --> 03:25:47,280
I wonder if we would it get DMCA'd.

3416
03:25:47,480 --> 03:25:49,060
It'd be a fucking cheeky little number

3417
03:25:49,060 --> 03:25:50,740
to try and DMCA me for this.

3418
03:25:50,900 --> 03:25:52,320
Nobody knows this.

3419
03:25:52,520 --> 03:25:53,760
Nobody even would.

3420
03:25:54,840 --> 03:25:56,280
You'd think it hasn't been

3421
03:25:56,280 --> 03:25:58,460
digitised into the stratosphere

3422
03:25:58,460 --> 03:26:00,800
for it to be detected by an algorithm.

3423
03:26:10,940 --> 03:26:11,560
This now.

3424
03:26:11,840 --> 03:26:13,900
Where the fuck did this play now?

3425
03:26:14,000 --> 03:26:14,920
We've got them to be in the

3426
03:26:14,920 --> 03:26:16,440
advanced audio properties.

3427
03:26:16,620 --> 03:26:17,640
We put that in properties.

3428
03:26:17,640 --> 03:26:18,640
We want that brave

3429
03:26:18,640 --> 03:26:20,620
songs of Sondheim.

3430
03:26:22,240 --> 03:26:23,160
Then you've got that.

3431
03:26:23,300 --> 03:26:24,060
Turn that down.

3432
03:26:24,900 --> 03:26:26,340
You might want to play it back again.

3433
03:26:27,460 --> 03:26:28,660
Missed the first bit there.

3434
03:26:28,920 --> 03:26:30,140
First of all, this is a song called

3435
03:26:30,140 --> 03:26:31,020
Could I Leave You?

3436
03:26:31,420 --> 03:26:33,360
In which a wife talks to her husband

3437
03:26:33,360 --> 03:26:35,340
about the possibility of her

3438
03:26:35,340 --> 03:26:36,080
leaving.

3439
03:26:36,220 --> 03:26:37,800
I wonder if we could play that

3440
03:26:37,800 --> 03:26:39,420
whilst battering the shine out of these

3441
03:26:39,420 --> 03:26:39,660
cons.

3442
03:26:39,680 --> 03:26:41,520
It would just kind of ease my tension

3443
03:26:41,520 --> 03:26:43,280
as well because the drones and tones

3444
03:26:43,280 --> 03:26:45,100
are fucking doing a number on the senses.

3445
03:26:45,660 --> 03:26:46,680
So if you put this on

3446
03:26:46,680 --> 03:26:49,060
like a really gay song

3447
03:26:49,060 --> 03:26:51,420
because it's sang by gay

3448
03:26:51,420 --> 03:26:52,700
and then

3449
03:26:52,700 --> 03:26:55,160
batter the fuck into these lads.

3450
03:26:55,160 --> 03:26:57,580
It might be a nice juxtaposition.

3451
03:26:58,140 --> 03:26:58,920
The only thing is

3452
03:26:58,920 --> 03:27:00,360
I'm on zero health

3453
03:27:00,360 --> 03:27:02,160
nearly about to get fucking done in.

3454
03:27:02,160 --> 03:27:10,900
We'll go for it anyway.

3455
03:27:11,120 --> 03:27:11,480
We'll see.

3456
03:27:11,580 --> 03:27:12,460
We'll see how we get on.

3457
03:27:20,940 --> 03:27:22,960
It too is a really bitter song

3458
03:27:22,960 --> 03:27:24,500
and the rest of the cast

3459
03:27:24,500 --> 03:27:25,780
sounds like he's gone

3460
03:27:25,780 --> 03:27:27,420
up a fucking notch.

3461
03:27:28,360 --> 03:27:29,480
This is the recording.

3462
03:27:29,780 --> 03:27:30,860
First of all, this is a song called

3463
03:27:30,860 --> 03:27:31,740
Could I Leave You?

3464
03:27:31,740 --> 03:27:32,920
In which a wife

3465
03:27:32,920 --> 03:27:33,920
talks to her husband

3466
03:27:33,920 --> 03:27:34,420
A wife!

3467
03:27:34,460 --> 03:27:35,840
About the possibility of her

3468
03:27:35,840 --> 03:27:36,920
A wife!

3469
03:27:38,020 --> 03:27:39,500
Her leading him.

3470
03:27:39,700 --> 03:27:40,980
It too is a very bitter song

3471
03:27:40,980 --> 03:27:42,200
and the rest of the members

3472
03:27:42,200 --> 03:27:42,980
of the cast claim

3473
03:27:42,980 --> 03:27:44,040
that they are too young

3474
03:27:44,040 --> 03:27:45,400
to bring this song to you

3475
03:27:45,400 --> 03:27:46,260
so it falls to

3476
03:27:46,260 --> 03:27:47,220
Old Greyhairs himself

3477
03:27:47,220 --> 03:27:48,060
to do it for them.

3478
03:27:48,860 --> 03:27:49,780
It's the sort of song

3479
03:27:49,780 --> 03:27:50,800
which would probably make

3480
03:27:50,800 --> 03:27:51,940
most married men

3481
03:27:51,940 --> 03:27:52,580
in the audience

3482
03:27:52,580 --> 03:27:54,600
be your distinctly uncomfortable.

3483
03:27:55,100 --> 03:27:55,680
Serve a writer.

3484
03:27:56,240 --> 03:27:57,480
Leave you the twat?

3485
03:27:57,560 --> 03:27:58,140
Leave you?

3486
03:27:58,600 --> 03:27:59,400
Leave you?

3487
03:27:59,880 --> 03:28:01,720
How could I leave you?

3488
03:28:01,720 --> 03:28:03,860
How could I go it?

3489
03:28:04,440 --> 03:28:04,900
Alone?

3490
03:28:05,900 --> 03:28:07,460
Can you wave the years away?

3491
03:28:07,940 --> 03:28:09,040
With a crippled mind?

3492
03:28:09,840 --> 03:28:10,240
Can I...

3493
03:28:10,240 --> 03:28:12,760
Can I smash your face in?

3494
03:28:13,180 --> 03:28:14,440
With a fucking nail bash?

3495
03:28:14,900 --> 03:28:15,560
Sweetheart, lover,

3496
03:28:16,180 --> 03:28:17,400
could I recover?

3497
03:28:18,120 --> 03:28:18,900
Some of the joy...

3498
03:28:18,900 --> 03:28:20,900
Oh, you can't...

3499
03:28:20,900 --> 03:28:22,740
Not to get your pills again.

3500
03:28:22,740 --> 03:28:24,060
Oh, fuck.

3501
03:28:24,060 --> 03:28:26,140
Not to make those dinners

3502
03:28:26,140 --> 03:28:27,760
for ten elderly men

3503
03:28:27,760 --> 03:28:28,540
from the UN.

3504
03:28:29,240 --> 03:28:30,360
How could I survive?

3505
03:28:31,320 --> 03:28:32,720
You fucking died.

3506
03:28:32,960 --> 03:28:34,920
Every fucking studio at night.

3507
03:28:35,520 --> 03:28:36,740
It's church companies.

3508
03:28:37,600 --> 03:28:38,280
Producers.

3509
03:28:38,280 --> 03:28:38,720
Producers.

3510
03:28:39,140 --> 03:28:40,440
Thank you very much there,

3511
03:28:41,280 --> 03:28:42,160
Tom Cruise.

3512
03:28:43,060 --> 03:28:44,520
Uh, try the wine.

3513
03:28:45,520 --> 03:28:47,400
Um, so I just...

3514
03:28:47,400 --> 03:28:48,320
Of being killed,

3515
03:28:48,420 --> 03:28:49,580
I got fucking deaded

3516
03:28:49,580 --> 03:28:50,440
by these guys.

3517
03:28:50,580 --> 03:28:52,100
Now, where's that gonna leave me?

3518
03:28:52,140 --> 03:28:53,160
I don't think I fucking

3519
03:28:53,160 --> 03:28:54,860
saved it in quite a long time.

3520
03:28:56,420 --> 03:28:57,500
Let's just get back to it.

3521
03:28:57,520 --> 03:28:58,660
I'll wait until we get to the...

3522
03:28:59,660 --> 03:29:01,240
The nuts and bolts of the fighting,

3523
03:29:01,480 --> 03:29:02,340
and then we can

3524
03:29:02,340 --> 03:29:03,880
get Gay back involved.

3525
03:29:05,340 --> 03:29:06,280
Where is this now?

3526
03:29:06,420 --> 03:29:07,220
I can't even remember

3527
03:29:07,220 --> 03:29:08,160
where the fuck this is.

3528
03:29:08,240 --> 03:29:09,060
This is a long time ago,

3529
03:29:09,060 --> 03:29:09,340
is it?

3530
03:29:24,860 --> 03:29:25,420
Fucking...

3531
03:29:26,420 --> 03:29:27,200
Too far,

3532
03:29:27,300 --> 03:29:27,600
is this?

3533
03:29:27,780 --> 03:29:28,720
I can't...

3534
03:29:28,720 --> 03:29:30,380
I can't remember where...

3535
03:29:30,380 --> 03:29:31,540
So we haven't done this bit.

3536
03:29:31,660 --> 03:29:32,340
Skip that now.

3537
03:29:32,440 --> 03:29:33,300
Okay, so we skipped that.

3538
03:29:34,500 --> 03:29:35,800
Can I just, uh...

3539
03:29:35,800 --> 03:29:37,200
So, woodside apartments.

3540
03:29:37,720 --> 03:29:39,040
Just run to woodside apartments.

3541
03:29:39,200 --> 03:29:40,220
Find woodside apartments

3542
03:29:40,220 --> 03:29:41,020
and run there

3543
03:29:41,020 --> 03:29:42,520
and forget about all these cunts.

3544
03:29:44,140 --> 03:29:45,740
Dodge, dodge, dodge!

3545
03:29:51,540 --> 03:29:53,180
I'm just gonna let them kill me again,

3546
03:29:53,420 --> 03:29:54,720
and then I can dodge them

3547
03:29:54,720 --> 03:29:55,280
the next time.

3548
03:29:58,600 --> 03:29:59,080
Fuck.

3549
03:29:59,080 --> 03:29:59,800
Just...

3550
03:29:59,800 --> 03:30:07,080
Couldn't resist giving him

3551
03:30:07,080 --> 03:30:08,640
one flake of the stick.

3552
03:30:10,880 --> 03:30:12,500
Look at James' face, look.

3553
03:30:14,380 --> 03:30:14,900
Ruined.

3554
03:30:20,460 --> 03:30:21,460
You died.

3555
03:30:21,460 --> 03:30:21,480
You died.

3556
03:30:21,480 --> 03:30:21,480
You died.

3557
03:30:21,480 --> 03:30:21,480
You died.

3558
03:30:33,260 --> 03:30:34,720
Just before we, uh...

3559
03:30:34,720 --> 03:30:36,200
Pick up the piece there.

3560
03:30:37,060 --> 03:30:38,660
Let's see on our map

3561
03:30:38,660 --> 03:30:40,320
where this woodside apartment is.

3562
03:30:40,380 --> 03:30:40,720
Maps.

3563
03:30:41,100 --> 03:30:41,640
Woodside.

3564
03:30:41,840 --> 03:30:42,480
South Vale.

3565
03:30:43,240 --> 03:30:43,780
Cat Street.

3566
03:30:44,400 --> 03:30:45,420
It's not great.

3567
03:30:45,500 --> 03:30:46,080
It's not great.

3568
03:30:46,200 --> 03:30:48,180
That map isn't what we need right now.

3569
03:30:48,220 --> 03:30:48,940
What we need...

3570
03:30:49,940 --> 03:30:50,580
Happy Burger.

3571
03:30:50,700 --> 03:30:51,080
Woodside.

3572
03:30:51,140 --> 03:30:52,100
It's gonna be marked anyway

3573
03:30:52,100 --> 03:30:53,760
once I make the, uh, pickup.

3574
03:30:54,420 --> 03:30:55,200
But I'm right there.

3575
03:30:55,300 --> 03:30:56,700
So I need to...

3576
03:30:56,700 --> 03:30:59,700
fuck off down...

3577
03:30:59,700 --> 03:31:01,400
that alleyway.

3578
03:31:02,700 --> 03:31:04,400
I'll know when I get out onto the next street

3579
03:31:04,400 --> 03:31:04,840
where I am.

3580
03:31:05,360 --> 03:31:06,240
I'll know where I am then.

3581
03:31:07,160 --> 03:31:08,260
Just need to skip this.

3582
03:31:13,480 --> 03:31:13,880
Okay.

3583
03:31:14,200 --> 03:31:14,880
Bring them...

3584
03:31:14,880 --> 03:31:16,000
Corral them over here.

3585
03:31:17,380 --> 03:31:18,940
Corral them over to the side here.

3586
03:31:20,540 --> 03:31:21,980
And now make our move.

3587
03:31:23,600 --> 03:31:24,180
That's it.

3588
03:31:24,180 --> 03:31:24,180
Okay.

3589
03:31:24,180 --> 03:31:24,240
Okay.

3590
03:31:24,240 --> 03:31:41,400
Woodside.

3591
03:31:41,460 --> 03:31:41,740
Woodside.

3592
03:31:41,820 --> 03:31:42,120
Woodside.

3593
03:31:42,260 --> 03:31:42,540
Down.

3594
03:31:42,840 --> 03:31:43,280
Left.

3595
03:31:43,420 --> 03:31:43,860
End of the street.

3596
03:31:43,960 --> 03:31:44,160
Left.

3597
03:31:44,160 --> 03:31:44,160
Left.

3598
03:31:44,320 --> 03:31:44,580
Run.

3599
03:31:45,060 --> 03:31:45,500
Right.

3600
03:31:45,500 --> 03:31:45,500
Right.

3601
03:31:45,920 --> 03:31:46,020
What?

3602
03:31:46,960 --> 03:31:47,840
No, straight ahead.

3603
03:31:48,280 --> 03:31:48,920
Straight ahead.

3604
03:31:49,080 --> 03:31:49,960
Past the crossroads.

3605
03:31:50,080 --> 03:31:50,560
Straight ahead.

3606
03:31:59,920 --> 03:32:02,860
They have retained the frustration of combat

3607
03:32:02,860 --> 03:32:04,920
from the original PS1 title

3608
03:32:04,920 --> 03:32:08,040
while simultaneously managing

3609
03:32:08,040 --> 03:32:10,160
to increase the action level

3610
03:32:10,160 --> 03:32:11,420
of the combat itself.

3611
03:32:11,980 --> 03:32:14,040
They tread a fine line.

3612
03:32:14,040 --> 03:32:17,720
But they've traded it wisely

3613
03:32:17,720 --> 03:32:18,800
and nicely as well.

3614
03:32:19,360 --> 03:32:20,320
They've traded softly

3615
03:32:20,320 --> 03:32:22,460
for they've treaded on my creams.

3616
03:32:28,920 --> 03:32:29,780
Straight ahead.

3617
03:32:29,960 --> 03:32:30,540
Lucky Jade.

3618
03:32:30,760 --> 03:32:31,520
Woodside apartment.

3619
03:32:32,040 --> 03:32:32,460
This it?

3620
03:32:32,620 --> 03:32:32,780
No?

3621
03:32:33,620 --> 03:32:34,460
Next door over.

3622
03:32:38,900 --> 03:32:40,180
Dream stealers.

3623
03:32:40,180 --> 03:32:58,300
Fucking genuine shit my pantsville, Tennessee.

3624
03:32:58,300 --> 03:32:59,420
Woo!

3625
03:32:59,420 --> 03:33:21,240
Fucked it up, man.

3626
03:33:21,320 --> 03:33:21,720
Scared.

3627
03:33:21,800 --> 03:33:22,880
I'm fucking shaking.

3628
03:33:24,880 --> 03:33:25,320
Woo!

3629
03:33:25,320 --> 03:33:25,720
Woo!

3630
03:33:28,000 --> 03:33:29,900
That wasn't histrionics.

3631
03:33:30,440 --> 03:33:32,740
There is no kayfabe there, guys.

3632
03:33:33,320 --> 03:33:36,940
Real shits put up.

3633
03:33:36,940 --> 03:33:37,940
Woo!

3634
03:33:39,000 --> 03:33:39,180
Woo!

3635
03:33:40,180 --> 03:33:40,400
Woo!

3636
03:33:41,400 --> 03:33:41,700
Woo!

3637
03:33:43,640 --> 03:33:44,760
Unbelievable stuff.

3638
03:33:46,200 --> 03:33:48,120
That's what you pay for.

3639
03:33:48,480 --> 03:33:49,360
That's what you want.

3640
03:33:49,840 --> 03:33:50,780
And as of yet,

3641
03:33:51,060 --> 03:33:52,320
three hours into the stream,

3642
03:33:53,000 --> 03:33:54,780
I haven't had that fucking moment.

3643
03:33:55,000 --> 03:33:55,800
That kind of

3644
03:33:55,800 --> 03:33:56,360
bah!

3645
03:33:56,760 --> 03:33:57,160
Rah!

3646
03:33:57,580 --> 03:33:57,920
Rah!

3647
03:33:59,260 --> 03:33:59,980
That's it.

3648
03:34:00,540 --> 03:34:01,680
That Higgins isn't simple.

3649
03:34:01,700 --> 03:34:02,280
Thank you very much,

3650
03:34:02,340 --> 03:34:03,640
their quiet peak.

3651
03:34:05,640 --> 03:34:17,700
Clone named Gibso and Shitty Dick.

3652
03:34:17,800 --> 03:34:18,540
Thank you very much.

3653
03:34:18,780 --> 03:34:19,620
Fucking studio.

3654
03:34:19,940 --> 03:34:20,180
Nine.

3655
03:34:21,260 --> 03:34:22,160
Yours companies.

3656
03:34:23,440 --> 03:34:23,960
Producer!

3657
03:34:26,840 --> 03:34:30,240
And I'm still not out of the woods yet with this bad boy.

3658
03:34:30,900 --> 03:34:32,480
This is bad boy records.

3659
03:34:32,880 --> 03:34:35,380
This is fucking the Diddy Man right here.

3660
03:34:35,380 --> 03:34:37,040
This is what he did to people.

3661
03:34:38,000 --> 03:34:39,040
Diddy fuck,

3662
03:34:39,600 --> 03:34:40,740
says his lawyer.

3663
03:34:42,600 --> 03:34:44,340
Imagine Diddy's lawyer.

3664
03:34:45,140 --> 03:34:46,720
I hope we get to see the trial.

3665
03:34:47,920 --> 03:34:47,980
If,

3666
03:34:48,180 --> 03:34:48,480
do you know,

3667
03:34:48,480 --> 03:34:52,700
they make those grandiose opening statements to the jury in the opening of a trial.

3668
03:34:53,340 --> 03:34:55,300
If the fucking lawyer went.

3669
03:34:56,360 --> 03:34:56,840
So,

3670
03:34:57,080 --> 03:35:01,620
the allegations are he sexually assaulted and abused all of these people.

3671
03:35:02,660 --> 03:35:03,840
Diddy fuck.

3672
03:35:05,120 --> 03:35:06,160
Ladies and gentlemen,

3673
03:35:06,640 --> 03:35:07,540
case closed.

3674
03:35:08,080 --> 03:35:08,940
Thank you very much,

3675
03:35:09,000 --> 03:35:09,920
their brain schlug.

3676
03:35:11,280 --> 03:35:12,780
And clone named Gibso.

3677
03:35:13,000 --> 03:35:13,740
Shitty dick.

3678
03:35:14,460 --> 03:35:15,300
Let's have a look at this cunt.

3679
03:35:15,340 --> 03:35:16,400
Has he got a chainsaw?

3680
03:35:16,780 --> 03:35:17,740
This is one of the,

3681
03:35:17,740 --> 03:35:19,260
the usual crew

3682
03:35:19,260 --> 03:35:20,460
that I've dealt with,

3683
03:35:20,500 --> 03:35:21,880
but they seem to be a lot harder.

3684
03:35:22,040 --> 03:35:23,020
Something's gone on with,

3685
03:35:23,100 --> 03:35:23,560
but this one,

3686
03:35:23,620 --> 03:35:23,780
he's,

3687
03:35:23,840 --> 03:35:26,000
he's been on the vapes.

3688
03:35:26,080 --> 03:35:28,840
Mind your ears,

3689
03:35:28,920 --> 03:35:30,900
I'm about to go live again with this cunt.

3690
03:35:33,740 --> 03:35:34,540
Oh fuck.

3691
03:35:34,960 --> 03:35:36,340
Press X rapidly.

3692
03:35:37,000 --> 03:35:38,080
He's got a chainsaw,

3693
03:35:38,160 --> 03:35:38,520
the cunt.

3694
03:35:39,560 --> 03:35:40,800
Get the key in the door.

3695
03:35:40,960 --> 03:35:42,220
Get the key in the fucking door.

3696
03:35:42,420 --> 03:35:43,280
Can he follow you through?

3697
03:35:46,380 --> 03:35:47,340
Cunt can't door,

3698
03:35:47,420 --> 03:35:47,600
man.

3699
03:35:48,060 --> 03:35:48,900
Cunt can't door.

3700
03:35:57,300 --> 03:35:57,980
Fuck me,

3701
03:35:58,060 --> 03:35:58,280
man.

3702
03:35:58,380 --> 03:35:58,900
Twisted.

3703
03:35:59,460 --> 03:36:02,160
Could I leave you,

3704
03:36:02,480 --> 03:36:03,380
and your shell,

3705
03:36:03,640 --> 03:36:04,220
Could I,

3706
03:36:04,360 --> 03:36:04,920
Klim Crew?

3707
03:36:05,320 --> 03:36:06,140
Thank you.

3708
03:36:06,380 --> 03:36:07,100
Brain schlug.

3709
03:36:07,100 --> 03:36:30,640
Wait.

3710
03:36:30,640 --> 03:36:32,700
Wait.

3711
03:36:32,700 --> 03:36:33,980
Leave you,

3712
03:36:34,360 --> 03:36:35,200
leave you,

3713
03:36:35,580 --> 03:36:37,440
how could I leave you?

3714
03:36:37,880 --> 03:36:40,520
What would I do on my own?

3715
03:36:41,220 --> 03:36:42,900
Putting thoughts of you aside

3716
03:36:42,900 --> 03:36:44,440
in the south of France.

3717
03:36:45,080 --> 03:36:46,460
Would I think of suicide?

3718
03:36:47,020 --> 03:36:47,340
Darling,

3719
03:36:47,420 --> 03:36:48,080
shall we dance?

3720
03:36:50,520 --> 03:36:52,180
Could I live through the pain

3721
03:36:52,180 --> 03:36:53,660
on a terrace in Spain?

3722
03:36:53,820 --> 03:36:54,620
Would it pass?

3723
03:36:55,340 --> 03:36:56,220
It would pass.

3724
03:36:56,800 --> 03:36:58,300
Could I bury my rage

3725
03:36:58,300 --> 03:36:59,800
with a boy half your age

3726
03:36:59,800 --> 03:37:00,480
in the grass?

3727
03:37:01,220 --> 03:37:01,500
What?

3728
03:37:01,500 --> 03:37:04,040
Is he on about getting

3729
03:37:04,040 --> 03:37:04,700
with a lad

3730
03:37:04,700 --> 03:37:06,160
while the fucking wife's

3731
03:37:06,160 --> 03:37:06,700
in Spain?

3732
03:37:08,300 --> 03:37:09,380
Didn't know what was going on.

3733
03:37:09,560 --> 03:37:09,560
I mean,

3734
03:37:09,660 --> 03:37:10,860
there needs to be more

3735
03:37:10,860 --> 03:37:12,140
clarification on this.

3736
03:37:13,900 --> 03:37:14,800
He's really putting

3737
03:37:14,800 --> 03:37:15,860
the gay in the burn.

3738
03:37:16,340 --> 03:37:17,240
Thank you very much there,

3739
03:37:17,340 --> 03:37:18,140
Potato Boss,

3740
03:37:18,280 --> 03:37:19,260
and Yurti Ahern

3741
03:37:19,260 --> 03:37:21,180
for your kind-hearted

3742
03:37:21,180 --> 03:37:22,480
and generous tip.

3743
03:37:22,620 --> 03:37:23,480
Here we are again,

3744
03:37:23,600 --> 03:37:26,120
except in 4K 60p, Francis.

3745
03:37:26,280 --> 03:37:26,980
Not as creepy

3746
03:37:26,980 --> 03:37:28,120
without the PS1 feeling,

3747
03:37:28,200 --> 03:37:29,240
but still as good.

3748
03:37:29,300 --> 03:37:29,800
Did I tell you,

3749
03:37:29,960 --> 03:37:30,860
it's 1080p.

3750
03:37:31,140 --> 03:37:32,640
I don't have the 4K

3751
03:37:32,640 --> 03:37:34,960
ability to stream in 4K,

3752
03:37:35,800 --> 03:37:36,560
but I'm kind of,

3753
03:37:37,200 --> 03:37:37,420
I'm,

3754
03:37:37,720 --> 03:37:38,840
it's not really

3755
03:37:38,840 --> 03:37:41,800
a remarkably big difference,

3756
03:37:41,880 --> 03:37:42,580
I don't think.

3757
03:37:42,640 --> 03:37:44,120
I've seen 4K games

3758
03:37:44,120 --> 03:37:45,320
on 4K monitors,

3759
03:37:45,440 --> 03:37:46,000
and it's like,

3760
03:37:46,700 --> 03:37:46,960
yeah,

3761
03:37:47,040 --> 03:37:47,220
I mean,

3762
03:37:47,220 --> 03:37:48,060
it's all right.

3763
03:37:48,560 --> 03:37:49,380
Fucking hell.

3764
03:37:49,480 --> 03:37:50,220
The way people do it,

3765
03:37:50,260 --> 03:37:51,100
they're singing and dancing

3766
03:37:51,100 --> 03:37:51,500
about it.

3767
03:37:51,660 --> 03:37:52,580
You'd think it was like

3768
03:37:52,580 --> 03:37:54,480
the next evolution

3769
03:37:54,480 --> 03:37:55,560
of visualization.

3770
03:37:56,560 --> 03:37:57,120
Potato Boss,

3771
03:37:57,180 --> 03:37:57,800
thanks very much

3772
03:37:57,800 --> 03:37:58,720
for the tip there.

3773
03:37:59,200 --> 03:37:59,320
But,

3774
03:37:59,520 --> 03:38:00,180
is he on about

3775
03:38:00,180 --> 03:38:01,460
getting with a young fellow

3776
03:38:01,460 --> 03:38:02,600
while the wife's in Spain?

3777
03:38:02,720 --> 03:38:02,920
Let's,

3778
03:38:03,020 --> 03:38:05,000
let's rewind the fucking clock

3779
03:38:05,000 --> 03:38:05,260
there,

3780
03:38:05,340 --> 03:38:05,500
Guy.

3781
03:38:08,000 --> 03:38:09,660
Could I live through the pain

3782
03:38:09,660 --> 03:38:11,060
on a terrace in Spain?

3783
03:38:11,300 --> 03:38:12,120
Would it pass?

3784
03:38:12,840 --> 03:38:13,720
It would pass.

3785
03:38:14,280 --> 03:38:15,780
Could I bury my rage

3786
03:38:15,780 --> 03:38:16,380
with a boy

3787
03:38:16,380 --> 03:38:17,280
half your age

3788
03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:17,960
in the grass?

3789
03:38:18,640 --> 03:38:19,740
With his ass.

3790
03:38:20,140 --> 03:38:20,940
Bet your ass.

3791
03:38:21,940 --> 03:38:22,920
Up his ass.

3792
03:38:22,920 --> 03:38:26,500
He's admitting it.

3793
03:38:29,220 --> 03:38:30,400
Didn't he know?

3794
03:38:35,920 --> 03:38:37,140
Oh, he is singing

3795
03:38:37,140 --> 03:38:38,480
female roles,

3796
03:38:38,660 --> 03:38:39,080
says Craig.

3797
03:38:39,180 --> 03:38:40,020
I forgot about that.

3798
03:38:40,080 --> 03:38:40,740
I think we might have

3799
03:38:40,740 --> 03:38:41,700
established that before.

3800
03:38:41,840 --> 03:38:42,700
We might have gone down

3801
03:38:42,700 --> 03:38:43,360
the exact same.

3802
03:38:43,500 --> 03:38:44,780
I am prone to repeating

3803
03:38:44,780 --> 03:38:47,680
vast swathes of streams

3804
03:38:47,680 --> 03:38:49,920
due to

3805
03:38:49,920 --> 03:38:52,280
inability to recall

3806
03:38:52,280 --> 03:38:53,860
previous fucking

3807
03:38:53,860 --> 03:38:55,320
stuff.

3808
03:38:55,320 --> 03:38:56,080
Now,

3809
03:38:57,280 --> 03:38:58,980
could I leave you?

3810
03:38:59,340 --> 03:38:59,600
No,

3811
03:38:59,740 --> 03:39:00,500
the point is,

3812
03:39:00,560 --> 03:39:01,860
could you leave me?

3813
03:39:02,680 --> 03:39:02,920
Well,

3814
03:39:02,980 --> 03:39:03,940
I guess you could

3815
03:39:03,940 --> 03:39:05,120
leave me the house.

3816
03:39:05,680 --> 03:39:06,900
Leave me the rat.

3817
03:39:07,360 --> 03:39:08,620
Leave me the budgie.

3818
03:39:08,880 --> 03:39:10,100
I'll have the cast.

3819
03:39:10,180 --> 03:39:11,120
Leave me the fat.

3820
03:39:11,580 --> 03:39:12,860
Leave me the rocks.

3821
03:39:13,040 --> 03:39:14,180
Chagals and all that.

3822
03:39:14,280 --> 03:39:15,760
You could leave me the stocks

3823
03:39:15,760 --> 03:39:17,140
for sentiment's sake.

3824
03:39:17,420 --> 03:39:19,400
And 90% of the money

3825
03:39:19,400 --> 03:39:20,060
you make.

3826
03:39:20,200 --> 03:39:20,960
And the rugs.

3827
03:39:21,480 --> 03:39:22,280
And the cooks.

3828
03:39:22,380 --> 03:39:23,160
And the tugs.

3829
03:39:23,160 --> 03:39:24,420
You keep the drugs,

3830
03:39:24,540 --> 03:39:24,720
sweetheart.

3831
03:39:24,880 --> 03:39:25,820
You keep the books,

3832
03:39:25,920 --> 03:39:26,100
honey.

3833
03:39:26,260 --> 03:39:27,620
I'll take the grand sugar.

3834
03:39:27,740 --> 03:39:28,620
You keep the spinach.

3835
03:39:28,940 --> 03:39:30,320
And all of our friends.

3836
03:39:30,400 --> 03:39:32,040
And just wait a goddamn minute.

3837
03:39:32,720 --> 03:39:33,380
Leave you.

3838
03:39:33,720 --> 03:39:34,260
Leave you.

3839
03:39:34,560 --> 03:39:35,940
How could I leave you?

3840
03:39:36,360 --> 03:39:36,860
Sweetheart,

3841
03:39:36,920 --> 03:39:38,240
I'd have to confess.

3842
03:39:40,140 --> 03:39:41,600
Could I leave you?

3843
03:39:42,060 --> 03:39:43,340
Yes.

3844
03:39:44,340 --> 03:39:44,860
Will I?

3845
03:39:45,180 --> 03:39:46,680
Could I leave you?

3846
03:39:47,100 --> 03:39:49,180
Will I leave you?

3847
03:39:53,640 --> 03:39:54,160
Guess.

3848
03:39:58,660 --> 03:40:00,280
Lovely bit of stuff there.

3849
03:40:01,040 --> 03:40:01,840
Beautiful stuff.

3850
03:40:01,920 --> 03:40:02,900
And it really worked well

3851
03:40:02,900 --> 03:40:03,580
with the images

3852
03:40:03,580 --> 03:40:04,780
we were seeing on the screen

3853
03:40:04,780 --> 03:40:05,740
from the Silent Hill

3854
03:40:05,740 --> 03:40:06,940
Bloober team, boys.

3855
03:40:08,320 --> 03:40:09,820
With these fucking

3856
03:40:09,820 --> 03:40:11,080
beautiful bright coins.

3857
03:40:11,180 --> 03:40:12,200
These bright coins

3858
03:40:12,200 --> 03:40:13,760
in the five holes bee

3859
03:40:13,760 --> 03:40:15,440
first sits the maiden

3860
03:40:15,440 --> 03:40:16,880
underneath the tree.

3861
03:40:17,780 --> 03:40:19,040
The wind from behind.

3862
03:40:21,500 --> 03:40:23,580
Sorry, it's a comedy fart noise.

3863
03:40:24,340 --> 03:40:26,160
I do stoop that low

3864
03:40:26,160 --> 03:40:27,600
on many occasions.

3865
03:40:28,640 --> 03:40:29,800
You will see this.

3866
03:40:30,000 --> 03:40:31,300
The wind from behind.

3867
03:40:31,660 --> 03:40:33,020
The maiden doth blow.

3868
03:40:33,480 --> 03:40:34,820
A beautiful flower.

3869
03:40:35,280 --> 03:40:36,720
Alone has to grow.

3870
03:40:36,920 --> 03:40:38,100
And here comes the man.

3871
03:40:38,220 --> 03:40:39,380
So sleek and so fine.

3872
03:40:39,620 --> 03:40:40,620
This sounds like the lyrics

3873
03:40:40,620 --> 03:40:41,520
that we've just heard.

3874
03:40:41,600 --> 03:40:42,220
Gay rhyme.

3875
03:40:42,560 --> 03:40:43,460
In the pale moonlight.

3876
03:40:43,460 --> 03:40:45,260
His eyes doth shine.

3877
03:40:45,940 --> 03:40:46,920
Leave me the cat.

3878
03:40:47,500 --> 03:40:48,620
I'll do fine.

3879
03:40:52,540 --> 03:40:54,380
Basically, just go find some coins.

3880
03:40:54,520 --> 03:40:55,320
They could have just wrote

3881
03:40:55,320 --> 03:40:57,160
go find some coins.

3882
03:41:02,600 --> 03:41:03,600
Christian, Erwin,

3883
03:41:03,720 --> 03:41:05,300
thank you very much there for that.

3884
03:41:05,980 --> 03:41:07,320
Lovely bit of stuff.

3885
03:41:08,940 --> 03:41:09,380
Hoppo.

3886
03:41:09,460 --> 03:41:10,440
We don't use doors

3887
03:41:10,440 --> 03:41:11,420
around here.

3888
03:41:12,780 --> 03:41:13,800
Maybe I will though.

3889
03:41:15,540 --> 03:41:16,540
Just do that again

3890
03:41:16,540 --> 03:41:18,400
just to fucking spite the door.

3891
03:41:20,240 --> 03:41:21,160
The door's there

3892
03:41:21,160 --> 03:41:21,760
on its hinges

3893
03:41:21,760 --> 03:41:22,220
swinging

3894
03:41:22,220 --> 03:41:23,020
thinking it's the big

3895
03:41:23,020 --> 03:41:23,800
swinging door.

3896
03:41:30,800 --> 03:41:31,680
Handgun ammo.

3897
03:41:31,760 --> 03:41:32,220
That's great.

3898
03:41:32,300 --> 03:41:33,220
It's great to know

3899
03:41:33,220 --> 03:41:33,980
that we're gonna get

3900
03:41:33,980 --> 03:41:34,780
fucking peace

3901
03:41:34,780 --> 03:41:35,920
at some stage.

3902
03:41:37,060 --> 03:41:38,060
Probably only gonna be

3903
03:41:38,060 --> 03:41:38,880
like two bullets

3904
03:41:38,880 --> 03:41:39,860
in the chamber.

3905
03:41:40,680 --> 03:41:41,940
Just to add another bit

3906
03:41:41,940 --> 03:41:42,360
of fucking

3907
03:41:42,360 --> 03:41:44,100
liquid suspense.

3908
03:41:44,780 --> 03:41:45,640
Liquid suspension.

3909
03:41:48,260 --> 03:41:49,460
Tip toe through

3910
03:41:49,460 --> 03:41:50,440
the slick

3911
03:41:50,440 --> 03:41:52,080
lips.

3912
03:41:52,280 --> 03:41:53,060
Thank you very much.

3913
03:41:54,680 --> 03:41:55,280
Tip there.

3914
03:41:55,360 --> 03:41:56,020
No items.

3915
03:41:56,020 --> 03:42:05,280
I can hear some squelch

3916
03:42:05,280 --> 03:42:06,680
and some gluttonous

3917
03:42:06,680 --> 03:42:07,920
curdling

3918
03:42:07,920 --> 03:42:10,440
bowel fucking movement

3919
03:42:10,440 --> 03:42:11,020
somewhere.

3920
03:42:11,220 --> 03:42:12,160
There's someone who's

3921
03:42:12,160 --> 03:42:13,680
really done a number

3922
03:42:13,680 --> 03:42:14,380
on their health.

3923
03:42:14,720 --> 03:42:15,440
Hasn't looked after

3924
03:42:15,440 --> 03:42:15,960
themselves

3925
03:42:15,960 --> 03:42:17,620
and is in a pickle.

3926
03:42:17,760 --> 03:42:18,400
Out of sorts.

3927
03:42:21,920 --> 03:42:22,660
Aaron Lee.

3928
03:42:22,760 --> 03:42:23,360
How are you?

3929
03:42:23,580 --> 03:42:24,440
Happy to see the stream.

3930
03:42:24,540 --> 03:42:25,260
Thank you very much

3931
03:42:25,260 --> 03:42:26,420
for your comment.

3932
03:42:26,840 --> 03:42:27,960
I hope that you are

3933
03:42:27,960 --> 03:42:28,840
well tonight.

3934
03:42:29,020 --> 03:42:29,240
Aaron.

3935
03:42:29,680 --> 03:42:30,680
Dear Madam.

3936
03:42:31,820 --> 03:42:32,960
In response to your

3937
03:42:32,960 --> 03:42:34,220
complaint regarding

3938
03:42:34,220 --> 03:42:35,100
gunshots.

3939
03:42:36,320 --> 03:42:37,480
Coming from apartment

3940
03:42:37,480 --> 03:42:38,360
217.

3941
03:42:38,660 --> 03:42:39,580
We've paid a visit

3942
03:42:39,580 --> 03:42:40,180
to the tenant.

3943
03:42:40,300 --> 03:42:41,180
He assured us that he

3944
03:42:41,180 --> 03:42:42,040
does not own any

3945
03:42:42,040 --> 03:42:42,580
firearms.

3946
03:42:43,400 --> 03:42:43,980
He was fully

3947
03:42:43,980 --> 03:42:45,120
cooperative and granted

3948
03:42:45,120 --> 03:42:45,900
his access to the

3949
03:42:45,900 --> 03:42:46,260
apartment.

3950
03:42:46,460 --> 03:42:47,460
True to his words.

3951
03:42:47,620 --> 03:42:48,900
We did not find any

3952
03:42:48,900 --> 03:42:49,980
weapons or traces of

3953
03:42:49,980 --> 03:42:50,580
using one.

3954
03:42:50,580 --> 03:42:54,180
Should the noise

3955
03:42:54,180 --> 03:42:55,920
persist please inform

3956
03:42:55,920 --> 03:42:56,800
the janitor.

3957
03:42:58,480 --> 03:42:58,920
Sincerely.

3958
03:42:59,200 --> 03:43:00,200
Woodside Apartments

3959
03:43:00,200 --> 03:43:00,920
Administration.

3960
03:43:11,660 --> 03:43:12,460
Connor can you

3961
03:43:12,460 --> 03:43:13,480
upload your old streams

3962
03:43:13,480 --> 03:43:14,020
in New Vegas?

3963
03:43:14,100 --> 03:43:14,660
Yeah they're up there

3964
03:43:14,660 --> 03:43:17,140
in this sensual stream

3965
03:43:17,140 --> 03:43:18,360
playlist on the channel

3966
03:43:18,360 --> 03:43:18,740
Connor.

3967
03:43:19,220 --> 03:43:20,080
If you just go on the

3968
03:43:20,080 --> 03:43:20,840
fucking channel you're

3969
03:43:20,840 --> 03:43:21,660
watching this video on

3970
03:43:21,660 --> 03:43:22,260
now and it says

3971
03:43:22,260 --> 03:43:22,860
playlists.

3972
03:43:23,480 --> 03:43:25,280
It says streams and

3973
03:43:25,280 --> 03:43:25,840
it's there.

3974
03:43:26,080 --> 03:43:27,440
But it's the ill-fated

3975
03:43:27,440 --> 03:43:29,540
Fallout New Vegas

3976
03:43:29,540 --> 03:43:30,020
stream.

3977
03:43:30,540 --> 03:43:31,500
Unfinished symphony.

3978
03:43:33,060 --> 03:43:33,360
You know.

3979
03:43:34,880 --> 03:43:35,640
Just couldn't.

3980
03:43:36,640 --> 03:43:38,020
I don't know if that's

3981
03:43:38,020 --> 03:43:38,460
going to happen.

3982
03:43:39,220 --> 03:43:39,840
Going back to that.

3983
03:43:39,980 --> 03:43:40,980
How can you go back to

3984
03:43:40,980 --> 03:43:41,580
that after this?

3985
03:43:41,840 --> 03:43:42,460
Is anyone there?

3986
03:43:43,780 --> 03:43:46,780
I know it's next gen versus

3987
03:43:46,780 --> 03:43:48,040
old gen.

3988
03:43:48,040 --> 03:43:49,180
Last gen but I mean.

3989
03:43:51,180 --> 03:43:52,380
It just wasn't doing it

3990
03:43:52,380 --> 03:43:52,720
for me.

3991
03:43:54,300 --> 03:43:55,660
It's too much fucking around

3992
03:43:55,660 --> 03:43:56,480
with your inventory.

3993
03:43:57,540 --> 03:43:59,760
And too much side questing.

3994
03:44:00,440 --> 03:44:02,160
And not enough on rails

3995
03:44:02,160 --> 03:44:03,580
linearity for idiots.

3996
03:44:03,580 --> 03:44:06,440
I like on rails linearity for idiots.

3997
03:44:06,660 --> 03:44:07,420
I like this stuff.

3998
03:44:07,700 --> 03:44:08,700
I like seeing that.

3999
03:44:09,160 --> 03:44:10,300
Two fucking mannequins.

4000
03:44:10,880 --> 03:44:13,400
Did the head of the mannequin move?

4001
03:44:13,780 --> 03:44:14,580
The one on the right?

4002
03:44:16,060 --> 03:44:17,100
You know that's what we're dealing

4003
03:44:17,100 --> 03:44:17,740
with here folks.

4004
03:44:17,820 --> 03:44:19,360
This is not some sort of fucking.

4005
03:44:20,360 --> 03:44:22,240
This is not fucking tea and biscuits

4006
03:44:22,240 --> 03:44:23,840
around grandma's house.

4007
03:44:24,420 --> 03:44:24,680
Yeah.

4008
03:44:25,220 --> 03:44:26,500
This is the real shit.

4009
03:44:29,500 --> 03:44:30,720
And we've no torch.

4010
03:44:31,880 --> 03:44:32,280
Again.

4011
03:44:33,100 --> 03:44:34,480
If anybody there in the chat

4012
03:44:34,480 --> 03:44:35,160
can let me know.

4013
03:44:35,440 --> 03:44:36,900
Have I missed the torch?

4014
03:44:37,280 --> 03:44:38,720
Do I need to find the torch?

4015
03:44:38,800 --> 03:44:39,480
Have I missed it?

4016
03:44:46,560 --> 03:44:47,160
Oh yeah.

4017
03:44:47,880 --> 03:44:48,280
Oh yeah.

4018
03:44:48,280 --> 03:44:49,980
I mean look at the fucking setup.

4019
03:44:50,280 --> 03:44:50,880
Look at the.

4020
03:44:50,980 --> 03:44:51,400
The.

4021
03:44:51,520 --> 03:44:52,980
The mise en scene.

4022
03:44:53,440 --> 03:44:54,400
The ambience.

4023
03:44:54,400 --> 03:44:59,060
Look at the state of the place.

4024
03:44:59,420 --> 03:45:00,800
It looks like there's two ghosts

4025
03:45:00,800 --> 03:45:03,220
either side of a mannequin

4026
03:45:03,220 --> 03:45:04,740
with a light.

4027
03:45:04,820 --> 03:45:05,620
And there's the torch.

4028
03:45:06,220 --> 03:45:07,360
Just as I said

4029
03:45:07,360 --> 03:45:08,580
there's the fucking torch.

4030
03:45:12,000 --> 03:45:13,440
I'll just give one of these

4031
03:45:13,440 --> 03:45:13,880
a fucking

4032
03:45:13,880 --> 03:45:15,940
seven by twelve.

4033
03:45:16,380 --> 03:45:17,220
And then this one.

4034
03:45:17,840 --> 03:45:19,220
Just a two by three.

4035
03:45:20,600 --> 03:45:21,660
Give that the six.

4036
03:45:21,660 --> 03:45:32,180
I mean fuck.

4037
03:45:32,480 --> 03:45:32,700
It's.

4038
03:45:33,580 --> 03:45:35,180
You gotta really just take a moment

4039
03:45:35,180 --> 03:45:37,140
to appreciate what these guys have done.

4040
03:45:38,360 --> 03:45:38,880
But I mean

4041
03:45:38,880 --> 03:45:39,900
I'm thinking back to the

4042
03:45:39,900 --> 03:45:41,400
PS2 original.

4043
03:45:42,860 --> 03:45:44,960
And I think that was a scarier moment

4044
03:45:44,960 --> 03:45:45,420
than this.

4045
03:45:45,560 --> 03:45:46,400
It seems scarier.

4046
03:45:46,800 --> 03:45:48,800
saying that I just

4047
03:45:48,800 --> 03:45:50,820
had a fucking pan shitter

4048
03:45:50,820 --> 03:45:51,720
of a moment there

4049
03:45:51,720 --> 03:45:52,660
ten minutes ago.

4050
03:45:59,460 --> 03:46:01,320
I'm rotating that right and left

4051
03:46:01,320 --> 03:46:03,300
because I'm too scared

4052
03:46:03,300 --> 03:46:06,160
to carry on.

4053
03:46:06,240 --> 03:46:07,180
I know there's gonna be something

4054
03:46:07,180 --> 03:46:08,900
once I've done this.

4055
03:46:08,980 --> 03:46:10,120
Once I've put this in the pocket.

4056
03:46:13,120 --> 03:46:13,560
That's it.

4057
03:46:13,640 --> 03:46:14,980
And just a sigh there.

4058
03:46:15,080 --> 03:46:15,820
Just a sigh.

4059
03:46:15,960 --> 03:46:16,820
Not a scream.

4060
03:46:17,000 --> 03:46:18,960
Not a whimper or a fucking welch.

4061
03:46:19,560 --> 03:46:20,360
But definitely a

4062
03:46:20,360 --> 03:46:20,840
Yeah.

4063
03:46:22,900 --> 03:46:23,460
They did it.

4064
03:46:23,540 --> 03:46:24,360
They did it the cunts.

4065
03:46:24,460 --> 03:46:25,360
They fucking did it.

4066
03:46:25,840 --> 03:46:27,340
And they're doing it again.

4067
03:46:27,520 --> 03:46:28,360
And they're gonna do it

4068
03:46:28,360 --> 03:46:29,180
and keep doing it.

4069
03:46:29,220 --> 03:46:30,180
That's the problem with them.

4070
03:46:30,420 --> 03:46:31,640
They don't let up.

4071
03:46:31,720 --> 03:46:32,300
There's no let up.

4072
03:46:32,360 --> 03:46:33,200
There's no respite.

4073
03:46:34,880 --> 03:46:35,320
Bullets.

4074
03:46:35,520 --> 03:46:36,000
We have.

4075
03:46:36,100 --> 03:46:36,860
No gunnage.

4076
03:46:37,300 --> 03:46:38,780
But we do have

4077
03:46:38,780 --> 03:46:40,440
a stick with the nails.

4078
03:46:40,660 --> 03:46:40,680
We.

4079
03:46:40,840 --> 03:46:42,100
The beloved stick with nails

4080
03:46:42,100 --> 03:46:43,780
is going to have to deal

4081
03:46:43,780 --> 03:46:46,440
at this blackjack table here.

4082
03:46:48,180 --> 03:46:48,840
Fuck yeah.

4083
03:46:49,160 --> 03:46:49,660
Fuck yeah.

4084
03:46:50,020 --> 03:46:50,580
Fuck yeah.

4085
03:47:00,020 --> 03:47:01,280
Dancing in the dark.

4086
03:47:01,280 --> 03:47:02,280
Fuck yeah.

4087
03:47:18,440 --> 03:47:19,460
An arm there.

4088
03:47:20,200 --> 03:47:21,780
And what have we got here?

4089
03:47:22,380 --> 03:47:23,760
There's something in the drawer here.

4090
03:47:28,700 --> 03:47:29,940
And that's a lovely key.

4091
03:47:30,300 --> 03:47:31,360
Can we rotate that?

4092
03:47:31,720 --> 03:47:32,600
That's for the chute.

4093
03:47:35,280 --> 03:47:36,960
A courtyard key.

4094
03:47:40,920 --> 03:47:42,800
I'd be a lot more scared now

4095
03:47:42,800 --> 03:47:44,260
if these fuckers came to life.

4096
03:47:44,360 --> 03:47:45,100
These clothes.

4097
03:47:46,000 --> 03:47:47,500
They're, uh, Mary's.

4098
03:47:48,680 --> 03:47:49,000
Are they?

4099
03:47:49,000 --> 03:48:04,760
Lovely sewing machine there.

4100
03:48:05,800 --> 03:48:06,840
Lovely mannequin.

4101
03:48:09,060 --> 03:48:10,120
Lovely atmosphere.

4102
03:48:10,120 --> 03:48:14,120
Beautiful atmosphere.

4103
03:48:14,120 --> 03:48:26,060
atmosphere. Is that what she was wearing in the pic? Let's have a look at our picture

4104
03:48:26,060 --> 03:48:37,500
box. Memos. No? No? Key items. No? Equipment. Personal stuff. Mary.

4105
03:48:37,500 --> 03:48:57,140
It's more of a pink cardigan on a floral blouse. Whereas the mannequin had a... It really is. It really is.

4106
03:48:57,140 --> 03:49:18,120
Get the fuck out of here. Fast. I'm glad that we've got the torch anyways. That was badly needed.

4107
03:49:20,740 --> 03:49:26,860
We're going room to room. Check out our map there. Southvale Woodside apartment is where we at.

4108
03:49:26,860 --> 03:49:32,660
Admin note. I think I read it. Yeah. Response to your complaint. Gunshots. Come from the apartment.

4109
03:49:32,800 --> 03:49:37,940
Paid a visit to the tenant. 217. Is that where we just were? He was fully cooperative. Granted access.

4110
03:49:38,460 --> 03:49:43,260
True to words. Not finding weapons or traces of use among should the noise persist. So there's a gun

4111
03:49:43,260 --> 03:49:52,300
in 217. Or have we picked up bullets in 217? That's the question that I find myself stumped by.

4112
03:49:52,300 --> 03:50:00,540
Oh no. I don't even know what floor I'm on. I'm on the second floor. No. I'm on the first. I am on the second floor.

4113
03:50:01,660 --> 03:50:13,380
And I was just in 202. So we need to go to 217? Question mark over there. You're going to have to go through the courtyard.

4114
03:50:13,380 --> 03:50:23,780
A chute. Possibly per chance. Maybe up the stairs. Let's go and check to 211 end of the corridor first.

4115
03:50:25,060 --> 03:50:33,060
See if there's any goodies in there. There might be a fucking... Oh, whatchamacallit. A health bar.

4116
03:50:34,740 --> 03:50:39,140
A syringe. We're the classic agnostic guys. Higgy Schmalls. Thank you very much for your Schmalls.

4117
03:50:41,780 --> 03:50:50,980
Very, very kind of you. Just in from seeing Crowded House. They were asking for you. Crowded House are asking for you. Can't use that key.

4118
03:50:53,460 --> 03:51:03,940
Everywhere you go. You always take the weather. You always take the spiked bat with you. Everywhere you go. You always take the spiked bat.

4119
03:51:03,940 --> 03:51:08,020
Twisted! Take the spiked bat. The spiked bat with you.

4120
03:51:16,660 --> 03:51:29,540
Walking down the street with a big fucking spiked bat. Looking for some guns to smash them with. Looking for a nice little box of gun bullets.

4121
03:51:30,660 --> 03:51:41,140
Another one. And a fucking another one. No way out. We're trapped in a den of our own iniquity here. Have a little look here.

4122
03:51:41,140 --> 03:51:44,500
Top of the stairs. Nothing doing. Closed off.

4123
03:51:47,140 --> 03:51:54,820
Beware all who go here. This is not for you. This place is not for you. Do not come. Do not come.

4124
03:52:03,700 --> 03:52:06,420
Oh yeah. Didn't know I had that.

4125
03:52:10,100 --> 03:52:18,100
Walking down the street with Reesey Weesey. Looking for a slice of lemon cake.

4126
03:52:26,020 --> 03:52:29,060
The fuck am I going now? Is it a courtyard key or is it a fucking...

4127
03:52:30,180 --> 03:52:33,620
Waste of time. Waste of skin. Back off.

4128
03:52:36,180 --> 03:52:38,740
Uh, 303. No, that's the wrong one.

4129
03:52:43,780 --> 03:52:44,980
Fucking sand man.

4130
03:52:49,780 --> 03:52:51,460
I've only been sand with you.

4131
03:52:52,900 --> 03:52:54,420
202. Can you go out there?

4132
03:52:54,420 --> 03:53:12,820
I'm getting Annie Lennox here. Doing all this running around.

4133
03:53:12,820 --> 03:53:18,820
I'm getting Annie Lennox here. Doing all this running around.

4134
03:53:18,820 --> 03:53:40,980
Jackie Lennox. The last chips of Jackie Lennox. Last of the Mohicans. Last of the blowheicans.

4135
03:53:46,980 --> 03:53:50,100
Bullets are cooking in my kitchen.

4136
03:53:58,020 --> 03:54:02,500
Oh, fuck. I don't know if I've hit a fucking brick wall here or what the story is, but I mean...

4137
03:54:02,500 --> 03:54:11,620
Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Jackie Lennox. Yeah.

4138
03:54:11,620 --> 03:54:25,020
A disembodied head has found his way onto your stream, just shouting, yeah, yeah, Jackie Lennox, yeah.

4139
03:54:25,940 --> 03:54:31,440
Yeah! Go on, Jackie! Yeah!

4140
03:54:34,440 --> 03:54:39,340
It's just a brief moment of Jackie Lennox-ization there.

4141
03:54:40,300 --> 03:54:46,640
It really is, it's meaningless to me, but it does offer a brief respite from the waltzing around.

4142
03:54:47,680 --> 03:54:56,360
Trampling around this godforsaken woodside apartment, beautifully rendered using the fucking Unreal Engine 5.

4143
03:54:57,440 --> 03:54:58,860
But at what cost?

4144
03:54:59,860 --> 03:55:03,580
I must say, I am thoroughly stumped.

4145
03:55:03,580 --> 03:55:06,940
Does anybody know exactly where to go here?

4146
03:55:08,980 --> 03:55:15,280
I'm just gonna keep doing these fucking randomized arm and hand shapes.

4147
03:55:15,320 --> 03:55:23,600
This is where the stream has sadly hit the ADHD has taken its toll.

4148
03:55:23,780 --> 03:55:26,780
Somebody said that that was the case when I first started the stream.

4149
03:55:26,860 --> 03:55:29,580
Hit me with the your ADHD pill.

4150
03:55:30,080 --> 03:55:34,580
But I actually deny all accusations and refute those allegations.

4151
03:55:34,880 --> 03:55:36,220
I don't think it's that at all.

4152
03:55:36,220 --> 03:55:36,220
I don't think it's that at all.

4153
03:55:39,220 --> 03:55:43,540
One O. Try searching Donatella Versace and clicking images.

4154
03:55:44,220 --> 03:55:45,300
Earthenware vase.

4155
03:55:45,540 --> 03:55:46,120
Not a clue.

4156
03:55:46,340 --> 03:55:47,120
Keep it unreal.

4157
03:55:48,480 --> 03:55:49,160
Bless you.

4158
03:55:52,300 --> 03:55:53,620
Sorry, I missed a tip there.

4159
03:55:53,620 --> 03:55:55,320
Ireland's shittest town.

4160
03:55:55,460 --> 03:55:56,920
Thank you very much for the tip there.

4161
03:55:57,440 --> 03:55:59,540
And tiptoe through the slick lips.

4162
03:56:01,040 --> 03:56:01,840
Christian Irwin.

4163
03:56:02,840 --> 03:56:03,980
I hope you're doing well.

4164
03:56:04,620 --> 03:56:05,280
Second floor.

4165
03:56:05,400 --> 03:56:05,720
Is that...

4166
03:56:05,720 --> 03:56:07,220
You haven't gone to the second floor yet.

4167
03:56:07,340 --> 03:56:07,860
Ubermensch.

4168
03:56:07,940 --> 03:56:08,640
I was up there.

4169
03:56:08,900 --> 03:56:10,300
I thought I was up there, no?

4170
03:56:14,640 --> 03:56:20,780
What about this shoot room, no?

4171
03:56:30,520 --> 03:56:34,980
Walking down the street with a gang of sick guns.

4172
03:56:35,340 --> 03:56:39,020
Looking for a place to get some food.

4173
03:56:39,020 --> 03:56:51,660
Kiva F knows what to crack.

4174
03:56:51,740 --> 03:56:54,680
Kiva F, go out the door on the ground floor.

4175
03:56:54,940 --> 03:56:58,060
You need a key four on your left, daddy-o.

4176
03:56:58,100 --> 03:57:01,200
It sounded like a fucking beatnik poem you were giving me there.

4177
03:57:01,280 --> 03:57:05,800
Kiva, thank you very much for letting me know that that is the exact route we need to go.

4178
03:57:08,160 --> 03:57:12,140
Walking down the stairs like a fucking lost cunt.

4179
03:57:12,560 --> 03:57:16,040
Looking for the door to the courtyard key.

4180
03:57:18,440 --> 03:57:22,260
Load of bad twats on the next corner.

4181
03:57:22,800 --> 03:57:24,100
Here we go, baby.

4182
03:57:24,240 --> 03:57:27,500
That's straight into fucking liquid swords mode.

4183
03:57:34,320 --> 03:57:35,660
Shoot mode enabled.

4184
03:57:37,300 --> 03:57:50,800
Yeah, I think the blast of the gay burn has heralded a new musical era of the stream.

4185
03:57:51,580 --> 03:57:58,180
I don't know whether or not it's helping, but it definitely does help me in moments of lostness.

4186
03:57:58,180 --> 03:57:59,480
Lost vagueness.

4187
03:57:59,580 --> 03:58:06,680
Which I think might have been a fucking stage at Electric Picnic in 2006.

4188
03:58:10,680 --> 03:58:15,440
Locaine siblings murder perpetrator commits suicide in custody.

4189
03:58:15,980 --> 03:58:16,760
Trigger warning.

4190
03:58:17,980 --> 03:58:26,060
This story contains graphic descriptions of someone fucking doing the ending of themselves.

4191
03:58:30,560 --> 03:58:41,240
Walter Sullivan, the culprit in a recent homicide case, was found dead, having taken his own life on the morning of 22nd in his jail cell.

4192
03:58:42,900 --> 03:58:45,520
According to the police statement, Sullivan's death.

4193
03:58:45,520 --> 03:58:49,140
They should do this on RT News when they read out these horrific stuff.

4194
03:58:49,340 --> 03:58:55,480
They should put a dissonant fucking John Carpenter-esque piano moment in it.

4195
03:58:56,760 --> 03:59:05,580
According to the police statement, Sullivan's death was caused by blood loss resulting from severe cartoid artery, with a soup spoon buried two inches in his neck.

4196
03:59:06,900 --> 03:59:12,560
Sullivan was apprehended on the 18th of the month on account of brutally murdering Billy and Miriam Locaine.

4197
03:59:14,560 --> 03:59:27,740
Even though Walter Sullivan did not strike a former schoolmate from his hometown of Pleasant River as someone capable of murdering children, the schoolmate admits to having witnessed Sullivan in a state of severe paranoia shortly before his arrest.

4198
03:59:28,680 --> 03:59:31,780
He was blurting out all sorts of strange stuff like,

4199
03:59:31,860 --> 03:59:32,780
He's trying to kill me.

4200
03:59:32,840 --> 03:59:33,720
He's trying to punish me.

4201
03:59:33,780 --> 03:59:34,280
The monster.

4202
03:59:34,400 --> 03:59:35,000
The red devil.

4203
03:59:35,120 --> 03:59:35,600
Forgive me.

4204
03:59:35,660 --> 03:59:36,200
I did it.

4205
03:59:36,260 --> 03:59:36,560
But...

4206
03:59:39,620 --> 03:59:42,400
Did he just mention the red devil there, Gaz?

4207
03:59:44,400 --> 03:59:47,400
Oh, I can't believe it.

4208
03:59:47,580 --> 03:59:51,780
One mention and I'm quick here, right there when you need me.

4209
03:59:52,080 --> 03:59:56,300
In the little foxhole, ready to give my account of everything.

4210
03:59:56,800 --> 04:00:01,860
And I've got to say, at this moment in time, the story goes that this guy probably killed the kid.

4211
04:00:02,300 --> 04:00:08,320
But I'll tell you this, when I talked to the guy who knew him, he said he was blurting out all sorts of strange stuff like,

4212
04:00:08,420 --> 04:00:09,680
Oh, he's trying to kill me.

4213
04:00:09,780 --> 04:00:10,740
He's trying to punish me.

4214
04:00:11,380 --> 04:00:11,700
Valencia.

4215
04:00:12,300 --> 04:00:12,740
Fergie.

4216
04:00:13,120 --> 04:00:14,380
Back in our day, Fergie.

4217
04:00:14,380 --> 04:00:14,940
Apollicus.

4218
04:00:14,940 --> 04:00:15,760
The monster.

4219
04:00:16,080 --> 04:00:16,760
The red devil.

4220
04:00:17,080 --> 04:00:17,660
Forgive me.

4221
04:00:17,980 --> 04:00:18,600
I did it.

4222
04:00:18,940 --> 04:00:19,980
But it wasn't me.

4223
04:00:20,180 --> 04:00:21,820
Like Shaggy in that song.

4224
04:00:22,660 --> 04:00:25,000
I guess now that I think of it, it was kind of crazy.

4225
04:00:26,260 --> 04:00:28,380
The schoolmate concludes.

4226
04:00:29,120 --> 04:00:30,760
So demonic.

4227
04:00:38,180 --> 04:00:38,740
Thanks very much.

4228
04:00:38,740 --> 04:00:46,140
Thanks very much, Neil Oliver there for those added bits of spice on the back of Gary Neville's devil bag.

4229
04:00:47,740 --> 04:00:56,260
But she caught me on the camera.

4230
04:00:56,260 --> 04:00:58,300
We even did it in the courtyard.

4231
04:00:58,300 --> 04:01:00,800
I have the key.

4232
04:01:00,800 --> 04:01:03,460
We went down the chute looking for some trouble.

4233
04:01:03,960 --> 04:01:04,840
I have the key.

4234
04:01:04,840 --> 04:01:04,840
I have the key.

4235
04:01:04,840 --> 04:01:04,840
I have the key.

4236
04:01:08,340 --> 04:01:10,220
Doesn't really work.

4237
04:01:10,920 --> 04:01:12,100
Press X to jump down.

4238
04:01:13,520 --> 04:01:15,240
Press X to end everything.

4239
04:01:19,240 --> 04:01:20,180
Suicide mod.

4240
04:01:21,520 --> 04:01:22,000
Fuck.

4241
04:01:22,000 --> 04:01:40,880
There's definitely some creepazoid around here.

4242
04:01:42,560 --> 04:01:47,580
His precise location remains unknown to Gardaí.

4243
04:01:49,000 --> 04:01:52,000
The man was apprehended inside woodside apartments.

4244
04:01:52,360 --> 04:01:54,100
Followed by a mirage of spiders.

4245
04:01:55,440 --> 04:01:56,480
A four-legged arse.

4246
04:01:56,700 --> 04:01:57,740
A scarab beetle.

4247
04:01:58,020 --> 04:01:58,700
And a crab.

4248
04:02:03,120 --> 04:02:04,240
Nutrition supplement.

4249
04:02:05,040 --> 04:02:06,600
So now, let's have a little look.

4250
04:02:06,700 --> 04:02:07,620
Let's see what we're doing.

4251
04:02:07,720 --> 04:02:08,720
I'm beginning to flag.

4252
04:02:08,820 --> 04:02:09,740
I gotta say.

4253
04:02:09,840 --> 04:02:10,900
I'm beginning to flag.

4254
04:02:11,020 --> 04:02:11,600
Maybe it's been...

4255
04:02:11,600 --> 04:02:12,260
Oh, yeah, it's been four.

4256
04:02:12,900 --> 04:02:13,820
I said I'd do three.

4257
04:02:14,320 --> 04:02:15,320
It's for...

4258
04:02:15,320 --> 04:02:16,380
Another 15 minutes.

4259
04:02:16,540 --> 04:02:19,420
We'll round it off to a lovely 12 bells situation.

4260
04:02:19,420 --> 04:02:22,540
And then come back fresh as a daisy's arse tomorrow.

4261
04:02:23,380 --> 04:02:29,260
Apologies for any Shafayites out there who are asking for Shafay's renaissance.

4262
04:02:29,860 --> 04:02:33,000
But a reemergence into the fucking stream world.

4263
04:02:33,000 --> 04:02:34,000
But, I mean...

4264
04:02:34,000 --> 04:02:36,380
Need to, uh...

4265
04:02:36,380 --> 04:02:38,500
Need to wait on that one for a moment or two.

4266
04:02:39,460 --> 04:02:40,940
Or a hot minute, as they say.

4267
04:02:44,440 --> 04:02:44,880
Shafay's renaissance.

4268
04:02:46,120 --> 04:02:48,000
I'm a bit of a Shafay's renaissance man myself.

4269
04:02:53,000 --> 04:02:54,120
Don't even know where I am.

4270
04:02:54,320 --> 04:02:55,140
Don't even know where I'm going.

4271
04:02:55,140 --> 04:03:06,600
What game is this?

4272
04:03:06,660 --> 04:03:08,060
That's Dangerous Mouse 20.

4273
04:03:08,300 --> 04:03:10,040
It's Roblox 2.

4274
04:03:10,700 --> 04:03:11,760
A New Hope.

4275
04:03:13,140 --> 04:03:15,020
Featuring the Stuart Shafay mod.

4276
04:03:15,180 --> 04:03:17,140
It's got a Shafay mod installed.

4277
04:03:18,140 --> 04:03:19,140
And a fucking...

4278
04:03:22,740 --> 04:03:24,500
So, abuse texture pack.

4279
04:03:25,440 --> 04:03:25,620
Heh.

4280
04:03:26,820 --> 04:03:27,380
I insta...

4281
04:03:27,380 --> 04:03:30,200
I fucking modded it with the abuse texture pack.

4282
04:03:30,380 --> 04:03:32,140
And it's got a fucking tortured mindset.

4283
04:03:35,140 --> 04:03:35,660
Uh...

4284
04:03:35,660 --> 04:03:36,880
What would you say over the...

4285
04:03:36,880 --> 04:03:37,760
What else...

4286
04:03:37,760 --> 04:03:39,700
What other game lingo could you say there, lads?

4287
04:03:39,780 --> 04:03:40,420
I'm running...

4288
04:03:40,420 --> 04:03:41,140
I'm...

4289
04:03:41,140 --> 04:03:42,120
Drawing blanks here.

4290
04:03:48,140 --> 04:03:50,260
Dreams and Moans mod.

4291
04:03:53,140 --> 04:03:53,580
Re...

4292
04:03:53,580 --> 04:03:54,120
Reskin.

4293
04:03:54,700 --> 04:03:56,200
It's got an Atari reskin.

4294
04:03:58,140 --> 04:04:02,440
It's got an Atari foreskin fucking wedged onto it.

4295
04:04:08,340 --> 04:04:11,140
I was on Nexus mods and I got a fucking...

4296
04:04:11,140 --> 04:04:13,240
Brand new add-on for it.

4297
04:04:13,620 --> 04:04:14,940
Oh, fuck off you.

4298
04:04:15,200 --> 04:04:15,740
Get away.

4299
04:04:15,940 --> 04:04:16,560
You're nasty.

4300
04:04:16,700 --> 04:04:18,580
You're nasty and you don't belong in my house.

4301
04:04:18,780 --> 04:04:20,040
You don't belong in my house.

4302
04:04:20,360 --> 04:04:21,220
Call the guards now.

4303
04:04:21,540 --> 04:04:22,360
Someone call the guards.

4304
04:04:22,660 --> 04:04:23,260
The cunt in the house.

4305
04:04:23,760 --> 04:04:24,400
Fuck yeah.

4306
04:04:24,400 --> 04:04:25,200
Are you creepy?

4307
04:04:25,320 --> 04:04:26,520
I'm after buying some new stuff now.

4308
04:04:26,800 --> 04:04:28,200
Round up the boys to come pointing.

4309
04:04:28,520 --> 04:04:29,920
I want the whole town to see me.

4310
04:04:40,920 --> 04:04:42,500
Jim the vampire.

4311
04:04:44,800 --> 04:04:45,200
Sorry.

4312
04:04:45,400 --> 04:04:47,000
You deserve better than that, Jim.

4313
04:04:47,300 --> 04:04:48,600
You deserve better than that.

4314
04:04:49,080 --> 04:04:50,160
You're better than that.

4315
04:04:50,160 --> 04:04:50,760
I'm sorry.

4316
04:04:50,760 --> 04:04:50,760
I'm sorry.

4317
04:04:50,760 --> 04:04:50,760
I'm sorry.

4318
04:04:50,760 --> 04:04:50,760
I'm sorry.

4319
04:04:50,760 --> 04:05:20,740
Thank you.

4320
04:05:20,740 --> 04:05:50,720
Thank you.

4321
04:05:50,720 --> 04:06:20,700
Thank you.

4322
04:06:20,700 --> 04:06:50,680
Thank you.

4323
04:06:50,680 --> 04:06:52,680
Thank you.

4324
04:06:52,680 --> 04:06:56,680
Thank you.

4325
04:06:56,680 --> 04:06:56,680
Thank you.

4326
04:06:56,680 --> 04:06:58,680
Thank you.

4327
04:06:58,680 --> 04:07:00,680
Thank you.

4328
04:07:00,680 --> 04:07:08,680
Thank you.

4329
04:07:08,680 --> 04:07:10,680
Thank you.

4330
04:07:10,680 --> 04:07:10,680
Thank you.

4331
04:07:10,680 --> 04:07:40,660
Thank you.

4332
04:07:40,660 --> 04:08:09,280
Alright, now we gotta fucking find a save. Let's back into this again. Thank you very much, Crime Calls. Well, Gargi are appealing for any dash cam owners who are in the Silent Hill area on the evening in question to submit footage.

4333
04:08:09,280 --> 04:08:20,280
Oh, fucking hell, I've been looking in these rooms for ten minutes now.

4334
04:08:30,280 --> 04:08:54,280
My mind is septic. Get back on the keys and play me some dire strength. Jimmy, are you serious? I need to find a save scummer very soon here because I'm about to get cyber-crimed out of it. I need my bed.

4335
04:08:54,280 --> 04:09:08,280
The old boy to let apartments, is it?

4336
04:09:08,280 --> 04:09:35,280
*Sigh*

4337
04:09:35,280 --> 04:10:04,280
Fucking reddit man. Bullets. Go back into the courtyard and just go back to the main vestibule.

4338
04:10:04,280 --> 04:10:11,280
There'll be a- there'll be a red patch at the vestibule. Down off the fucking thing.

4339
04:10:11,280 --> 04:10:18,280
*Sigh*

4340
04:10:18,280 --> 04:10:25,280
*Sigh*

4341
04:10:25,280 --> 04:10:26,280
*Sigh*

4342
04:10:26,280 --> 04:10:27,280
*Sigh*

4343
04:10:27,280 --> 04:10:28,280
*Sigh*

4344
04:10:28,280 --> 04:10:35,620
Right, okay, here we go. It's the end of the line, sweet Jesus. It's the end of the line tonight.

4345
04:10:36,560 --> 04:10:42,460
I want to say thank you very much for joining me on this edition of Silent Hill Nemesis.

4346
04:10:42,940 --> 04:10:50,100
It's been an interesting and intriguing introduction to what seems to be a very well-crafted and rendered remake.

4347
04:10:50,860 --> 04:11:02,100
And I will be back again tomorrow to continue the journey with a lot more oomph and schutzpah and whatever fancy Dan word you want to apply to that.

4348
04:11:02,520 --> 04:11:07,020
Because I'm just flagging at the moment. So maybe earlier tomorrow.

4349
04:11:07,540 --> 04:11:09,900
I don't want to finish this late tomorrow, but thank you very much.

4350
04:11:10,480 --> 04:11:14,340
And we will talk to you again on the morrow.

4351
04:11:14,340 --> 04:11:26,340
Sweet Shafay dreams, thank you very much.

4352
04:11:33,880 --> 04:11:38,600
Trying to see if there are any funny little bits here. I have no funny little bits as well.

4353
04:11:38,720 --> 04:11:42,800
I think, you know, once we get back into the swing, I'll have some sting.

4354
04:11:46,080 --> 04:11:52,920
But as Stringer Bellend said in the pulling his... the smash drama Pulling Your Wire,

4355
04:11:53,840 --> 04:11:56,340
I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

4356
04:11:57,120 --> 04:12:01,140
And Dara Dermody, thank you very much for your kind, heart, generous tip, ripper, runes there.

4357
04:12:01,460 --> 04:12:02,420
We'll talk to you later, yeah?

4358
04:12:02,420 --> 04:12:08,940
It's been really mentally anguished. It's been really fucking... oh, fuck.

4359
04:12:09,780 --> 04:12:12,660
Feels like we've been mentally abused in the eyes.

4360
04:12:13,780 --> 04:12:18,540
It's been a real fucking... we need therapy sort of scenario.

4361
04:12:19,200 --> 04:12:20,480
Might need to go on the pills.

4362
04:12:22,580 --> 04:12:23,780
Heavy fucking buzz.

4363
04:12:24,540 --> 04:12:25,500
We'll talk to you later, yeah?

4364
04:12:27,620 --> 04:12:30,340
My cerebrum's buggered, says laundry hamper.

4365
04:12:30,340 --> 04:12:36,020
My fucking... basil ganglia has been absolutely fucking lacquered...

4366
04:12:36,980 --> 04:12:39,380
...by some of those beansprouts out in the street.

4367
04:12:39,620 --> 04:12:42,160
Remember that cunt that made me scream like a little fucking idiot?

4368
04:12:43,680 --> 04:12:44,660
I'm embarrassed.

4369
04:12:45,320 --> 04:12:46,200
I'll talk to you later.

4370
04:12:47,260 --> 04:12:47,860
Peace.

4371
04:12:48,900 --> 04:12:50,420
Andy the Fork, thanks for the tip.

4372
04:12:52,260 --> 04:12:53,460
Goodnight, Jah bless.

4373
04:12:56,980 --> 04:12:57,700
Good luck, yeah?

4374
04:12:59,220 --> 04:12:59,540
Come on.

4375
04:13:00,660 --> 04:13:01,460
Fucking talk to you.

4376
04:13:01,540 --> 04:13:02,460
Come on, get to bed.

4377
04:13:04,860 --> 04:13:05,860
Angela's madness.

4378
04:13:08,580 --> 04:13:09,460
See you later, yeah?

4379
04:13:10,660 --> 04:13:11,060
Come on.

4380
04:13:13,620 --> 04:13:14,540
We'll talk to you later.

4381
04:13:17,300 --> 04:13:18,060
Fucking see ya.

4382
04:13:21,460 --> 04:13:22,060
Talk to you.

4383
04:13:25,660 --> 04:13:26,160
I know.

4384
04:13:26,220 --> 04:13:26,220
I know.

4385
04:13:26,220 --> 04:13:27,540
It's been one of those.

4386
04:13:28,900 --> 04:13:30,100
It's really been one of those.

4387
04:13:31,500 --> 04:13:31,860
Alright.

4388
04:13:33,180 --> 04:13:34,220
Tearing the arse out of it now.

4389
04:13:34,220 --> 04:13:34,480
Bye.

4390
04:13:34,480 --> 04:13:34,980
Bye.

4391
04:13:34,980 --> 04:13:36,140
Thank you.
